Read on, lovelies, read on. Beware, however, of cussing. And adult situations.
"- fucking Sasuke!" Sakura blinked, pausing in her stride, a few paces behind her shorter teammate, "Um, where's Kakashi-sensei?" Naruto made a sarcastic sound. "I said, fucking Sasuke." Sakura fainted. Naruto rolled his eyes, and left Team 7.1 to go see if Yamato-taicho wasn't 'training' Sai.
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When Sakura came to, she too quickly absconded from the 'training' ground. "I'm never touching those posts without gloves ever, ever again." Soon, walking to the other training ground used, she seen a wooden house, and a despairing blonde. As she approached him she heard a muttered mantra of "Fuck my life.. why do all of my senseis fuck their favourite studen- aw, bugger... I should ask Iruka-sensei if he's one of those senseis- I think he's dating Anko though... Fuuuuck... And Ero-sennin is outta the question, simply 'cause NOPE! Aie..." Sakura held back a snicker at her commiserating teammate/surrogate little brother, "I'd ask,' she started, "But I think we both know what's going on..." She could not keep a straight face with the obviously henge'd mascara-tear tracks framing Naruto's cerulean eyes.
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"Is that a kimono-miniskirt? In, admittedly, a complementary-to-you colour scheme?"
"Yes," the blonde growled, "There are also many of our fellow Rookies who'd better sleep with one eye open!" Raising his voice to a yell, he drove his point home with an adorable foot stamp. "Kibbles, Flowergirl and Clueless are all going to suffer. SUFFER, YOU HEAR ME?!"
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"... Fuck me..." The blonde groaned, exasperated. "Dickless, I'm sure that if you had a boyfriend, they'd be happy t-" Naruto growled, his anger amplifying the sound. "Sai- I have a short lecture to deliver to you. It's called: The Usage of the F-word in Konoha."
-(yey- it's a funneh lil' bit o' something... xD)
A/N : Ahaha, yes, I borrowed the line 'The Usage of the F-word in wherever " from Canadian comics (comedians), Bowser and Blue.
Character Ages!: Rookies - 17, Team 9 - 18, Senseis - (I don't remember, and I'm too lazy to look it up, but I'd say 30's), Sannin - (50's... I think...)
Word Count - 282 (Minus "+'s", ellipses', dashes, brackets and A/N's)
Rating : Mid T for language and implications.
Warning! - There is mention of jailbaity relationships, which is considered statutory rape. However, this fic is mostly a play on words, that being, the f-word. Nothing detrimental was meant by it, and it was me dicking around with the idea of KakaSasu and YamaSai. No harm implied, sorry if there are now bees in your bonnet. The offense was not intended. If you read it to get offended, while I appreciate your resilience, I also recommend reading REAL badfics. I write for fun, and I hope it amuses you, simply on account of teh odd scenarios... xD (Ahaha, terrible person... *shot'd*)
Review, s'il vous plait, ma chers!
