Y a m a z a k i ' s D i a r y
A/N: Another update from everyone's favourite pathological liar!
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April 40, 2003
Really totally most absolutely positively most dearest diary,
I am so tired of this super-hero business. I wish I was a normal boy, with normal problems, like school work and women. But super-heroes have to deal with stuff like homework and girls! It's too much I tells yeh!
I am in love diary, in love with Chiharu, and we are to wed in a fortnight, but I don't see how I can keep my identity from her. So I told her today.
'Chiharu, darling! I don't love you anymore!' what tact! I can't believe I wasted my tactfulness on her!
'That's a relief. I was so sick of your yodeling sappy love sonnets every morning!'
I sighed, for dramatic-ness. 'Yes, Chiharu, I know you are going to miss my yodeling and welcome wagon baskets, but you will live. Just, please, Chiharu, don't dwell in the past! The past is over! Move forward' I walked forward to show her what I meant. 'Forward in the future! THAT WAY!' And then I ran forward across the classroom so that she wouldn't get confused and move backward by mistake! Then I nearly ate my lunch in delight as we had a study hall. I felt it was my duty to inform the class of this magnificent event that was taking place. Perhaps it would be the defining event of our generation? Ah, what an age we live in!
So then, during the study hall, I got out my Chaplin suit, and did my musical version of my favourite book of all time- Harry Potter!
First I was Voldemort: 'Oooh, Harry, you stupid child, I have been beated, I wonder whyyyyy…'
Eriol said that "beated" wasn't a word. Shows what he knows!
My favourite song was definitely Quirrel's, 'I Have a Face On the Back of My Head". By the time it was over, the study hall was finished. I erased it from the board, dejectedly, but not so dejectedly that I looked dejected. Kaho gave me a word-a-day calendar, so I have to use dejectedly a lot today.
Now that I have told you the Chiharu and Harry Potter story, I have some other news. It seems that my Great Aunt Ruth's Not so Great Aunt, Gertrude, died yesterday! AND SHE LEFT US HER ESTATE! So, after school today, Mother and Father took me to check it out. It was the biggest house I'd ever seen!
'I can't believe we came two blocks for this!' Mother said. I threw my hands up in the air in protest.
'It was the best two blocks I've ever walked! Look at this estate! And it's all mi- ours!' I told her.
Mother sighed, ignoring me completely. 'I am so offended that she would leave this shack for us. What was she thinking?' then she took Father and they left, calling the estate a shack. Good thing they got off my property before I released the hounds on them! I think I will move in tomorrow.
Eriol, you won't get away with this!
Love,
Yamazaki
A/N: Sorry, I guess that wasn't the best chapter. The next ones are better though
Review please, before Yamazaki releases the hounds on you!
