I had to type in 'Mental Cheive' for the "are you human" thing when I logged in...Just some Trivia lol. I was origionally gonna edit the Helll outta this chapter but I didnt really change it that much...So enjoy the Hell!
Rated T...Yeah i'm rate this T and just a bit more, for uh...a ton of suggestiveness...yeah i took a little bit out, so enjoy your smut...lol jk
Rated T for: Suggestive themes
Mild use of gunpowder
Comic Mischeif
Dane Cook reference
"Hey Roxas I wanted to be me!" Axel pouted that he couldn't be him on Kingdom hearts.
"Too damn bad… be King Mickey or something..."
"You know this isn't our story about Kingdom Hearts? Loook, how many days have you been with us?"
"Like a year and 2 months."
"See! They need to get our story right!" Axel continued to look at his screen while Roxas listened to Axel complain again about how the games story is not right.
After losing to Roxas in mission mode Axel sighed.
"Roxas I'm soo bored... can we do something fun?" He gave the blonde a smile.
"Axel if it's about that whole Friday thing or whatever we were talking about the chapter before, you can forget it!" Roxas got up with his fully charged DS and started to head for the door.
"Wait! Roxas!" Axel grabbed Roxas's hand.
"Uuh Axel?"
Meanwhile
"Such a lovely body..." Marluxia grinned as he teased the poor Chilly Academic, toying with number 4's boxers…
"Hhahh... Stop teasing..." Vexen hissed at the pink haired man.
"Oh come on I'm just playing…" Eleven whispered in his ear as started to lick his neck... Vexen shivered and let out a soft little sigh. Vexen used his hand as he held Marluxia's waist, the graceful assassin moved from Vexen's neck to his mouth, they each explored each familiar mouth and tastes as they go further. Marluxia moaned a little from the sounds his cute Scientist made.
O_O
Meanwhile
"How was that Superior" Saix hugged his Xemnas "That was the wildest Friday I have ever had! I think you should be berserk more often on Friday..." He gave Saix a flirtatious grin.
Also Meanwhile
"Ok Dem, no, put the bottle down, I can help you!" Xigbar tried to calm down his little Demyx as Demyx staggered and giggled while holding a broken bottle in his hands.
" hheheh Xigbar's Waaaarrriiiid ab abowt mmmmeeee" Demyx hiccupped. as he fell off the table he was standing on.
"I'll catch you my Demyx!" Xigbar dove to save the Nocturne.
Back to Axel and Roxas
"Why haven't you said anything for the past 10 minutes?" Roxas looked up at the Flurry.
"Oh… I had to think about what I was going to say..." Axel put his head down.
"Come on Axel just tell me..." Roxas put a hand on Axel's shoulder, but Axel moved away from the blonde's touch as the pyro sat on his bed... With a pained look on his face.
" Axel?"
"Ummmm Roxas, do you like wanna go out sometime?" Axel asked with a pleading look on his face
Roxas instantly smiled "Of course Axel!" The pyro and the Keyblade wielder shared a soft chaste kiss. It eventually ended in a make-out session... I hope Roxas wins... O_o
Demyx was on the edge of passing out. He sat on the edge of the bed, where Xigbar joined him, worried about the Nocturne... Demyx collapsed onto Xigbar's lap.
"For the love of God, Help me!" Zexion yelled from the floor. Luxord was trying to cover his mouth.
"Hey Xig?" Luxord asked. "Does Demyx always act like this on Fridays?"
"No." He replied. "Usually he passes out right away."
"Maybe I put too much gunpowder in the drink?"
"Gunpowder! You're not supposed to use gunpowder in- well whatever. I don't think I should carry through with Friday this week. Is there any way to put Demyx to sleep?"
"Oh I get it." Zexion said. "You just don't wanna hurt him." He smiled evilly. "Who would have guessed you had feelings for him."
"Shut up!" Xigbar yelled. "Luxord. Take care of Zexion."
"Oh god no!"
"Xiggy." Demyx pulled lightly at Xigbar's zipper. A light blush formed on his cheeks.
"I don't think that's such a good idea kid."
"You know he won't remember anything in the morning right?" Luxord asked.
"Really?"
"Really." Luxord nodded.
"Awesome! Hey kid, maybe that is a good idea…"
"Demyx is gonna scream like a little girl, and they're all gonna blame you."
"You shut up."
"Don't kill me."
"I love you Axel." Roxas whispered into his ear.
"We don't have hearts, we can't love."
"I still love you."
"I love you too Roxas." Axel replied.
"You know, this is sweet and all, and it's the moment I've been waiting for my whole life, but it's not really crack...Or lime-ish."
"You're right." Axel agreed. Axel pushed Roxas back under him again. "Wanna start something?"
"No fair, Axel, don't make me use the Keyblade!" Roxas whined. Axel rolled over on his side, still holding Roxas.
"I'm just messin' with ya' Roxy." Axel kissed him on the nose.
"And when I say 'use my Keyblade' I mean in self defense. Not in a 'touch my Keyblade' kind of way."
"I would love to touch your Keyblade."
Xigbar started undressing Demyx, so he was lost in his own little world. Luxord turned back to Zexion.
"I swear if you try to do to me what number 2 is doing to Demyx I'll...I'll give you severe paper cuts with my Lexicon! In the jugular, and on your eye, then you'll match the pedo pirate man over there!"
"I heard that!"
"Oh, I'm so scared, emo kid. Paper cuts!" Luxord said sarcastically. "Can I touch your Lexicon?" Luxord added with a suggestive smile.
"You stay outta there! ...Freak! Drunk! You glass bitch. You glass bastard!"
"You don't wanna talk to me like that! I swear I'll-" A disturbing noise from Demyx silenced Luxord. "Will you guys get a room?" He asked.
"Excuse me. This is my room!" Xigbar said. "You get a room!"
"You let me borrow this room."
"Go into your own room."
"Fine. Get up Zexion, we're going to my room."
"No way, I'm not moving from this spot." Luxord grinned, and pinched Zexion's nose so he could only breathe through his mouth. A minute later he gasped for air. At that moment Luxord poured some of the red liquid down Zexion's throat...
Holy, sorry it took so long for the chapter...Uh, I have a good explaination? I had to Finish playing FFVII this sunday so I didn't have time then, and so much english exams and term papers and short stories...and you all know how busy my solitare schedule is...so im just post a crap load of chapters to make it up to you...in exchange for maybe a review?
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