Hey nerds! So, this chapter is for RainbowCloudArt, probably didn't spell that right. This chick is amazing. This one's for you, girl. This happened me tonight. I was going to play my bass guitar cause I couldn't sleep, and saw that there was a GOD DAMN GARGANTUAN SPIDER ON MY WALL. I freaked out, and my mom had to come kill it for me. Love you mommy :3
Anyway, ONWARD!
"OH MY GOD!"
Wally bolted up from his seat on the couch, snapped out of his daze from watching Brooklyn Nine-Nine for three hours straight. It had been a relatively lazy afternoon during mid-winter break, and Wally was hanging out at the mountain. Artemis was hanging out with some friends from school, so cuddling with his girlfriend wasn't an option, therefore all he had to keep him company was Andy Samberg. His parents were visiting some old friends or something, and there was nothing to do at his house.
"What? Who is freaking out?"
"Wally, I really need you to come here, like NOW," M'gann' s voice called from her bedroom. "Please hurry," she said desperately. "OH MY GAWD, ITS MOVING!"
Wally threw aside his popcorn and ran to the Martian' s room. "Megs, you okay? What's happening?" he asked as he ripped open the door.
The green girl was huddled in a corner, a horrified look on her face. Dressed in blue pajama pants with random bunnies striking various poses on them, she was on the verge of hysteria and staring at the wall above her bed.
Wally ran over to her. "Megs, what's wrong? Are you hurt?"
She shook her head. Her eyes widened. "HOWLY SHIT ITS MOVING AGAIN!
Wally's gaze drifted to where she was pointing. Lo and behold, a big fat spider clung to her wall. It was about the size of a nickel, and moved about every five seconds or so.
Wally facepalmed. Of course. One of the bravest girls he knew, was on the verge of screaming bloody murder because of a spider.
A spider.
Wally sighed, a small grin on his face. He turned back to M'gann. "The spider."
She nodded.
"Why don't you kill it?"
"I refuse to touch that. It's freakin huge! Kill it for me," she demanded.
The red head stood up and plucked a Kleenex from a nearby box. He patted her cheek and pulled her to her feet. "Nope, it's not that easy, green cheeks. You're gonna kill it."
M'gann crossed her arms like a stubborn little kid. "Nope. You're a guy. You have to kill it for me."
Wally shook his head and laughed. "Megs, your gonna kill it. You must learn, young grasshopper, how to kill spiders."
The martian girl shook her head. "No, you gotta kill it for me. PLEASE." She looked over at the arachnid.
"HOLY SHIT ITS GONE!"
She ran behind Wally, clutching him for dear life. "Wally, it's gone, it's gone, oh my God you have to find it. Please. PLEASE kill it."
Wally shook his head, smiling at the girl's terror. "I don't know where it is."
"WELL YOU BETTER FIND IT," M'gann half-yelled.
Something skittered across the carpet near M'gann' s bed. "It's right there, on my gawd, it's right there." She gestured wildly at the spider.
"I don't see anything," Wally protested teasingly.
"Oh my God Wally, it's right there, you can't miss it..."
He smacked the spider with the wadded-up tissue. "Did I get it?"
M'gann nodded.
Lifting up the tissue on which the smushed creature resided on, Wally held it out to M'gann and cackled.
"Wanna pet it?"
M'gann screamed and ran out into the hall. "Don't you dare..."
Wally snickered and started chasing her around the mountain , holding out the tissue. "Oh no, it's coming to get you! Its hairy legs are going to spin webs in your hair-"
"I SWEAR TO THE DEAR LORD WALLACE WEST, IF THAT SPIDER TOUCHES ME, I WILL CHOP YOU UP WITH A BUTCHERS KNIFE AND FEED YOU TO THE RABID DOGS!"
"But Megs, it just wants to play!"
"IT JUST WANTS TO PLAY MY ASS! THAT THING IS FROM HELL, WALLY! THAT THING IS FROM HELL!"
"Can't it just have a kiss?"
"HELL NO IT CAN'T HAVE A KISS!"
"Please? It's such a lonely spider, it just wants a hug..."
"I hope you drown in a vat full of poisonous 'lonley' spiders, Wally, I truly do."
"Kiss the pretty spider!"
You like-a? I had fun writing this one. Review :)
P.S. Go check out my story Red for some Spitfire.
