(A/N: WOOT! SUPER-FAST-UPDATE FTW!)

The Prince: WASSUP!

M-Lord: Hey people! Look at this! (jumps super-flipping high) Kick-Ass!

Midna3452: Hey! Can we just get this done?

The Prince and M-Lord: HELL YEAH!

Midna3452: Ugh...men are stupid...

The Prince: I HEARD THAT! NOW DIE! (unleashes Hell)

Hell:(unleashed)

One painful Adventure later...

Everyone: (burnt from the flames of Hell)

The Prince: That...was a BAD idea.

Everyone: (nod in agreement)

The Prince: REVIEW TIME! YAY!

M-Lord: We got one From some one who's Accountless

TRUTHS!

Link: YOU'RE THE AWESOMEST ZELDA CHARACTER EVER! You won't have AS bad as the others will get (other than Midna. She's # 2.) But tell me, do you enjoy getting your butt whooped by any of the bosses in any of the Zelda games?

Zelda: Can you be actually USEFUL in a Zelda game? For crying out loud, the game's NAMED after you!

Midna: What are your TRUE feelings for Link?

Canondork (AKA the idiot who tried to kill Link a bunch of times and ALWAYS FAILS!): Why do you suck at killing Link so badly (Link can put his OWN comments into this Truth)?

Ilia: Why are you so OBSESSED with STUPID horses? They're STUPID (other than Epona because she's Link's horse).

The Prince: Why are you Cuccoo (as in CRAZY!)?

Midna3452: Why do you keep messing with Midna's feelings?

M-Lord: WHY MUST YOU HURT LINK!

DARES!

Link: (Sorry Link!) Let Ruto chase you (Read the Prince's Dare) for 3 days. BUT: You get a flamethrower and Mr. Boom-Boom.

Zelda: Go in a room with ALL the Zelda bosses for a month, insulting them and letting them do what they wish to you!

Midna: Watch Ruto chase Link for all three days and do NOTHING to help Link. Also, after that, you have to go on a date with Zant from the end of this chapter to the beginning of the next.

Zant: Ask Midna on a date throughout the ENTIRE chapter and at the end (Read Midna's Dare) Happy Dance into a wall.

Canondork(AKA the idiot who tried to kill Link a bunch of times and ALWAYS FAILS!): Get chased by Cuccoos for the whole chapter and be chased off a cliff at the end. Also, let everyone call you Canondork for the WHOLE chapter and do NOTHING about it.

Ilia: Kill the horse you love the MOST (OTHER than Epona)!

The Prince: (SORRY LINK!) Bring, *GASPS*, Ruto into your FanFic.

M-Lord: Make an evil hoard of STARVING Link Fan-Girls chase you, thinking you're Link, while covered in EVERY FOOD you've EVER dumped on Link, for a week as he is disguised (But Ruto will know who Link is). Have a taste of your own medicine!

Link: Thanks! (Glomps the Accountless person)

Zelda: I COULD be useful...I just choose to let Link to do everything.

Saria: That's kinda harsh...

Midna3452: Amen to that.

Midna: (reads review) Seriously? I already said I loved him. Hell, we were holding hands last chapter!

Ganondorf: (reads review) Cuz, no matter WTF I do, HE JUST. WON'T. DIE!

Link: Thats because I'm invincible (beep)tches.

Midna and Saria: Thank the Gods for that. (glomps Link)

The Prince: Stop...NOW!

Link, Midna, and Saria: (quickly stop glomping)

M-Lord: Better.

Ilia: (reads review) Because I do! And they're not stupid!

The Prince: Even I tolerate the Species known as "Horse". (reads review) BECUASE I AM! YOU GOT A (beep)ING PROBLEM WITH THAT! ? ! (fires explodes all scary like)

Saria: Prince, calm down.

The Prince: (sigh) 1...2...3...My anger is a puddle and I just, step out of it...I'm better now.

M-Lord: Then let's continue. (reads review) Because its loads of fun!

The Prince: (reads the dares of the review) (grins evilly) This is gonna be goooooooood! (pulls a lever and Ruto falls from the sky)

Ruto: OW! That REALLY hurt!

The Prince: Whoop-de-doo.

Saria: Ruto! (glomps Ruto)

Ruto: Saria! (glomps her back)

Saria: I haven't seen you in forever!

The Prince: (whispering to M-Lord) Since when did those two know eachother?

M-Lord: Well, They ARE both Sages...

The Prince: Hmm...makes sense I guess.

Ruto: (Sees Link) LIIIIIIIIIIIINK! (runs for him)

Link: Aw, sh(beep). (runs for dear life)

Midna: (Tied up in a chair, being forced to watch Ruto chase Link) NOOOOOOOOOoooooooo.

Ruto: (tackles Link and starts kissing him)

Link: Help...me... (gets dragged into a bedroom by Ruto after being tied up by her)

Everyone: (shudders)

Zant: Hey Midna! You. Me. Dinner. how 'bout it?

Midna: (ignores him completely)

Zant: (continues asking her out)

Everyone except for Ganondorf: Your name is GanonDORK! Ganondork! Ganondork! Ganondork! Ganondork! Ganondor-

Ganondorf: (commits suicide)

Midna3452: ...You think we may have over done it?

Everyone else: (nod in agreement)

Ruto: (comes out of the bedroom) YYYAAAAYYY!

Everyone else: O_O

Link: (comes out of the bedroom) You do NOT want to know what she forced me to do.

The Prince: Well too bad, cuz' I put a camera in there!

Link: O_O Don't show that to anyone!

Ruto: But Link, I thought you weren't gonna keep it a secret!

Link: You dragged me in there and forced me to!

The Prince: TOO LATE! (starts playing the recording)

Link: (untied) W-what are you gonna d-do?

Ruto: Oh...I thought we could...you know...have a little fun?

Link: And what do you mean by that?

Ruto: Let me show you...

They play chess, Ruto wins. (A/N: Get you minds out of the gutter, people.)

The Prince: (stops the recording) ...That's it?

Link: I hate chess!

Ruto: Oh Linky, you're just mad because you lost.

Link: Leave me alone you psycho fish person!

Ruto: I'm not a fish! I'm a ZORA Dammit! AND I'm a Princess too!

Saria: Is it just me or is there an ASS-LOAD of Royals here?

M-Lord: You're right, Saria.

Ilia: (read her dare) Epona is the only horse I love. So I can't do that.

Zelda: (stumbles out of a random room) I was locked in there with all the Bosses from my games...they've done bad things to me...(passes out)

Hosts: (laughing)

The Prince: And to save time from another dare I'm gonna bring two people in right now. (Pulls a lever and Toon Link and Toon Zelda fall from nowhere)

Toon Link: Ow! That weally huwt!

Toon Zelda: Who made us get huwt?

Toon Link: (sees Link) ...

Toon Zelda: (sees Zelda) ...

(camera turns off)

We are sorry, but the universe has exploded due to Link and Zelda seeing their Toon Variations. We apologize for this inconveniance and will return shortly...

(stupid elevator music plays)

You: WTF is with this damn music! ? !

(camera turns back)

The Prince: Ok, are we all good?

Everyone else: (nod)

The Prince: Good. cuz' it isn't easy to bring the WHOLE universe back.

Toon Link and Toon Zelda: We're sowwy.

Midna3452: Aw... It wasn't you're fault. (Glomps Toon Zelda) It was just a little misunderstanding with the universe, that's all.

The Prince: (trying not to vomit) Some one stop that scene of affection!

M-Lord: Midna3452, Stop before The Prince pukes.

Midna3452: Alright geez. Let's just continue. (hand the next review to Toon Link) Go ahead and read the nice piece of paper.

Toon Link: Uh.. It's fwom some one named Bree-Bee233

XD GAWD! This is hilarious!

Because I'm evil and insane...*cackles evilly*

LINK!- make out with midna for an hour.

MIDNA!- Set fire to a horse, then set fire to Link's hat

ZELDA!- Cram as many marshmallows into your mouth as you can

ILIA!- watch Midna burn your precious horsie, then set yourself on fire

LINK!- Set a bin on fire just to watch the pretty colours

Hey, I'm insane. What can I say?

The Prince: FINALLY! Some one else who's Insane!

M-Lord: O_O' Is this person A Pyro or someting?

Midna3452: Maybe, why should we care?

Link: No problem. (grabs Midna by the shoulders and starts making out with her)

1 Hour later...

Link and Midna: (FINALLY stop kissing)

Midna: Sorry about this Link. (catches his hat on fire)

Link: AAAAAAAHHHHHH! (runs around trying to put his hat out)

Ruto and Saria: Link! I'll save you! (chases after Link)

Midna: (sets fire to Epona)

Ilia: ! ! ! (commits suicide by catching herself on fire)

The Prince: Don't worry, I'll bring her back to life when we need her again.

M-Lord: Awww... I thought we were rid of that dumb horse-chick!

The Prince: Sadly, People still want her here.

Link: (puts his hat out, then catches fire to a dumpster) I see prrreeeeety colllllllllooorsss.

Toon Zelda: Next Weview!

Midna3452: I love the way they talk!

Shadicx

Rofl u married a cookie :). Not that I'm complaining. Oreos are quite tasty, aren't they?

Anyway, I already reviewed once. BUT I SHALL AGAIN :D

Link: Turn into Wolf Link and enter a dog show.

Zelda: Go to a karaoke club with Ganondorf and team up to sing don't stop believin

Ilia: (If she's stil alive)Be trapped in a room for a week with a bunch of angry Malon fans (including me. yes, I did have money on Malon.)

Midna: Rap either Fort Minor or Eminem with Zant O-o

Oh, and PS...Hosts, have a dance contest.

The Prince: Yes, Oreos are indeed tasty.

Midna3452: And we're you reivew more than once, It show that love this show! (gives Shadicx a cookie)

M-Lord: Link, turn into a Wolf.

Ruto: He can do that?

The Prince: Yes, yes he can.

Toon Link: That's pwetty coooool.

Link: (turns into Wolf Link)

Ruto: Come on doggy! (enters Wolf Link into a dog show, They were disqualified cuz' Wolf Link killed one of the judges when they called him "ugly")

Ruto and Link: (Come back)

Ruto: Linky did bad things to a judge!

Saria: Bad Link! (sprays him with a squirt gun)

Wolf Link: (whimpering) Leave me alone!

Midna: Leave him alone! (takes Saria's squirt gun and hits her with it)

Midna and Saria: (in a catfight)

The Prince: ...Let's continue shall we?

Zelda and Ganondorf: (sing " Don't stop believin' " on a karaoke machine...they were awesome)

Everyone else: (clapping and cheering)

M-Lord: Ilia's dead so let's skip that one.

Midna: Give me a microphone!

Zant: WOOT!

Eminem: (show up from nowhere) Let's do this!

The Hosts: (Start the Dance contest to the song with Saria, Ruto and The Toons of Link and Zelda as the Judges)

(Hook) Eminem, Midna, and Zant

I'm not afraid to take a stand

Everybody come take my hand

We'll walk this road together, through the storm

Whatever weather, cold or warm

Just let you know that, you're not alone

Holla if you feel that you've been down the same road

(Intro) Eminem

Yeah, It's been a ride...

I guess I had to go to that place to get to this one

Now some of you might still be in that place

If you're trying to get out, just follow me

I'll get you there

(Verse 1) Zant

You can try and read my lyrics off of this paper before I lay 'em

But you won't take this thing out these words before I say 'em

Cause ain't no way I'm let you stop me from causing mayhem

When I say 'em or do something I do it, I don't give a damn

What you think, I'm doing this for me, so (beep) the world

Feed it beans, it's gassed up, if a thing's stopping me

I'mma be what I set out to be, without a doubt undoubtedly

And all those who look down on me I'm tearing down your balcony

No if ands or buts don't try to ask him why or how can he

From Infinite down to the last Relapse album he's still (beep)'n

Whether he's on salary, paid hourly

Until he bows out or he (beep)'s his bowels out of him

Whichever comes first, for better or worse

He's married to the game, like a (beep) you for christmas

His gift is a curse, forget the earth he's got the urge

To pull his (beep) from the dirt and (beep) the universe

(Hook) Eminem, Midna, and Zant

I'm not afraid to take a stand

Everybody come take my hand

We'll walk this road together, through the storm

Whatever weather, cold or warm

Just let you know that, you're not alone

Holla if you feel that you've been down the same road

(Verse 2) Midna

Ok quit playin' with the scissors and (beep), and cut the crap

I shouldn't have to rhyme these words in the rhythm for you to know it's a rap

You said you was king, you lied through your teeth

For that (beep) your fillings, instead of getting crowned you're getting capped

And to the fans, I'll never let you down again, I'm back

I promise to never go back on that promise, in fact

Let's be honest, that last Relapse CD was "ehhhh"

Perhaps I ran them accents into the ground

Relax, I ain't going back to that now

All I'm tryna say is get back, click-clack BLAOW

Cause I ain't playin' around

There's a game called circle and I don't know how

I'm way too up to back down

But I think I'm still tryna figure this crap out

Thought I had it mapped out but I guess I didn't

This (beep)ing black cloud still follow's me around

But it's time to exercise these demons

These motherfuckers are doing jumping jacks now!

(Hook) Eminem, Midna, And Zant

I'm not afraid to take a stand

Everybody come take my hand

We'll walk this road together, through the storm

Whatever weather, cold or warm

Just let you know that, you're not alone

Holla if you feel that you've been down the same road

(Bridge) Eminem

And I just can't keep living this way

So starting today, I'm breaking out of this cage

I'm standing up, Imma face my demons

I'm manning up, Imma hold my ground

I've had enough, now I'm so fed up

Time to put my life back together right now

(Verse 3) Eminem

It was my decision to get clean, I did it for me

Admittedly I probably did it subliminally for you

So I could come back a brand new me, you helped see me through

And don't even realise what you did, believe me you

I been through the ringer, but they can do little to the middle finger

I think I got a tear in my eye, I feel like the king of

My world, haters can make like bees with no stingers, and drop dead

No more beef flingers, no more drama from now on, I promise

To focus soley on handling my responsibility's as a father

So I solemnly swear to always treat this roof like my daughters and raise it

You couldn't lift a single shingle on it

Cause the way I feel, I'm strong enough to go to the club

Or the corner pub and lift the whole liquor counter up

Cause I'm raising the bar, I shoot for the moon

But I'm too busy gazing at stars, I feel amazing and

(Hook) Eminem

I'm not afraid to take a stand

Everybody come take my hand

We'll walk this road together, through the storm

Whatever weather, cold or warm

Just let you know that, you're not alone

Holla if you feel that you've been down the same road

Eminem: Man you guys are the shitz, you know what I'm sayin' ? (A/N: Only Eminem gets to say that in my realm! Mwahahahahahahahaha)

Midna: Alright! Alright! I'll go on a date with just shut up Zant!

Zant! Yeeeeyaaayaaah!

Ruto and Saria: And the winner of the dance contest is...MIDNA3452!

(Midna3452 get the world's largest Mint Oreo)

M-Lord and The Prince: (fall to their knees dramtically) ! ! !

Toon Link and Toon Zelda: Why are the nice people screaming?

Midna3452: (kneel down so she can talk to them face-to-face) Because they know they suck.

The Prince: I HEARD THAT! NOW DIE! (unleashes Hell)

Hell: (unleashed)

The Devil: (show up from the unleashed Hell) 'til next time!

EveryoneL BYE! (go back to killing eachother)