Chapter Eight
Striper Poker
After all the ninjas went to their motel rooms, Naruto was the first one to yell. "Who wants to play Striper Poker!"
"No. We'll all play. Nobody is saying that they will not be playing. It's only fair." said Sasuke.
"Okay let's all meet in my room in fifth teen minutes." said Naruto.
Fifth teen minutes later.
"Okay now that we're all settled. Who doesn't know what this is?" asked Naruto. Everybody raised their hands up, including Sakura.
"Okay, it's when one or more person takes off an article of clothing off when they loose a round. If you are stripped down to nothing, you loose." said Naruto.
"Let's play!" said Kiba excitedly.
After a few minutes……
"You loose Sakura, Lee, Sasuke, Neji and Tenten!" said Naruto proudly.
The five groaned as they each took off their shirts. Well for Lee it was his whole green jumpsuit so he was only left in his underwear already.
Many cards later the second round finished.
"You loose Naruto, Hinata, Tenten, Temari, Kankuro, Garra and Sasuke" said Neji and Kiba proudly. Tenten now had to take of her pants….a girl's worst nightmare. And same for Sasuke. While the rest had to only take off a shirt.
Many cards later…the third round finished.
"You all loose" said Tenten with a big in-your-face smile whipped across her face. Poor Sasuke had to take off his boxers and Lee had to take off his underwear. "Lee!" shouted the girls in disgust. "Lee go into the closet" said Naruto. While the others only had pants to take off. And for Ino, Chouji, Kiba, Neji, Shino, Shikamaru had to take off their shirts. The boys drooled over the girls and their gorges figures.
Round four…..
"You loose Tenten!" said Neji proudly. Tenten was the only one who lost the round. She slowly removed her bra. (It's either that or the underwear).
The guys drooled over her like hell.
Okay if I put all the rounds it will take to long. Many rounds later and two bottles of pure vodka later. And the winner turned out to (drum roll)….. Garra while everybody else was completely stripped down to nothing on them. After the guys finished drooling…. … "Okay let's all go back" said Ino blushing like a cherry.
After everybody returned back they just noticed they forgot their clothes. Now comes the couple stuff. (Warning: lots of fluff and maybe some lemon)
Shikamaru and Ino
"mmmmmmmmmmmmm" moaned Ino.
"What is it Ino?" asked Shikamru who was half drunk.
"I want you" said Ino circling him and touching his bare back.
"Ino what are you doing?" asked Shikamaru confused. (A/N she's still in her period….)
"Kiss me" was Ino's response.
"What?" asked Shikamaru.
"Make out with me" was Ino's response.
Shikamaru felt more drunk and before they knew it the were on the bed making out naked. Ino was moaning and moaning.
"Ino I think it would be best if we stopped" said Shikamaru.
Ino moaned again. "I think so too" was her answer.
They just lay normally and Ino curled up to Shikamaru.
Tenten and Neji
When Tenten got to the room she went over to the bed and plopped on it.
"Ow!" she shouted.
"What's with you?" he asked.
"My stomach hurts" answered Tenten.
"Come here" said Neji.
"What?"
"Just come here" said Neji.
Tenten got up and went over to him. He pulled her into an embrace. Tenten froze. 'This can't be' she thought. Then he twirled her around that she was against him. He started to rub her stomach. Tenten stood the stiff. After a few minutes he asked.
"Feeling better?"
"A little bit" was her response.
Neji then picked her up bridal style. "Neji what are you doing?" asked Tenten fearfully. "You'll see" he said. (A/N Neji and Tenten do have clothes on, just Neji's shirtless and Tenten has only panties on and a bra) He took her to the window, sat on a chair. "Come here" he said patting his lap.
"Are you sure Neji?"
"Just come here"
Tenten sat on his lap and held her there. He was rubbing her stomach at the same time. Before he knew Tenten was asleep on him. He didn't get because he didn't want to wake her up. "I love you Tenten" he whispered into her ear.
A smile crept on her face. He starred out the window and thought of his past. 'Lonely like the Moon.' And slowly he fell asleep.
Hinata and Naruto
Currently Naruto was making with Hinata.
"Naruto I love you" Hinata said suddenly.
"I love you too" said Naruto.
Hinata was so happy she glomped him. Before they knew they were having sexual intercourse. After about ten minutes Hinata started moaning in pain. Naruto stopped and pulled her to him and before he knew it they were sleeping. He woke up soon to find out he had Hinata next to him. He looked at her, 'So peaceful' he thought. 'She's really cute and I think I like her better than Sakura. I'm going to tell her tomorrow that I love her. I hope she loves me back. Such a beauty too.' Naruto starred out the window at the at the moon. 'Lonely Moon' was all the thought. After a few hours he fell asleep.
Last Couple: Sakura and Lee
"Sakura hit me" said Lee mischievously.
Sakura twitched. "I don't think so."
Lee wrapped his arms around her and started humping her.
"Stop it Lee!" shouted Sakura. "You're hurting me"
Lee didn't stop.
"Lee! Please! Stop!" said Sakura bursting into tears.
When Lee noticed he stopped and pulled Saukra into an embrace and held her there.
"I'm sorry Sakura. I don't know what got into me" he said apologizing.
Now for the rest…nothing can happen with them except for Kankuro and Kiba.
Kankuro and Kiba
"Kankuro let's prank the other" said Kiba drunk.
"Sure that would be fun."
"Now how" said Kiba. He now pulled out lots of cartons of eggs and cans of shaving cream and whipping cream.
"Genius" said Kankuro.
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Short again. And if you don't like fluff or lemon then sorry. I had no better idea then stripper poker and lemon. If you don't like SORRY! I DON'T OWN WITCH HUNTER ROBIN OR NARUTO.
