Battle of Super-Human and Near Super-Human
Vampires:
Close Range: Bite
Mid-Range: Claws
Special: Super Human Strength & Speed
Long Range: Vampire Roar
US Army Rangers:
Close Range: SOCp
Mid-Range: M4 Commando
Special: M16 Claymore
Long Range: SR-25 Sniper Rifle
"Okay guys we've got are first fiction v. non-fiction matchup both of these warriors are super human, US Army Rangers versus Vampires." Geoff said.
"One of these warriors is a apex predator compared to Americas most elite well trained, military force." Mack said.
Representing the Vampires is world famous novelist Steve Niles.
"The Vampires, are apex predators they have every thing the deadliest warrior need the Super-Human Strength and Speed." he explained.
Fighting for the US Army Rangers is current Ranger Tim Kennedy.
"The US Army Rangers are the best the United State military has to offer, we have the training in are favor and we have the weapons in a favor theirs no question we've beat every enemy out their Vampires will give us a challenge but we will prevail." he explained.
"Now with Vampires and US Army Rangers their hug amounts of ex-factors such as Endurance and Hand-to-Hand combat, both are ex-factors we can plug into the sim." Robert Daly explained.
Close Range
Vampire Bite v. SOCp
Both Vampires and US Army Ranger bring unique fighting skills to this battle, the Vampires come to battle with his razor sharp teeth, to test the Vampire Bite we've set up a Crocodile sitting in the middle of the room the animal expert steps up with a load cell the Crocodile bite the load cell with a force over 12.000 pounds. The Vampire expert step up to a US Army Ranger stand in, steps up with a Vampire teeth stand ins. Once Geoff gave the count down Steve began to chew on the US Army Ranger stand-ins skull and killed the target within 0:02.56 Seconds.
"Okay, you've killed the target within two-seconds and in a bite." Dr. Dorian said.
"Well this is what a cat fight, no its a war when you bring a bite to a war your dead we bring a more powerful short range fighting style called SOCp which is made for maximum damage and getting back to your tools." Tim said.
"Yes you have SOCp and guns to your advantage but the Vampire is immortal the only way to kill it is to cut off its head or take out the heart." Steve Niles stated.
To test the SOCp Mack and Tim step into a square, Mack grabbed Tim's M4 but Tim head butted him, then he through Mack to the ground and aimed his M4 at Mack then, Mack scrambled and gabbed Tim from behind but Tim knee stomped him then he grappled, him and kicked him backwards and he aimed his M4 once more
"For me i would have to give the edge to the Vampires their bite can kill then US Army Rangers within 2 seconds and then he/she can move onto the next Ranger edge Vampires Bite." Dr. Dorian said.
"My edge would have to be a draw the SOCp of the US Army Rangers can drop or stun a Vampire before he shoots him in the heart or obliterates his skull, edge even." Mack said.
"I agree with the Doc on this one, the Vampire Bite deals death then the SOCp, edge Vampire Bite." Geoff said.
Edge: Vampire Bite
Mid-Range
Claws v. M4 Colt Commando
"The Vampires Claws, was like a Medieval weapon, it can kill a man with a single swing." Steve explained.
To test the Vampire Claws we've set up 15 Jell Torsos, we've got a speed board breaker once Geoff gave the count down the speed board breaker began to run toward the torsos and he began to quickly slash and smash skulls when, Geoff yelled out time.
"Within 1:13 seconds you've killed about 9 out of the fifty targets." Dr. Dorian said.
"This may have killed many people but again this is not a cat fight its a war, the US Army Rangers, brought to war a effective Carbine, the M4 Commando was accurate and powerful for farther distance." Tim explained.
To test the M4 Commando, we've set up 15 more Jell Torsos, once Geoff gave the count down Tim began to fire his M4 Commando and he began to hit the targets in the chest and head, when he walked towards the targets and continued to shoot the targets in the chest.
"Okay, this is a much more effective then the Vampire claws you also killed 12 out of 15 so your more lethal at a distance." Dr. Dorian said.
"Yeah and with this assault rifle versus claws eventually in the battle the Vampire will become fatigued, compared to you when you only pull the trigger the gun does the work for you edge, M4 Commando." Geoff said.
"I disagree the Vampire is invincible, the M4 deals damage to humans but shooting a vampire in the chest is just stupid, edge Vampire Claws." Mack said.
"I would call it even, the M4 Commando has the range but if the Vampire closes that distance and gets closer your in trouble edge even." Dr. Dorian said.
Edge: Even
Special
Super-Human Speed & Strength v. M16 Claymore & SR-25 Sniper Rifle
"Steve what made the Vampire's what they are today?" Mack asked.
"Well, out of about ten-thousands years Vampires were given super-human strength able to throw a man into a wall using one hand killing a man with one blow, but what matters most is he Vampires super-human speed, what you cant see you cant shoot so with this the Vampires have the upper hand." Steve explained.
"This may be perfect ex-factors, but the US Army Rangers brought to battle with a powerful Mine, accurate sniper rifle with a high rate of fire." Tim explained.
To test the Claymore mine we've set up three targets in front of a Claymore, Tim set up the Claymore and he waited for Geoff gave the count down Tim set off his Claymore and it went off blowing the closest target sky high and killing the other two with the shrapnel and shockwave.
"So this weapon deals more damage then the super-human strength and speed of the Vampires." Dr. Dorian said.
"We've still have got to test the SR-25 Doc." Geoff said.
To test the SR-25 we've set up five targets down range once Geoff gave the count down Tim began to fire his SR-25 and he shot one target in the heart, then he continued to fire his SR-25 and he shot two more targets in the head, then he fired his alt three shots hitting the last target multiple times.
"So no question the US Army Rangers get the edge, do to the fact that the Claymore and SR-25 combo can actually kill edge US Army Rangers." Geoff said.
"Agreed edge US Army Rangers, they Claymore Mine and SR-25 deal damage then the Vampires Super Human strength and speed edge US Army Rangers." Mack said.
"I agree with you both 110% edge US Army Rangers, it kills with every shot and blast." Dr. Dorian said.
Battle:
Vampires: 3
US Army Rangers: 14
10 US Army Rangers were walking around a were walking around a warehouse, looking for Taliban when the female Ranger pointed to a room and five rangers ran up in to the room, later in the Warehouse 3 Vampires woke up from their coffins and the Vampire leader directed his vampires to split up, and one of the vampire went up to the five rangers in the room and the Ranger opened fire and the female vampire began to run around dodging the bullets and she slashed two rangers across the face killing them instantly. (3-12) Then she began to run around again and began to take shots into the chest and she slashed two rangers across head, then he threw another ranger in the wall, then she stomped onto hit skull killing him. (3-9) Then she was shot in the shoulder by the ranger snipers SR-25 then she ran towards the sniper but as she neared him he set off the claymore next to him and killed himself, and blew the vampire to bits not being able to survive anymore. (2-8) Then three US Army Rangers were walking through the halls, when one of them saw a Vampire run towards them and they began to fire their M4 Colt Commandos, when the Vampire began to take the shots two the chest and he slashed one of them across the chest then he threw another onto the ground, then he knocked the M4 Colt Commando from his hands and he through him to the side and the ranger scrambled for his M4 Colt Commando and he aimed it hitting the Vampire in the heart then he shot him again in the head. (1-6) Then the Vampire leader ran in front of the ranger grabbed him and bit him in the neck and he drained him of all his blood and he dropped his dead body onto the floor. (1-5) Then the Vampire leader began to run across the warehouse, when he ran into the last five rangers and he ran up to them, and he began to take the blows to the chest, then one of the Rangers was whacked across the head, then a wounded ranger set off his Claymore and sent the Vampire flying backwards then the vampire scrambled to his feet and he whacked to more Rangers across the face. (1-2) Then the last two rangers began to fire the M4 Commandos, and one of Ranger was thrown to the side and the Ranger leader and the Vampire leader began to fight each other, and the Vampire punched the US Army Ranger in the stomach and then the Vampire leader threw him to the side then the Vampire leader slashed him across the face multiple times. (1-1) Then the Ranger now the new leader began to fight the Vampire leader and the Vampire slashed him across the face wounding him then the Ranger leader whacked him across the face then he shot him multiple times in the chest, obliterating his chest. (0-1) Then the US Army Ranger leader raised his fist in the air in victory shouting "Rangers Lead The Way." in victory.
US Army Rangers: 51% Vampires: 49%
SOCp: 37% Vampire Bite: 63%
M4 Commando: 52% Vampire Claws: 48%
Claymore Mine & SR-25: 81% Super Human Strength & Speed: 19%
Wins: 2,507 Wins: 2,493
"The Reason the US Army Rangers won was because of of his high powered M4 Commando and his SR-25 and Claymore Mine Combo." Mack said.
Hope you enjoyed this special episode note i will be having a rematch for this match-up tomorrow August 12, 2013, no moving to each Monday Night do to the fact that school is staring soon :(
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