More Than One Type of Knowledge

Prettycrazy



Timothy Mcgee stepped out of the elevator as soon at he reached the floor of the lab, the calm and quiet air in the elevator was quickly broken by the blare of music coming from inside the lab. Mcgee smiled knowingly as he walked towards the noisy room.

Mcgee looked inside before entering and found Abby dancing around in front of her computers, looking like an Indian or African rain dance was being executed.

"ABBY!" Mcgee shouted to hopefully get her attention, but noting happened the first four times he tried but the fifth time when his voice broke and sounded more like a girly scream than a full grown man.

"Oh oh Mcgee, hang on I'll just turn down the music!" Abby yelled back smiling and waved her hands up in the air before finding her remote and turned off the music blaring. "There, Mcgee what are you doing down here, the last case was solved this morning, what can I do for you?" Abby was still somewhat bouncing.

"Well I was just going to invite you to join us all tonight at 'Shoot' for a drink. We are leaving at five!" He said as he looked at her a little shy.

"Cool, I'll be right up, I have a little surprise for all of you as well!" she clapped her hands eagerly.

"A surprise? What is it?" Mcgee's interest was peeked.

"Um um, you will know when the others do. Tell me is the director joining us?"

"Yeah it's kinda her fault that we got the case solved so it's only fair don't you think?"He rubbed his neck with one hand as he shoved the other in his pocket.

"It was her fault the case got solved, neither of you had noticed the connection! Well Timmy see you in a few minutes, just need to print something out." She waved to him, and luckily he got the hint and left her lab.

In the bullpen the team was gathered and chatting happily amongst each other when Abby came bouncing over to them.

"Hi guys, so everybody ready?" the ever positive Abby asked.

"Almost, Tony just needs to finish his report and Ziva need to finish her incident report, which she doesn't want to fill out because she claims it wasn't her fault!" Mcgee explained while looking towards Gibbs from time to time, since the older agent wasn't looking all that pleasant.

"Uh oh, where's the director?" Abby suddenly questioned after having looked between the different agents.

"Here I am!" a cheerful voice said behind her. They all turned their heads to see Jenny drop her purse of on Gibbs's desk.

"Great then we are all…." Abby started but was cut of by Tony's loud laugh. And the laughing kept going, the young man didn't even notice that all eyes was on him until Gibbs spoke up.

"Something funny in your report DiNozzo?"

"Nah sorry boss it's just this article it is both funny and kind of painful to read!" Tony tried.

"Why are you reading an article when you know we all are waiting for you to finish it so we can leave?" Ziva asked.

"Look who's talking!" Tony quickly piped up "Besides I finished the report just as Abby arrived!" he defended.

"So now you are reading an article that's both funny and painful, hmm….do we even want to know?" Jenny asked as she sat down on top of Gibbs's desk and crossed her arms in front of her.

"Sure sure listen - Barnacles can radically change the size and shape of their penises to fight the waves and have sex. Now that is cool!" he pointed at Mcgee, the younger man tried to look the other way.

"Oh and such a useful information, thank you agent DiNozzo!" the sarcasm dripping of Jenny's statement.

"Oh Madame Director, just wait there is more - Barnacles want to mate but are permanently bound to whatever rock or hull they once latched onto. Given that, they have evolved the longest penises of any creature for their size — up to eight times their body length — to seek out and have sex with their neighbors. Now that Probie is interesting, just think about it if we could do the same thing? Huh boss, wouldn't you love to try that?" Tony tried.

"DiNozzo the extend of your sexual exploits or lack of, are not something I want or need knowledge of. And I don't need to change my size to seek or satisfy my partner!" Gibbs heard Jenny mumble under her breath while inspecting her nails 'nope you don't' and it made him smirk slightly "Now David are you finish with your report so we can get a move on?" Before Ziva could answer Tony interrupted.

"There's more boss. The painful part - But large penises can be a problem, what with waves crashing down on the surfaces where these crustaceans often dwell. A too-long penis could flop around uselessly in such turbulence. Ouch boss could you imagine your huhaa flopping around getting smashed into rocks and such, ouch ouch ouch!"

"Tony are you done?" Jenny asked when she noticed the look on both Gibbs and Mcgee mirrored Tony's.

"Yes sorry Madame Director!" He saluted.

"Fine, David are you finished yet?" Gibbs questioned as he rose from his chair. And when he received a nod from Ziva he began helping Jenny into her jacket.

"Wait everybody, I wanna do this here where everybody can hear what I'm saying. I won this contest on the internet yesterday and on Saturday you are all going Salsa-ing with me. Your cloth will be handed to you the day after tomorrow, so please give me your size and you will have the right size to dance in on Saturday!" Abby got more and more exited as she explained.

"Salsa, as in dancing?" the boys all asked.

"Yes and none of you can get out of it, not even you director, only if world war three begins then you can be excused!" Abby pointed to each and every one.

"Fine fine, now can we go and get that drink?" Gibbs threw up his hands in defeat, and when all agreed he placed a hand on the small of Jenny's back and lead her towards the elevator the others following close behind.

Saturday came faster than any of them wished for. Abby had ordered everybody to Gibbs's house at four in the afternoon, so they all could go to the club together, plus it gave her only one drop of place for the cloths.

All of the invited arrived on time and Abby started handing out cloths. All the boys was handed a colorful shirt and a pair of black tight pants, along with black shoes. Ziva was handed a dark blue colored Spanish inspired dress with pink trimmings, Jenny was handed a strapless tight, short purple dress, with gold trimmings and a slid that went from the edge above her knee to her hip. Abby herself had a longer flowing black backless dress with silver trimmings all girls was handed shoes in the same color as the trimming of their dress.

"Abby I really like this dress but don't you think it's a little risky for me to wear, why don't I trait with Ziva?" Jenny questioned once they where all dressed.

"No it looks great on you, am I right Gibbs?" Abby noticed Gibbs making an effort to not be obvious of his checking Jenny out in her salsa outfit.

"Uhm yeah sure, you do look good Jen!" he smiled at her, and noticed for the first time that his shirt matched her dress. Dark purple.

Abby nudged Tony and whispered "You think something will happen?"

"There better because this fake contest thing is not cheap, and I am just waiting for the explosion from my father when he sees it on his banc account."Tony whispered back.

"Oh don't worry Tony I disguised it, he will never know!" she whispered back and then addressed the group "Now lets get going!" she clapped her hands and almost yelled while jumping up and down.

They all piled out into the limo waiting outside for them, as the drove towards the club, they passed Jenny's house. Gibbs and Jenny looked at each other and smiled both knowing what the other was thinking 'Abby didn't know Jenny lived closer or she was thoughtful enough to not let Tony inside and loose in the Directors house'. They quickly reached the salsa club, and was greeted at the door by the host, a short kind of greasy man with dark hair smeared back and an shirt where the top two buttons open, they were lead to their table and their dinner was served. Small talk and laughs was shared, and half way through the dinner the host came back to the table.

"So dinner is ok, yes?" he asked and everybody nodded. "Miss Abby you look beautiful, and you have beautiful friends. I say if you where twenty years older miss then you would be mine." The host addressed Ziva, then moved around the table towards Jenny, he pick up her hand and kissed it "If your husband wasn't sitting so close, I would not have stopped the kiss at your hand, you are beautiful! You are a lucky man!" the host pointed to Gibbs and winked.

Jenny looked at Gibbs, and was a little shocked to find his lips brushing against hers right after he answered to the hosts assumptions "Indeed I am!"

"But Gibbs you and Jenny are not married, let alone a couple?" Mcgee questioned when the host left their table.

"Probie!" both Abby and Tony said.

"I know, but I also knows when to save a lady!" He smiled and took a sip of his wine.

"And since you and the director is good friends it's ok to share an innocent kiss, and it's not like you are in love or anything!" Abby quickly added and then leaned back into Tony and whispered "But like Lord Byron said 'Friendship may, or often does, grow into love, but love never subsides into friendship' and I think they've been growing enough!" She winked at Tony and they hooked their pinkies together.

They finished their dinner and the drinks started flowing then suddenly the cozy music was interrupted by the band, the singer suddenly bellowed "IT'S SALSA TIME EVERYBODY!"

The happy music filled the club and the singer again addressed everybody present. "Everybody grab a partner and come out on the floor, there is nothing here that's called beach warmers, so come on and follow Juanita and Paul down there!" he sung out.

"Come on guys, you heard the man no one sits this one out!" Abby was jumping up and down pulling at Tony's hand "Come on Timmy, Ziva!"

"Gibbs you better grab the directors hand and get down there!" Tony's eyebrows lifted as he made the suggestion.

"Who says he has to drag me down there? Come on Jethro it wont hurt you!" Jenny pulled him down the small stairs that lead to the floor.

They eyed their companions who were looking at the couple showing of in the middle of the floor. After they both had dissented the last step Gibbs twirled Jenny under his arm twice before pulling her entire body quickly into his, she let out a breath as her eyes searched his face. She wrapped an arm around his neck and the other rested on his chest.

"Jen, do you remember?" he said as he tighten the arm around her waist as he let the other run slowly up her leg, while he gently lowered her back down on her feet.

"Yes I remember perfectly, we where good weren't we?" Jen smiled at the memory of their previously dance outs.

"Sorry about the kiss, but I just saw it in his eyes, if I hadn't confirmed him in his assumption of us being a couple, he would have swallowed you whole." Gibbs smiled and moved them around.

"No need to be sorry, I thank you!" she blushed slightly, a blush that disappeared as soon as she caught his eyes again. Gibbs was leaning in closer and she instinctively knew that it was for a kiss, so she smirked slightly and awaited his lips upon hers, but just as they touched the moment was interrupted.

"Ok everybody, first you look then you follow ok, now gentlemen right hand on your partners hip, and left hand hold her right one, then we start, gentlemen left foot forward, and ladies you know what you should do or you will not fit into your shoes in a tiny minute, and give the hips a little sway, let it come naturally. Ok lets try 5-6-7-8." The Latino looking lady and her partner looked around at all the couples surrounding them.

"Uh oh Tony look, did you see that, Gibbs kissed the Director again, I think the plan is working!" Abby was way to exited to notice the Latino woman step up next to them and quickly correct their hands, feet and heads, before nodding and leave.

"Ok everybody lets build on this…" The woman yelled out over the loud happy sounding music.

Almost an hour later the Latino woman and her partner had gotten everybody on the floor to do a proper salsa, with changing position and partners along the way. Hips swaying, hair flowing around and laughter spreading rapidly.

All couples on the floor was dancing in and out between each other, the ladies got spun around into the arms of their next dance partner. Jenny got spun around and send over to the next which was Tony, the minutes he took her hand and they began to move, Jenny started laughing.

"Oh dear Tony you dance like a locked door!" Jenny threw her head back and laughed out loud.

"And you dishing me director doesn't help!" Tony stuck out his tongue in one corner of his mouth really showing his concentration

"Tony relax, try to enjoy rather than trying to make it 1oo percent perfect." She suggested.

"I think I'm getting it now!" Tony triumphant

"Much better Tony!" And with that parting comment she was spun around again right into the arms of Gibbs "Uhm so much better, finally a man who can dance!" she had kept her eyes closed, and just from the smell and feel of him she knew who's hands snaked around her waist.

"Ok everybody should be at their start partner again, if not then go back to your partner right now. Now we will turn up the intimacy in the music, feel it, breath it, embrace it ok." The Latino woman gestured with her hand to the band and a different very Latin inspired melody filled the room.

Jenny looked Jethro in the eyes, and her cheeks blushed. He was still holding her tight to him and was slowly swaying them to the beat of the music. The eye contact seemed unbreakable.

"Hey boss man you wanna switch partner!" Abby interrupted smiling.

"Nah…I'm fine right here!" Gibbs responded never taking his eyes away from Jenny's neck, more precisely her pulse point that was showing its steady beat.

"Ok, then I will ask Mc….." Abby noticed it was not worth it finishing the sentence.

Jenny looked back at Gibbs, after following the younger couples with her eyes. Not a word was spoken, they could both feel it. They needed to dance with each other. Gibbs lifted his hand to her face and softly brushed his thumb over her cheekbone, while the other hand pressed her firmly against him.

Abby looked over from the edge of the dance floor and smiled while nodding.

Jenny let one hand run down the backside of Gibbs, when her hand reached his waist he grabbed hold of her hand bringing it up to his lips, kissing it softly before spinning her out of his embrace and right back into him. She hooked one leg over his hip, Gibbs's hand held it in place only to seconds after the freeze, to begin to travel up under her dress, both seemed completely hypnotized by each others eyes.

"Whoa if the boss's hand moves up any further that blows the T-rating for this outing!" Tony stated as he crossed his arms in front of himself.

The team watched Gibbs's hand completely disappear under their Directors skirt "And there goes you rating Tony!" Ziva softly confirmed while they all smirked.

Gibbs raised an eyebrow at Jenny when she didn't protested against his actions, and having a slid in her dress that went up all the way didn't leave much for imagination, but since the skirt was currently draped over his arm, everybody watching would have to guess what went on.

"Are you just going to let me frisk you?" he smiled.

"Oh that depends what's in it for me?" she challenged him every single time he asked her a question.

"What are you looking for Jen?" he lowered his hand to her knee and paused.

"Right now a good dancing partner!" she responded right before he swung her upper body around only to bring her up against his chest again to give her a passionate kiss, a kiss that lasted just long enough to steal the breath away from everybody in the room.

"And then what Jen?" a breathless Jethro asked but didn't wait for a reply before he returned them into the dance, leading her in the sensual rhythm around the floor, neither of them ever missing a step or the eye contact, when the music softly died out Jethro lead Jenny of the floor, past the team over to their table. The team stumbled after but didn't dare to go to the table and interrupt so instead they decided to pass the table and move to the bar and order drinks for their table.

At the table Jenny emptied her wineglass and turned to Jethro "You remember anything from biology?"

"You want to talk about your academic skills now?" he quirked an eyebrow

"Darwin!" Jenny said in her no nonsense voice.

"The Australian international Rugby player Ben Darwin?" Gibbs rambled of.

"No Jethro, Charles Darwin. I asked you about biology not sports." She tilted her head while looking at him.

"Oh then I guess I didn't listen while taking biology!"

"Fine, Charles Darwin is the guy who wrote about the sexual selection!" her voice suddenly turned husky.

"Oh yeah but Jen that is all about mates and choosing the best one possible to carry on the fam…" he suddenly caught her hidden meaning, grabbed his glass and threw down the remaining contents. He rose from the table just at the team arrived back, he grabbed Jenny's hand and began to pull her away from the table while he threw some money for the drink, and yelled back at the team "Don't want to hear from any of you before Monday morning!"

The team looked after a quickly disappearing Gibbs and Director "I need to see what happens!" Abby got up from the table and followed her bosses out of the club. Just outside waiting for the car to arrive, Gibbs pressed Jenny up against a wall, his lips exploring hers all over again, his hands brushing up and down her sides while her hands were playing with his hair. Abby stood in the doorway just looking at them, her smile growing bigger with every passing minute, and when the driver had to tap Gibbs on the shoulder to announce he was ready to go, Abby's smile reached her ears. She stayed to see Gibbs help Jenny into the car before returning to the table. Everyone looked at her questioningly, and Abby looked around before singing "Mommy and Daddy sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" and she clapped her hands and laughed along with the others.

Inside the car, Gibbs had pushed the button to raise the partition screen, and the second it was closed fully, Jenny flung herself into his arms. Lips crashing, hands roaming. Gibbs pulled her up so she sat straddling him, his hands left her waist to run down her thighs, he could feel the goosebumps forming under his warm fingers. When his reached her knees, he reversed his trail back up, but his hands disappeared under her dress again. She felt his hands come in contact with her panties, and she tried to swallow the low moan that was sitting in her throat but failed miserably, which caused a smirk to form on Jethro's lips. He hooked a finger just inside of her panties, but froze when Jenny leaned back and looked at him with a dangerous look.

"I haven't done it in the backseat of a car since I was 15!" she licked her lips.

Gibbs pulled her face down again and kissed her hard, while changing their position, he lowered her to the seat softly and quickly covered her body with his own, while with one hand pulling down her underwear. Her hands immediately went to his pant, the tight fabric and cut of the pants really showing her just how aroused he was. Once she'd gotten his pants open she quickly got a hand inside, running her long slim fingers over his hard member, listening to the low moans rumbling in his throat. He dipped his head, and kissed her hard on the mouth, enjoying the feeling of her already swollen lips, while his nimble fingers found their way to her hardening pearl.

"Well I guess it's time to relive our youth Jen!" he breathed out when he broke the kiss.

Jenny smiled up at his as he lowered his body again and pressed into her core, her breath hitched in her throat as he entered her fully, she arched her back and moaned.

"God Jethro, this is like old times!" she smiled and brushed a hand through his hair, as he held still, letting her get use to the feel of him again.

"I know Jen!" he began to move slowly at first, then as he felt her hips move rhythmically to his he increased the pace, as he got to the fast pace he knew she loved and needed for release he slowed down again right before she reached her peak.

Out of breath and with a face flushed with sexual excitement she grabbed his collar and yanked hard "Don't you dare do that to me, you do it again and I will shoot you!"

"Just thought we should make it last honey!"

"Honey? Since when did you get so sincere?" she quirked an eyebrow.

He answered her with a hard trust, and a slow withdraw only to trust back in. He kept the rhythm as he could feel her building again. She ran her hand up his back, slightly clawing him. He felt her beginning to quiver and picked up the pace, which brought on more moans from Jen. He could feel his groin tighten, and when he felt her fall over the edge and heard her small screams, he covered her mouth with his own, kissing her deep and passionate, while trusting into her faster than ever before, to follow her over the edge seconds later.

"Oh my God Jethro!" she huffed out.

"God Jen!" Gibbs replied.

"I must say you did knock me back in time, I feel at least ten years younger." She smiled up at him as he raised his head looking down at her. He laughed out loud at her comment when they got interrupted by the driver.

"Excuse me, but we have been at Agent Gibbs's house for the past ten minutes!" the drivers voice sounded over the small intercom in the limo.

"Oh my God Jethro, what do you think he is thinking. And worse what do you think he will tell the team when he picks them up?" Jenny suddenly whispered while looking all over the floor for her panties, but they were no where in sight. She looked up at Jethro who just finished closing his pants.

"Relax Jen, I'll make sure he is discreet just go inside I will join you as fast as I can." He winked as he helped her out of the car, Jenny looked back over her shoulder to see Jethro approach the drivers window, slightly cursing him for letting her forget where they where and for stealing her underwear.

She entered the house just at Gibbs shook the drivers hand and followed her, grabbing the door before it shut, he quickly entered and was pushed hard against the door by Jenny small frame. "Hand them over mister!" she threatened.

"Hand over what?" he smirked right before kissing her.

Abby was wrapped up in Mcgee's jacket as they waited for the car.

"When will he be here, my feet hurts and I'm freezing!" she complained.

"I don't know Abbs but he did drive the bo….here he is!" Tony said and stepped over and opened the car door letting all of his teammates in before getting in himself and gave the driver the go.

They had been driving for about five minutes when Tony shifted due to something he was sitting on, he reached under his butt and pulled out a pair of lacy white G-string with pink flowers and green leaves.

"Whoa I wonder who's this is!" Tony whistled as he was dangling the piece of clothing from his fingers.

Abby yelled "THAT'S THE DIRECTORS!"

THE END