Dear everybody listening,

GET RIGHT OVER HERE SO I CAN AVADA KEDAVARA ALL YOU BRATS OUT THERE WHO RUINED MY PLAN TO GAIN IMMORTALITY AND THE PLAN TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

AND YOU STILL HAD THE NERVE TO POST THIS ON FANFICTION!

YOU BUNCH OF STUPID LITTLE...

Merlin's pants, I'm running out of paper.

SEE HERMIO-WHATEVER!

I USED AN APOSTROPHE! I CAN USE GRAMMAR! SO STOP TALKING AND SHUT UP FOR ONCE!

-Voldemort