Wow it has been forever since I last updated this story. Sorry bout that I just got distracted on the road called life. Hope u like it.
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'UGH!!! I'm so sore!' Inner Sakura complained.
'You shouldn't complain you weren't there to experience all the training excercises," Sakura growled at her inner self.
'Hmm this is true,' Inner Sakura agreed.
Sakura layed on her bed and thought about the last couple weeks. After Neji found out about her, he decided to help her train and watch over her. His training wasn't as bad as the regular training with everyone else. One time they were practicing with different weapons and some one decided to put a slug in her shirt. She tried to get it out but instead hit everyone around her with the pole that was in her grasp. It got to the point where Itachi intervene and took away the weapon.
Another day they were practicing their marksmenship by throwing tomatoes in the air and pinning them with projectile was having a hard time and Kyuubi thought it be nice to give her a kunai with a tomatoe on the end of it. Before Sakura notice what Kyuubi did Itachi was already behind her glaring. Sakura turned red and tossed the kunai to the side.
'I don't know about you but did you notice the younger Uchiha was missing during that episode?'
'Hmm not really maybe he wasn't feeling good."
One time Itachi had them put a bucket filled with water on their head and have everyone else throw rocks at you. The key was to block all the rocks while not spilling a drop of water. Sakura failed that miserably. The bucket fell and the water soaked her and she only hit one rock.
'Let's not forget mistaking Sasuke's leg for a fish, that last sparing match with Itachi, and accidently throwing an exploding tag at Ebisu's tent,' Inner Sakura laughed.
'I personally think you were the cause for the last one,' Sakura said slightly annoyed.
'Well I never,' Inner Sakura faked hurt.
'Its a good thing Neji is here to help us train,' Sakura thought ignoring her inner self.
'Yea good thing or we would have been given the boot along time ago,' Inner Sakura agreed as she thought about the extra training sessions they had with Neji.
'Yeah,' Sakura agreed with herself and fell asleep.
-Somewhere in a forest-
Orochimaru reaches towards a tree and a snake slithers from the tree to his arm. The snake unravels a doll from its tail. Orochimaru takes the doll and throws it to one of his hench men.
"Black pine ...," the first henchman picked from the doll,"from the high mountains!"
Another henchman took the doll from the first and pulled out a piece of white hair, "White horse hair ... Imperial stallions."
The last henchman snatched the doll and sniffed it, "Sulphur ... from cannons."
Orochimaru nodded his head in approval, "This doll came from a village in the Pass up ahead, where the Imperial Army is waiting."
"We can easily avoid them, Lord Orochimaru," an archer proposed.
"No, the quickest way to the hokage is through that pass. Besides, the little girl will be missing her doll. We should return it to her," Orochimaru gave a snake like smile.
-Hiro Camp at night-
"I don't think this is a good idea. What if someone SEES you?!" Kyuubi complained.
"Just because I look like a guy does not me I have to smell like one," Sakura said as she removed her clothing.
"So a couple guys don't rinse out their socks. Picky, picky, picky. I kinda like that corn-chip smell," Kyuubi said with his back facing her as he waited for her to get in the water.
Sakura quickly jumps in the water with a splash and gave a sigh of relief.
"Ok alright thats enough. Get out before you get all pruney and stuff," Kyuubi said as raised a towel toward her while looking the other way and placing one of his many tails above his eyes for extra measure.
"If your so worried go stand watch," Sakura said slightly annoyed.
'Great now we got a guard dog,' Inner Sakura laughed.
"Yeah, yeah," Kyuubi walked away while mocking her, "Stand watch, Kyuubi, while I blow our secret with my stupid girly habits. Hygiene."
Just three naked guys ran past Kyuubi laughing. Kyuubi stood there shocked at what he saw but finally snapped out of it.
"We're doomed! There're a couple of things I KNOW they're bound to notice!" Kyuubi yelled pulling at his ears, "Crikee I hate to say this but you go get Hyuga while I try to help Sakura."
Crikee saluted Kyuubi and ran off to find the Hyuga while Kyuubi went were the naked guys went.
Thx for reading. Sorry for it being short its late and I got class tomorrow at 8 in the morning. Its such a drag. thx again and don't for get to review.
