Another short episode? This is like the 3rd time in a row, although this is a little longer than last one. I know what your saying, why the hell are you uploading such short episodes! and I'm sorry for that i'm still not a very good writer and all that jazz. So try and enjoy this short-medium sized episode.
"Second win in a row?" Lindsay says in disbelief. "Are we dreaming?"
"No, your brains still relaxed." I reply.
"If we could win two in a row, we can win three!" DJ exclaims.
"Try not to jinx us." I say.
"Don't worry, it will wear off." DJ replies.
"Yeah, okay…" I say confused.
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Colin: Either DJ, took what I said and turned it right back at me. Or he believed my little speech a bit to much.
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"Hey, look how close we are to the water." I say, pointing to the window.
"Yeah, It's almost like we're going to-" DJ says, but before we could finish the plane crashes into the water.
"Attention all Total Drama passengers." I hear Chris say over the Intercom. "In accordance with the emergency landing procedures, you will now be shown the nearest exit." Chef then comes and pushes all of us out of the exit door. I also had a chair part when I grabbed onto it to stop Chef from throwing me, didn't work. I then look over to see DJ drowning so I decide to lend him a hand.
"DJ, Catch!" I yell, throwing the Chair cushion. Good thing he caught it, I wouldn't be able to stand Lindsay by myself. We the hear a horn and see a crappy looking boat come close.
"Hey there, ever been to sea?" Chris says In this accent. "It's a homecoming for buddy McLean, Canada's beautiful East Coast."
"Birthplace of Canada's beautiful-est host." Sierra says. Still sucking up I see.
"Thanks, It's just a hop and a skip, that-away." Chris says pointing to the vast sea. "First part of the challenge, swim over to your teams boat and start paddling." I decided to carry Lindsay on my back, as DJ paddles with the chair cushion. We pass Team Amazon as they start to argue about who should take point. We then reach our boat second, after Team Chris.
"Alright there contestants, ready to row row row your boats? The first two teams to get to shore, will take part in the final challenge" Chris explains. "Oh and if you land some seafood along the way, you'll get a special reward.
"Gross!" Lindsay exclaims.
On your mark, get set!" Then the horn on his boat goes off. "Now go!" We then started to paddle. When I mean we, I meant I because I looked over to see DJ, arms crossed not paddling, and Lindsay just staring off into space.
"Okay, DJ why aren't you paddling?" I ask.
"Although my curse will eventually we're off, I will hurt more animals by staying here." DJ explains.
"Alright then, Lindsay, why aren't you paddling?" I ask again.
"Wait, we we're supposed to paddle?" She asks.
I barely held myself together and not break my paddle over my knee, or completely smash it over Lindsay's head.
"Yes Lindsay, we we're supposed to paddle." I reply. "DJ, can you at least, try the challenge?" I was really reaching the point to were I wanted to hit him when he shook his head no.
"Alright Lindsay, we have to paddle ourselves." I say, starting to paddle again.
"Oops!" Lindsay yells.
*Sigh* "What happened?" I ask. She didn't need to answer as I see a paddle starting to float off.
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Colin: Just when I started to think our luck was turning around, this mess started to happen.
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"It's fine." I say in a calm voice, but inside I was basically seething in rage. "Just, take DJ's paddle. And don't lose it, we're already getting behind."
"Sir yes sir!" She exclaims, grabbing DJ's paddle.
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I was seriously contemplating if we should throw DJ overboard. I know we might need everyone there, but he is just dead weight, doing nothing. I could barely see the other teams in the distance. The gap is also probably getting bigger each minute. Then we hear the special little bell everybody knows and loves, not.
"Nu uh, no way am I singing." DJ says. Oh come on!
"You know your out if you don't sing right?" Chris asks.
"Your right, if I don't sing I'm going home, please start the song." DJ says.
Alejandro: We're heading down to Newfoundland, that rocky eastern shore!
Owen: I'll have the shrimp, mussels, cod, and the lobster Thermidor!
Gwen: I can't get a thing to bite, so we better get there first!
Courtney: Row harder, faster, the four of you. For the win, work up a thirst! Stroke, stroke, stroke!
Colin: It's a sea shanty, and it's darn catchy. Hey DJ, you mind singing? (DJ shakes his head no)
Tyler: Izzy, you're a nut-bar, but you sure can catch a fish!
Izzy: Thanks there B'y, you're right kind to my partner, he's Irish. And if you want the next drill, he's all yours!
Cody, Sierra, and Heather: Trying our best, Courtney, our arms are getting fried!
Gwen: Courtney, do you see
Courtney: Could it be? Steer hard starboard side!
Colin: It's a sea shanty, and it's darn catchy!
DJ: No you can't catch me, with a sea shanty!
"Yes!" I yell, I thought I was about to lose somebody of actual use, no offense to Lindsay though.
"What?!" DJ exclaims.
"You sang, your still in the game." I explain.
"Yes you are in the game still." Chris says. "But your not in the challenge."
"Wait, what?" I ask. Chris than points the shore. We see Team Amazon and Team Chris, already there. I than yell in anger and split my paddle in half.
"I have no idea why I expected so much from a team of three." I say. "Actually, let me rephrase that, I have no idea why I expected so much from a complete and utter moron, and a guy who hurts animals left and right, and is totally useless." I say as they gasp. I then go hop off the boat, to go blow off some steam by kicking somethings. I decided to not watch the second part of the challenge as I was to mad to go look.
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"And Team Amazon wins this challenge!" I hear Chris exclaim. I decided to go and walk over to this crappy looking shack. "Team Chris is really really really really hot, you guys come in second. So that puts Tiny Victory, in last."
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"Welcome back Tiny Victory, I hoped you like your little taste of winning. This Trio, is about to be turned into a Duo. Dare I may say, those 2 victories in a row were flukes?" Chris says.
"After this performance, you could say that." I say, bitter at what I just watched.
"I'm pretty sure you know the rules by now, so let's get to voting." Chris says.
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Colin: I may have been a tad bit to harsh, but I don't care if they vote me out now. I at least let out was I think is true.
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"Alright, this is a first." Chris says. "We have a three way tie." I was shocked at that, I thought they both would have voted me after what I said to them.
"I would have done a challenge to decide who would leave, but I decided I would pick who left." Chris says, as we all gasp. "And I think, DJ is safe." He then throws him a bag of peanuts.
"What?!" DJ exclaims. "But I want to go home!"
"Sit down DJ." Chris says, shushing him. "Alright, Colin and Lindsay."
"Yep, that's our names." I say.
"Colin, you flipped out on your team after losing the challenge, a good reason to vote you off." Chris says as I lower my head. "Lindsay, most of the time, your an idiot, also a good reason to vote you off"
"Hey!" Lindsay exclaims.
"So I decided to eliminate…...Lindsay." Chris says throwing me a peanut bag. I then let out a breath I didn't know I was holding.
"So does this mean I'm eliminated?" Lindsay.
"Yes." Chris says, handing her a parachute.
"Lindsay, I'm kinda sorry for what I said to you both." I say.
"It's fine" She says. "Also, tell Tyler I say bye!" Lindsay then jumps out of the plane.
NOBODY'S POV
"Tiny Victory has been made even smaller, more specifically, a duo." Chris says.
"Will the Duo actually win a challenge?"
"And will DJ ever get to go home."
"Find out that, and more next time on, Total Drama, Wooooooorld Touuuuuuuuuur!"
