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Warning: contains goo and death

A/N: I didn't write this chapter… again… but I don't really mind… anyway, props to ThePurpleGod who wrote this chapter xD

Chapter 9: Yellow Goo

Willow and Ella struggled to keep their heads above the goo. The Doctor was sinking fast on account of the clicheness of him still being strapped into his chair, and therefore going to drown. The Magpie had opened the air plug…thing on her inflatable hammer and was breathing by sucking in the oxygen from that. Willow and Ella hated her for her smartness. The goo was sucking them down…obviously, and they had no escape (of course –rolls eyes). But then finally Willow and Ella discovered that they had some smartness too for they called to the empty air, trying not to swallow goo.

" MAGIC COCOAPPLE! COCOAPPLE! HELP!"

And so the Cocoapple appeared again from Poland.

He appeared but he obviously didn't notice that he had transported himself unconsciously so he continued going on with his previous conversation.

"-Of course I can supply the bombs, Voldy. You see I-"

That's when the Cocoapple noticed that he was now hovering above a swamp of goo in which he could see Ella, Willow, the Doctor, and some insane bald lady who was breathing out of an inflatable hammer. He raised his non-existent eyebrows at the strangeness of the scene.

"Ri-ight…so not dealing with this," he said, before preparing to disappear again.

"NO MAGIC COCOAPPLE WAIT!" cried Ella, still fighting to keep her head above the yellow goo.

The Magic Cocoapple sighed.

"Yes Elizabeth, Queen of Camelot and…Willow?"

"Wait a minute!" cried Willow.

"Don't you want to be save-" The Cocoapple began before being cut off by Willow.

"We're in a swamp of yellow goo, about to drown, with a dangerous and deadly – or something less cliché – Magpie with us, and the Doctor as well, and the Magpie was just about to kill us with an inflatable hammer…but none of that is relevant, BECAUSE YOU WERE GOING TO SUPPLY BOMBS TO VOLDY?!"

The Cocoapple's pompous expression disappeared to be replaced by a sheepish grin, that made it look like Willow and Ella had just discovered…well…had just discovered that he was suppling bombs to Voldemort…which he was.

"I…I thought…that you would be pleased…cause you were in league with Voldy too and…" The Cocoapple downcast his eyes which didn't exist because he is a cross between two fruits, and he pouted at the goo and scuffed his boots on thick air.

"Well, now, as well as helping us escape you have to do something else too, so you will be too busy to think about what you've done, because we know you won't anyway," Ella told him.

The Cocoapple sighed and magicked them all out of the yellow swamp of goo.

"…The Magpie can stay in the swamp, Cocoapple," Ella said, and the Cocoapple magicked the Magpie back into the swamp.

"…And can you re-handcuff the Doctor?" Willow asked.

Handcuffs appeared from nowhere and one of them went around the Doctor's wrist while the other attached itself to a giant toothpaste tube which had appeared as well.

"Better," Willow noted, looking around at the surroundings.

"Now, Cocoapple, we need you to magic the Idiot, the LLama, and Big H here."

The Cocoapple looked confused but magicked the Idiot, the LLama and Big H so they were hovering above the goo.

"Nah, in the goo," Ella told him.

And so the Idiot, the LLama and Big H were magicked into the yellow goo.

"Excuse me!? What in Barnicus's name am I doing here?" asked the LLama.

"Well…um…to put it simply…you're dying."

"Now wait just a minute!"

"Oh sorry! No, you're not dying, my bad."

The Idiot and the LLama and Big H breathed sighs of relief.

"Idiot and Big H – You're dying," Willow said bluntly.

The Idiot and Big H started to exclaim at the unfairness of this, and so it made it hard for Ella and Willow to hear the LLama.

"YAY I'M NOT DYING!!!"

"No…but you are being tortured."

The LLama pouted and uncounted his lucky pentagons which he had just counted.

"OH GOD, WE'RE DYING!" shouted the Idiot, before eating some goo to see what it tasted like.

Big H rolled his eyes.

"I can see where you got your name," he told the Idiot, who had now turned green from the disgraceful Port Wine flavoured goo.

"Willow…"

"Yes Ella?"

"Bring me the Riversong Worshipping Bible…"

"I need gloves, I can't touch it with my bare hands…"

"COCOAPPLE, bring me some gloves!" shouted Ella.

Gloves appeared on Willow's hands and she grapevined off to get the Riversong Bible.

"And so the Lady Riversong said 'Oh Doctor, allow thy to die in thou's place, for an apocalypse as terrible as the sun's explosion would befall upon us, should my nobleness not be exercised at this time in question.'

And the Time Lord replied 'gah?' and-"

"STOP! PLEASE IT'S KILLING ME, STOP!" cried the LLama, sobbing into the goo.

Willow removed her fingers from her ears.

"Well, yes, that was the point," Willow sarcastically remarked.

Ella glanced over the top of the disgraceful Bible and noticed that the Idiot had suffered a heart attack from the horribleness/disgracefulness of the bible.

"Killing one moron and torturing the other with one book, right Ella?"

"…yeah…"

"Don't kill me! Please! I won't be a horrible disgraceful teacher ever again, I promise!"

"Uh huh…yeah… sure," Ella stared off into space while nodding her head at Big H, every now and then as he pleaded for his life. Ella held out her hand.

"Willow, the alarm clock."

"Right here!" she replied, handing Ella the explosive flying evil alarm clock.

Ella threw the explosive flying evil alarm clock straight at Big H, who couldn't move out of its path at all, for the sake of the story.

The explosive flying evil alarm clock exploded on coming into contact with Big H and he erupted into a giant fireball that could be seen from Felspoon.

But also for the sake of the story, it didn't kill LLama, who was still trapped in the yellow, port wine flavoured goo…But he did get third degree burns.

As the fireball erupted all around them, but didn't harm them because the Cocoapple was still protecting them, Willow threw the disgraceful Riversong Worshipping Bible into it, and it was burned until it was only ashes, and then the ashes were force-fed to the Magpie, who had also suffered third degree burns.

A/N:

Message for Bad Wolf Jr and RoseMarionTyler08:

Like the so far deaths?

Anyone I haven't killed that has been requested to kill shall be killed in the next chapter… try saying that 9.2 times fast

a) Notice anything different? Maybe because my awesome beta wrote this chapter due to my writers block! –pentagon of applause for the purple god-
2) noticed the story was discontinued? Hum, I'm so good at keeping my word…

iii) anyone else wanna kill someone? The more people to kill, the longer this piece of hilariously random rubbi… I mean writing continues

d) hummm, I'm thinking the purple god might write the entire of the rest of the story… cept the last chapter of course, that be ine

in the mean time I've almost decided that I might re write one of her stories in a stupid and pointless, non-senseical way

keep updated and review xD

purplegod = awesomeness

~ LilyroseXD