Hawktalon,
Here you go, Rottedheart of the river. Hope you like it.
One day, Graystripe was leading the dawn patrol. "It's great that Firestar is almost half normal now," he acknowledged.
"Tell me about it," Sandstorm muttered.
"Hey I wonder when we'll see Hawktalon and Lunarwing next," Squirrelpaw commented. "Maybe they can bring Scourge back for real."
"Squirrelpaw dear, Scourge is a bad cat," Sandstorm pointed out gently.
"Scourge is not a bad cat," Squirrelpaw argued. "He was running BloodClan fine until Tigerstar decided to step in."
"What do you know about leadership?" Graystripe asked.
"I smell mouse," Squirrelpaw said, running off into the undergrowth.
"At least Firestar made her an apprentice," Sandstorm said. "She was a handful as a kit."
"Hey look," Graystripe said, pointing with his tail.
"What is that?" Sandstorm asked.
"It's the latest brand of helicopter," Graystripe explained, "the sea plane."
"What is sea?" Squirrelpaw asked, walking over to them.
"Water surrounded by sand," Graystripe said.
"So, like RiverClan," Squirrelpaw asked.
"No, not like RiverClan," Graystripe sighed.
"I'll stay here with Sandstorm, Squirrelpaw go get Firestar," Graystripe ordered.
Squirrelpaw ran back to camp. Soon she returned with Firestar and the whole Clan.
"To the beach," Firestar declared.
ThunderClan got in the helicopter. "I'm driving," Graystripe called.
"I bags co-pilot," Firestar said.
"Now everyone, take a seat," Leafpaw instructed. "AND HOLD ON FOR STARCLAN'S SAKE!"
Everyone sat down and Graystripe closed the doors. "Off we go," Graystripe said.
The helicopter took off and Graystripe flew over WindClan territory. "Look WindClan have a helicopter too," Brambleclaw called.
"I wonder if they know it's there," Thornclaw wondered.
"What does this button do?" Firestar asked, pressing a button. Suddenly the helicopter turned off and plummeted down.
"Firestar press that button again," Graystripe bellowed.
Firestar pressed the button again and the helicopter returned to where it was flying before the button was pushed.
"That was awesome," Ashfur shouted. "Can we do it again?"
"Are you really that mouse brained?" Squirrelpaw asked.
"No," Ashfur said, looking out the window.
"Ladies, Gentlemen and Ashfur," Graystripe started. "We are at the beach. Get ready to land."
Graystripe gently lowered the helicopter. "How did you land it so smoothly?" Thornclaw asked Graystripe.
"Don't you guys read Clan Cats Weekly?" Graystripe asked.
"Umm no," Thornclaw replied.
"Anyway," Firestar interrupted, "to the beach!"
ThunderClan ran down to the beach. All the cats got their towels out of their bags and lay them on the sand. Firestar unpacked the picnic bag. All the cats ate their lunch and lay on their towels for half an hour. "You must wait half an hour after eating, to go swimming," Cinderpelt had said.
"You can go swimming now," Cinderpelt said, checking her watch.
ThunderClan bolted down to the water. Ashfur ran in first. "It's salty!" he exclaimed.
"Well, I brought the sugar," Squirrelpaw said. She ran back to where Cinderpelt was minding the towels and looked in her bag. She pulled out a huge container of sugar. She ran back down the beach, with the sugar and poured it in the sea. "Try it now," she instructed.
Ashfur lapped at the water. "Great StarClan, this is amazing," he said, jumping in the water.
The rest of ThunderClan jumped in. "What is that noise?" Thornclaw asked.
"Just another helicopter," Graystripe said dismissively.
"ANOTHER HELICOPTER," Thornclaw realized. The helicopter landed on the beach. The door opened.
"Yo Firestar," Blackstar called, hopping out of the helicopter with his Clan.
"You got a helicopter too?" Firestar asked, sighing.
"Yeah, we found it in our camp," Blackstar explained. "Why does everything have to land in our camp?"
"Cool," Firestar said.
ShadowClan didn't bring towels or a picnic lunch, so they jumped straight into the water.
"Why does it taste so good?" Tawnypelt asked.
"Sugar," Squirrelpaw explained.
The ShadowClan and ThunderClan cats were swimming, when they heard the sound of another helicopter. The helicopter turned off and dived straight for the sea. Squirrelpaw caught a glimpse of Tallstar behind the wheel, laughing like a maniac.
The helicopter dived straight into the water. Somehow, it floated. WindClan jumped out, followed by RiverClan.
Once RiverClan saw the sea, they rubbed their eyes and began to fish instantly. They fished like penguins, swimming after their prey.
"Hi Firestar," Tallstar said.
"Hi Tallstar," Firestar replied.
"Hi Firestar," Tallstar repeated.
"Tallstar, you already said that," Firestar pointed out.
"No I didn't," Tallstar said, jumping out of the helicopter into the water.
Firestar sighed and swam over to Sandstorm and Graystripe. "Look at Squirrelpaw," Sandstorm was saying, "all grown up."
Firestar looked over at Squirrelpaw. She was swimming around in her bright yellow life jacket.
"WAHOO," Ashfur screamed in joy.
"Why does Ashfur get a jet ski," Squirrelpaw complained.
"Because I hijacked it," Ashfur replied.
"I bags the jet boat," Firestar called, running over to a huge red jet boat with teeth.
"No I bags the jet boat," a great white shark said.
"Now you two break it up," Sandstorm said.
"Crab fight," the great white shark declared.
The great white shark picked up a huge crab. Firestar picked up a huge tortoise and whacked the shark's had so hard, thet the tortoise snapped in half. The shark fainted. Firestar showed off his muscles, and then bounded towards the jet boat.
"I'm in the front row," some random cat called.
"Clan leaders and deputies in the front," Brambleclaw suggested.
The other Clans followed Firestar over to the jet boat. "Click your seatbelts in," Firestar said, "I'm taking this baby for a spin."
As soon as Firestar finished saying that, he put his foot on the accelerator and zoomed off at 150kmph. "OH YEAH," Firestar screamed. Firestar stopped suddenly, spraying water over all the cats. Then he zoomed in circles, around and around, until Firestar had made a whirlpool.
Firestar put the boat on full speed to get out of the whirlpool. As soon as the boat was free, the boat zoomed off at the speed of an aeroplane. Firestar screamed and crashed into a ferry. The jet boat went straight through the ferry. The Twolegs on the ferry screamed and jumped overboard.
"Slow it down Firestar," Leopardstar asked, "for all our sakes."
"Alright," Firestar said, slowing down.
"Let's go visit Midnight," Brambleclaw suggested.
"Who, in the name of StarClan, is Midnight?" Firestar asked.
"Some badger that lives by the sea," Brambleclaw explained.
Firestar zoomed over to a steep cliff. He docked the boat at the jetty that someone had put there.
"Everyone out," Firestar ordered.
"Midnight," Crowpaw from WindClan called. "You home?"
"No I am not home," said a badger.
"Oh, let's go," Firestar said, heading back to his boat.
"Are all cats that mouse brained?" Midnight the badger asked. The Clan cats instantly shook their heads. "In days coming now, all Clans must be one. If not, trouble destroy you."
"What do you mean?" Brambleclaw whispered.
"The Clans must leave the forest," Midnight said.
"Why?" Firestar asked.
"Because you have been causing too much trouble and the Twolegs are coming to eat you," Midnight shot back.
Firestar cringed. "Let's go to that lake that we flew over," Firestar suggested.
"No, you still must become one," Midnight said.
"Leopardstar, Blackstar and Tallstar, come talk to me," Firestar said. Blackstar, Leopardstar and Tallstar discussed for a while.
"We have decided to put all the Clans together and call it FireClan," Firestar said.
"We didn't discuss that," Blackstar pointed out. "We discussed who would win the footy."
"But it pretty good idea, hey," Midnight said. "GET OUT OF HY HOUSE!" she suddenly yelled.
All the Clans rushed back to the boat. Firestar hooned back to the beach, where all the cats climbed out.
"In the helicopters," Firestar instructed. WindClan and ShadowClan both jumped in the same helicopter. ThunderClan packed up their towels and jumped into the helicopter. RiverClan filled their helicopter with fish.
Graystripe flew to the lake. He landed in a clearing in a forest. "I bags this territory," Firestar declared. "Now we need a camp."
"I just fell into this stone hollow, why don't we use this," Squirrelpaw said.
"Okay," Firestar said, unpacking the leftover picnic lunch and throwing it into the camp.
"It's raining fresh-kill," Ashfur sang.
Hawktalon,
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One or two lines in that story were from the book, Midnight.
And for those who don't understand Aussie slang, footy is football
