Me: hi everyone! Sorry for the long delay in getting this chapter out. Work has been keeping me busy among other things but I should be able to get 1 or 2 chapters a week out until the series itself is done. If you want me to cover Rebellion Story please feel free to vote on the poll on my profile page about it and the winning choice will decide if Rebellion Story will receive the gender-bend treatment! xD
Homura:if you're quite done, I have some disclaimers to take care of.
Me:*coughs* yeah, right. The honors all yours!
Homura: Infin does not own Madoka Magica in any way whatsoever. It belongs to its creators Gen Urubuchi,Aniplex, and many others. Support this series by buying the dvds,manga, whatever you prefer. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some idiots to stop. *teleports away*
Me: huh. I wonder what he meant be that.
(Note:The Italics font will be used for flashbacks and recaps. That is all.)
~Previously on Mado Magica~
"This is it." Sayo said as the scenery began to change in front of them, resembling a kindergarten play room. "This is the work of a familiar, not a witch." Kyubey informed the bluenette. "Even so, we can't just let it kill people anyway." Sayo said.
"Hey now what do ya think you're doing? Ever hear of something called the food chain? Didnt they teach you that at school? The Witches go and eat the weak humans, then we hunt them down and eat the witches. It's the natural way of things. The weak have to give up to the strong."
"Guess my only option is to kill ya!" But to my huge sense of relief the tip of the spear was stopped by the tip of Sayo-kuns sword. Sparks were flying between at the collision. "I won't lose..." Sayo-kun promised. "Not to you!" He yelled as he broke the connection and thrust his sword at the other one again and the fight..no its more of a death match now, resumed.
"Why? Why is this happening?" "He's not a witch. They're both magical boys,they shouldn't be fighting each other!"
"Theres nothing I can do." He said as he jumped off my shoulder. "However..." He said as he looked up at me. "If you wanna stop them and you don't mind using force, there is a way."
"I wish..." I began.
"There's no need for that."
As soon as they had spoke, the spear that was aimed at Sayo-kun missed, it hit solid ground instead, rubble flying around them. His eyes widened in shock as did Sayo-kuns. Homura-kun gently stepped down between them, water drops floated softly in the air as he did. He stood and moved his hair from his face confidently.
"It's you!" The red-head exclaimed. Sayo grew annoyed at his unexpected drop in. "Don't get in our way!" He yelled, thrusting his sword at Homura, he suddenly appeared behind the boy and hit him hard on the neck, knocking him out in an instant. "Sayo-kun!" Mado yelled as the barrier in front of him fell, allowing him to go to the aid of his fallen friend. "It's okay. He's just unconcious." Kyubey assured him. Mado sighed in relief. He looked upwards at his friends savior and the other magical boy.
"Okay, hold it, how did you do that?"the red-head asked as he tried to attack Homura, who only re-appeared behind him. He smirked. "Oh I get it. You're the irregularity Kyubey was talking about. You got a weird technique, don't ya? Whose side are you on, anyway?"
Homura held a serious expression as he answered. "I'm on the side of those who think rationally, and the enemy of idiots who pick fights." His gaze quickly held a sharpness to it as he continued. "I wonder which you belong to, Kyo Sakura?"
The red-head, now identified Kyo Sakura, blinked in shock, wondering how the other knew his name. "Have we met before?" Kyo asked, feeling a strange sense of deja vu. "Perhaps." He vaguely replied. After what felt like eternity, Kyo broke the silence. "Okay, mystery boy, you keep your secrets." He turned. "Today's a wash anyway. I'm outta here." He said as he launched himself along the alley walls away from the ruins of the battle.
Homura simply stood there for a moment before Mado broke the silence. "You saved him.. thank you." He said soflty. He turned towards Mado, his gaze even colder than ice. "How idiotic could you possibly be?" Mado flinched in realization of what he was trying to do before Homura intervened. How many times have I warned you? I thought I made it clear you were not to get involved. "It's not that i..." Mado tried to explain but Homura woulsnt have any of that.
"If I can't reason with you, I'll use more drastic measures." Homura warned, Mado's eyes widened in fear as he walked away from the pinkette. " He can't mean it...can he?" "I'm not sure." Kyubey spoke. "But one thing's for certain: We have to be careful now. He's planning something..." He gazed at the spot where the blackette had been. 'Aren't you, Homura Akemi?'
*~Mahou Shonen Mado Magica Opening-Connect plays~*
*~Mahou Shonen Mado Magica Episode 6: This Just Can't Be Right!~*
-Sayo's POV-
I was sitting on my bed with the Grief Seed I had gotten from fighting the TV Witch from before. I held it up next to my Soul Gem and immediately all the magic I had used from the fight had been restored. The Grief Seed got completely black from taking care of my gem. "You should be okay for a while now. Kyubey assured me. "Ew, it's totally black!" I flinched in disgust. "And now it's dangerous. If it absorbs any more darkness, a witch could hatch from it."
"Huh?!" I said surprised. A Witch could hatch again from this? "Don't worry. Give it to me." I threw it up in the air towards Kyubey, the circular mark on his back opened up and ate the Grief Seed. I couldn't believe what I just saw. All I could say was "Uh..." "There. Now, we're safe." Kyubey said. "Did you just eat it?" "Yes. It's one of my many duties." He said like it was nothing at all.
"Listen. We have to hurry and find another Grief Seed before your Soul Gem needs to be purified again." I looked at my now cleaned Soul Gem. "My Soul Gem was just a little cloudy. Is it really that important to keep it clean?" I wondered. Was that how Mamo was always so good at what he did?
"Kyo Sakura was strong, wasn't she?" I flinched a little at the reminder. I really didn't want to admit it, but I really had my butt handed to me by him earlier. Of course if it was in another sense I probably wouldn't have minded i... oh god dang it not again! I brought myself back on track. "Hm..."
"The thing about Grief Seeds are that if you have enough of them, you'll freely use as much magic as you want." Kyubey explained. "That's why Kyoko's so strong." I did want to best him. I did. But not at a cost like that. "I can't do that, letting innocent people get hurt just so I can find more Grief Seeds."
"But the more magic you use, the more polluted your Soul Gem will become." He pointed out. "You'll never defeat Kyoko until you have more Grief Seeds in reserve. That's the reality of the situation." I groaned. "Thanks a lot for the vote of confidence." I said sarcastically. "But, what about Mamo? He didn't have tons of Grief Seeds to keep his Soul Gem clean. He didn't seem to have any trouble fighting at all!"
Now that I thought about it, I didn't really see him use any Grief Seeds at all except when we first met Mamo. "Why is that? Is it because he was better at it than me?" "Oh, she was much more talented." I groaned again, now I just felt worse. "Aw... That's so not fair!" I whined
"You can't do anything about it. He has a talent for it, and he's a veteran." "Although..." he looked up at me. "There is someone without any experience at all whose natural talent exceeds Kyo's by a wide margin." I blinked. "Who are you talking about?" "Mado Kaname." My eyes widened at this. "You're kidding!" I said. Kyubey gave me a look that said 'do I look like I can kid at all?'
"You're not kidding me." I said in realization. "I'm not. But it puts you in an interesting position. If you are not strong enough to beat Kyo, you could ask Mado to do it for you.
Provided he makes a contract with me." Maybe it was just me, but it sounded like he wanted me to force Mado into a contract, but why would he do that?
I shook my head. "Uh-uh. No way. And besides, this is something I gotta do." I thought back to that magical boy with the spear. "Im not gonna let him get dragged into it."
-Kyo's POV (a different POV?! No way!)-
Going to the arcade always could cheer me up after a rough day, but playing some good old Dance Dance Revolution really made it better! I was stepping along to the beat when I could sense another magical boy walking up to me, the irregularity. "I'm a little busy. What do you want?" I asked as I continued to focus on my dancing. "I wanna let you know you can have this city." I smirked. "Why the sudden change of heart?"
"A boy like you is more suited for what it takes to be a magical.
Sayo Miki is not." Of course he wasnt. He's way too naive and idiotic, even if he is pretty cute. I was almost considering where that last thought had come from, but I ignored it. "Tell me something I don't already know. What happens if she doesn't agree with you? If I leave him alone, he's gonna start bugging me again." It looks like boy already had the answer to that one.
"I want to settle this thing peacefully. So, I'd like you to stay out of it. Let me handle him." I didnt have any problem with that, as long as I could do whatever I want in piece. Though I still has some questions for . "You still haven't told me what I really wanna know. Who are you anyway, huh? What's in this for you?"
"Two weeks from today, a witch called "Walpurgisnacht" will come." Is he a frikkin walking encyclopedia or something? "And how do you know that?" "Thats my business." He sure loves to avoid answering questions doesn't he? "If we defeat the witch, I will leave this city all to you. You can do whatever you want with it then."
I liked the sound of that. "Oh, yeah? Walpurgisnacht, huh?
If he's too tough for one person to beat, we could team up and take him on!" I said confidently as I ended the song with a perfect score. (Fun fact- the song he was playing is Connect from the anime from the same episode.) I turned towards him and pulled out some picky and held it out to him. "Want some?"
-Mado's POV-
I figured Sayo would be at the same alleyway where we found that familiar from before. And sure enough he was there with Kyubey, looking for any traces of the familiar. "I's no use. Too much time has passed." Sayo-kun mumbled what I could only assume was a curse. "Sayo-kun?"he lifted his head at me. "If you keep doing this, hunting witches and stuff, won't you run into that boy again?" I feared that chance, the chance that he would run into him again, fight him again, get wounded again, or even worse.
"Yeah, it's bound to happen some time." He said. "Well, I have an idea. Maybe you should find her first and talk to her, you know, to figure out how you can work together. 'Cause if you don't and you guys meet again, you'll just get into another fight." As soon as I said that he glared at me. "Hold on. A fight? Do you honestly think what happened last night was just a plain old fight?"
Yeah in retrospect that wasn't the best way to word that at all. But I want to avoid another fight between them. They're both magical boys! They shouldn't be doing this! "Well, it wasn't." He continied, snapping my out of my thoughts. "That was a bona fide battle to the death for real. But it didn't start out that way that's for sure. After a while though, with every blow we were trying harder and harder to kill each other."
If that was supposed to comfort me, he was doing a pretty terrible job at it. "That's even worse!" I raised my voice. Why couldn't he see that this made no sense at all? That it was pointless to keep fighting like this? "You want me to talk to him? That's totally nuts!" Sayo-kun snapped. "Hes totally okay with letting people becoming witch food, just so he can get more Grief Seeds out of it! There's no way I get along with someone like that!"
"But Sayo, you became a magical boy so you can fight witches, didn't you?" I tried to remind him of why he made the contract in the first place. "He isn't a witch. He's a magical boy just like you!" I pointed out to him. "Give him a chance.I'm sure you can find a way to work together. Even if he does things differently, you both feel the same way about hunting witches, don't you?" I'm sure Homura-kun feels the same too. "I'm sure he does. And I'm sure Homura does, too. If Mamo-kun and Homura-kun would've gotten along, maybe Mamo-kun would..."
"You're kidding, right?!" He yelled. It might have been too soon to mention Mamo in front of him. "Come on, you were there, Mado! He waited until that witch killed Mamo!" He said clutching both of his arms, shaking in anger. "Then he just shows up like he wants to help. But he just wanted Grief Seeds, so he sat back and let Mamo die!" He didn't have the right to say that about him! "He saved us from dying back then! He didn't want us to suffer the same way Mamo did!" I defended Homura-kun.
"No! They're both the same! That transfer student and that damn Kyo guy! They don't care about anything but themselves!" His gaze fell down to the ground. "But Mamo wasn't like them." Sayo-kun said softly. "He was the exception to what magical boys are really like." He looked back at me. "You know what? They're like those two."
"You're wrong!" But Sayo-kun wasn't done. "You know, that familiar we saw last night was pretty small, but it could still kill someone. Maybe it'll come after your dad next, or your mom." No.. why is he dragging my family into this now? "What would you do if it came after Tatsuya, huh? Would you be okay with that? Could you forgive anyone who let them die?" I was trying my best to fight the tears threatening to come out at his harsh words. "I didn't want this power so I can fight witches. I wanted it so I have the strength to do what's right and protect the ones I love. You get it?"
He sighed before giving me a serious expression there are people out there who are worse than witches, then I'm gonna fight them! Especially if they're magical girls." He turned and walked away from me. "But Sayo!"I tried calling out, but he was already out of view. I looked down at Kyubey. "Why don't you say something?" "The only thing I can really say is that she's behaving recklessly." At least he's agreeing with me on this.
"Sayo doesn't have a chance of defeating either Homura Akemi or Kyo Sakura. Besides, even if I did warn him, do you think he'd listen to me?" That was true. Nothing I said got through to him at all. So even if Kyubey tried reasoning with him, he would have about the same luck I had at convincing him. I looked back at the alley and tried coming up with another way to make him open his eyes about this.
After my fight with Sayo-kun, I just couldn't fall asleep at all. I walked downstairs and sat down at the table. Mom came down shortly after I sat down. He noticed me and walked over. "Couldn't sleep huh?" I nodded. "Can we talk?" I asked. Mom nodded and got us both drinks, for her it was alcohol of some sort and some juice for me. "Tere's this friend of mine." I started. "He's in trouble. I don't think he's doing or saying anything wrong, but... he keeps trying to do the right thing. But the harder he tries, the worse things get for him.."
"Sure, that happens a lot." "It does?" Mom nods. "Yes. Sad but true. Just because you keep trying to do the right thing doesn't mean you're guaranteed a happy ending. In fact, the more stubborn a person gets about what they think is right, the less happy they are going to be.
It's like they stop being rational all together." That definatley sounds like where Sayo-kuns headed right now.
"It's not fair to be unhappy. Especially if you're not doing anything wrong." I looked up at her. "So then, what do you think I should do?" She thought for a moment. "Well, at this point, I doubt that it'd end on a happy note no matter what anyone did." I nod. "If the only way to help was to do something drastic, would you do it?" Of course I would, he's my best friend! "Yeah."
"Then you should do something wrong." I blinked. "What?" I said. "If he's so focused on what he thinks is right, try doing something wrong to snap him out of it." "I don't get it. How?" "You could tell a big fat lie, or chicken out when the going gets tough. You never know, sometimes doing the wrong thing for someone is exactly the right thing to do." I think I was starting to understand what Moma telling me now. "If you find yourself at the dead end and there's no other options left, doing something the wrong way might do the most good."
"But, will he understand that I'm doing it for his sake? That I'm just trying to help him?" I asked, hoping Sayo-kun wouldnt hate me because of it. "Well, she might not get it right away. He might even hate you." I looked down sadly. "See what I mean? We're talking some drastic stuff here. But ask yourself this; what's better, doing nothing or doing something?" At this point, doing nothing would only make the situation worse than it started. "Mm-hm."I nodded. "I have to say I did a good job raising you." Mom grinned. "You don't do anything bad. You've never told a lie. You always try to do the right thing no matter what. You passed childhood with flying colors!" Mom said as she took a sip from her glass. "Here's the thing though; before you grow up, you should learn how to make the right kind of mistakes."
"How can I? I don't get it." "You are still young, so it's easy to bounce back after getting hurt. If you learn how to take life's little hits now, it'll help you later on. See, the older you get, the bigger the consequences are if you mess up. The more responsibilities you have, the less mistakes you're allowed to make." Being an adult sounds pretty difficult. "That sounds really hard." "Yeah, sometimes being an adult can really suck. That's why we're allowed to drink alcohol!" He grinned even wider. I grinned as well. "Hehe. I wanna grow up so bad now, then you and me can go drinking together!" "Well, then you'd better hurry up and get older. Even though it's not easy, it's pretty cool to be a grownup."
-Normal POV-
Sayo went up to Kyoe's hospital room as usual and opened the door, but there was no sign of Kyoe at all. He looked around in confused as one of the nursed saw him as they walked by. "Are you looking for Kyoe?" Sayo lifted up his head at the nurse and nodded. "He was doing so well in his therapy he got to go back home early." "Thanks" Sayo said as he made his way to Kyoe's house
It was pitch black outside when Sayo arrived at the house. He was about to ring the doorbell when he heard the sound of a violin. Kyoe was practicing inside. Satisfied that Kyoe was doing great, he turned to walk back home but came to a halt at the sight of the red-head he had faught to the death against."You kidding me? You spent all that time looking for him and now you're just gonna leave without seeing him?" "You again." He nearly growled. Kyo looked at the house behind the blue-nette. "So this is where the rich girl lives. She's the reason you made a contract with Kyubey, right?"
"He is." He simply stated in reponse. "You get a once-in-a-lifetime chance at having anything you want and you wasted it on that." Sayo grit his teeth in anger. "What do you know about anything?" "I know a lot more than you, dummy! Magic always was and always should be used for one thing to grant wishes for yourself. And if you try using it for any other reason, then it always turns out bad!" He pointed out to the other. "Don't tell me, Mamo Tomoe didn't even teach you that simple rule?"
Now he was starting to hit a sore spot, bringing up Mamo in front of him. "If all you want is to get the guy to love you, there's better ways of doing it. i mean, you've got all these magic powers now." His eyes widened in shock. "Don't you dare.." He warned but Kyo ignores him. "For starters, you could bust in there right now and break her arms and legs so bad, she'll never be able to use them again." His words were giving him a real bad feeling in the pit of his stomach. But the red-head waa far from finished. "Make her so helpless, she won't be able to do anything without you. You do that and he really will be yours and yours alone. Both his body and his soul..."
Kyo smirked. "How about this? If you don't got the stomach for it, I could always mess her up for ya. Like a favor between magical boys. It'd be really easy to do." He couldn't take it anymore. Insulting him was one thing, insulting what he stood for and why he made the contract was unforgiveable. "How dare you... Im not gonna take that kind of talk from you! We're gonna end this now."
"Let's go some place quiet. We'd attract too much attention here." He grinned.
-Mado's POV-
I was typing away on my computer, trying to finish my English homework,thinking back to what Mom said. 'If he's so focused on what she thinks is right, try doing something wrong to snap him out of it.' There was a knock at my window. I turned to see what it was and saw a Kyubey sitting on the window sil. "Mado! It's an emergency! It's Sayo!" No.. I quickly got changed and followed Kyubey to where Sayo is.
-Normal POV-
Kyo and Sayo stood across each other over a highway bridge above dozens of cars speeding by. Both boys were ready to fight. "We can go all out up here if we want." Kyo tranformed into his magical boy form, with spear in hand. "Come on, give me your best shot!" Before Sayo could even transform Mado finally caught up to the two. "Sayo! No! Don't!" Sayo looked at Mado in surprise. "What're you doing? You shouldn't be here." He looked back at his opponent. "This has nothing to do with you, so stay back!"
"Come on! Think about what you're doing!" Mado tried reasoning with him again. "This just can't be right! Kyo scoffed at him "mpf! The annoying bastard has an annoying friend. Go figure." "Well, I wonder what kind of friends you'd have then." Kyo jumped a little in shock. "What the-?" It was Homura. "Tch.." "What are you doing? I though we agreed to leave Sayo Miki alone." He questioned him. "Like your way of idea's gonna teach him any manners." He shrugged. "Besides, it's not like he's backing down.
Homura stepped forward next to him. "I'll take him on, then. But you stay out of it. Understand?" Kyo pulled out a new stick of picky and held it between his teeth and pointed at it to the black-ette. "You got 'til I finish eating this. Then it's on!" "That's plenty of time." Homura agreed to his proposal.
"It won't be that easy!" Sayo yelled as he held up his Soul Gem.
-Mado's POV-
It was now or never. This was the only option left to snap Sayo-kun out of it. I just hope he knows I'm doing it for his own good. Here goes nothing. "Sayo-kun I'm sorry!" I yelled as I ran towards Sayo-kun, grabbed his Soul Gem, and threw it off the railing. Both Sayo-kun and the other magical boy both stood there open-mouthed in shock at what just happened. Homura-kun gasped and suddenly dissappeared. Where did he go in such a hurry and in panic too? "Mado! Why'd you do that?" I flinched slightly. "But if I didn't, then you would've..." Sayo-kun suddenly leaned forward and landed on my shoulder.
He wasn't moving! Oh no...he wasn't breathing either! "Sayo...kun?" I barely got out in my quickly worsening fear. I heard Kyubey sigh. "Oh, Mado. That was really bad." "Huh?" "What's wrong with you? Are you out of your mind? How could you throw your friend away like that?"
My heart stopped. What did he mean I threw my friend a... I looked at Sayo-kun, then where I had thrown his Soul Gem. It couldn't be... but.. then how.. did he get like this? I began to shake. "What did you say? What do you mean?" The red-head walked over and grabbed Sayo-kun by the neck and held him in front of him. "No, stop!" He was looking for something, then he gasped. "What the hell is going on here? He's dead!" No no no no no! He set Say-kun down in front of me as I tried CPR on him. " Sayo-kun! Sayo-kun! Answer me please!" I dont want this..." tears were falling down my face now. It wssnt working at all! "SAYO-KUN!" I yelled, but there was no answer.
"What the hell is going on around here?" The boy yelled as he grabbed Kyubey and held him up in the air. "Explain right now!" "There's a limit to how far a magical boy can be from his body. If it's beyond one hundred meters, you lose control of it." Kyubey stated. How could he act like this was no big deal at all? Like it didn't concern him at al! "What does that mean? A hundred meters?"
"This kind of thing rarely happens, so I'm not surprised you find it disturbing.
Most of the time, you're being carried around with your bodies." Most of the time? Carried with our bodies? So then.. what I just threw over the bridge was actually Sayo-kuns... I covered my mouth. I felt sick to my stomach at the realization that hit me like bricks. "What are you saying, Kyubey?! You have to help him! Please don't let Sayo-kun die!" I pleaded to him. He sighed again.
"Mado, that isn't Sayo. Its just an empty shell." It felt like I couldn't breathe now. I looked at Kyubey in shock. "It's true, you just threw him off the bridge one minute ago." "What.." the red-head said in shock, resting his hand on his Soul Gem, reaching the same conclusion that I had. "Did you honestly think I'd like you boys fight witches using those fragile human bodies of yours?" He said in what sounded like a mocking tone.
Meanwhile Homura was dashing through the highway, dodging trucks and cars left and right, trying to reach the vehicle that Sayo's Soul Gem rested on.
"That's impossible. For magical boys, the so-called "bodies" you used to be housed in are nothing more than exterior hardware now. Your souls are your real bodies. It's placed inside the compact vessel, where they're easier to protect, and where you can control your magic more efficiently." He explained to the horrified boys, at the same time Homura had reached the truck and jumped in top of it, picking up his Soul Gem, sighing in relief.
"Making that happen is part of my job when I recruit magical boys. I take a person's soul from their body and turn it into a Soul Gem." He rips our souls from our bodies? How could he do that to us? The boy seemed to share my thoughts as his grip on Kyubey got tighter. "You bastard... What have you done...? You scumbag! You've turned us into zombies! Is that what happened?!" I couldn't believe this was happening. What I thought Magical boys were, what I thought I believed, were all nothing but lies. And now Sayo-kuns...
"But isn't that more convenient? If your heart explodes or you bleed out every last drop of blood, no matter what happens, you just heal your bodies with magic and get up again.
As long as your Soul Gem doesn't get damaged, you're basically invincible. Isn't it better to have that in a fight than be trapped in the body prone to failure?" I snapped. "How is this better? Messing with our souls, doing what you want to them without our will? How is that right?!" He just sighs again. "It never fails."
"Whenever I tell you humans this simple facts, you always react the same way. It makes no sense at all! Why are you humans so sensitive about the kind of container that souls are housed in?" Before I could get another crack at him Homura-kun had returned and set sometime down own Sayo-kuns hand. Hope began to fill me once more. Is that?
Suddenly Sayo-kun gasped for air, snapping the boy out of his murderous thoughts towards Kyubey and I looked back at Sayo-kun. He slowly sat up and looked around at all of us. He held a blank expression on his face as he said. "What's up? What happened?"
-Mado Magica Episode 7 Preview-
"You did accept the destiny of fighting witches, provided I grant one wish for you.
That wish has come true, hasn't it?"
Mahou Shonen Mado Magica Epsiode 7: Can you face your true feelings?
Me:Wow that was quite a bombshell that was dropped there. Kyubey is such an... a-word isn't he?
Homura:indeed.
Me:So how do you all like the chapter? I tried making Mado a bit more assertive in speaking his mind and telling off Kyubey like the... a word he is because given what he's going through, he definatley has the right to be mad right Homura?
Homura:Of course.
Me:and I threw in some more SayoxKyo hints if you look hard enough they're there all right. xD next time we have Sayo realizing he just got screwed over by Kyubey and things spiral more down the hill from there so stay tuned to Mado Magica and thanks for your support!:D if you have any questions or comments feel free to leave a review and tell me what you thought of it and any ideas for the future chaptera to come. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a evil as heck cat to kill over and I've again. Wanna join me Homura?
Homura: *pulls out a bazooka* of course I will!
Me:So until next time! *runs off with Homura to kill Kyubey*
