Dovewing got voted as official second host! Yay! I don't own warriors or anything here.


Dovewing: Welcome to...

Cloudtail: (from the audience) Hey! These apprentices and kits weren't hired to be part of the audience!

(apprentices and kits chuckle)

Dovewing: They're allowed to do so. They had to fix the hole in the roof you made.

(camera backs away to reveal the part of the roof which had fell dangling from ropes on top of Dovewing)

(Dovewing looks up and backs away)

Cloudtail: Oh, okay.

Dovewing: Let's restart. Welcome to...

Mossypaw: Wait!

Dovewing: (sighs) What now?

Troutpaw: Where is Fastblaze?

Everyone: (murmuring) Yeah, where is she? Where is Fastblaze?

Fastblaze: (arriving; weak voice) I'm here. (yawns)

(everyone gasps)

Spiderleg: Why are you like that?

Fastblaze: (yawns) I'm like this because I didn't sleep well because some Clans and apprentices and kits arrived and made two holes in my roof.

(everyone nods)

Fastblaze: I'm going to sleep for the rest of the day. Dovewing, as your first official second host task, you'll be host for today.

Dovewing: Okay.

(Fastblaze goes back to sleep)

Dovewing: (screaming) Party!

(everyone parties)

Fastblaze: And Dovewing?

(everyone stops)

Dovewing: Yes, Fastblaze?

Fastblaze: (screaming) No parties! (talking normal) Thank you.

(goes back to sleep)

Everybody: Awww...

Dovewing: Then, we can play!

Sandstorm: I vote for Confessions!

Dovewing: Okay, you choose Sandy.

Sandstorm: 'Kay! Firestar!

Firestar: (arrives) Yes, honey?

Sandstorm: Who do you love more? Spottedleaf or me?

Spottedleaf: (arrives) Choose me!

After one hour,

Firestar: Torture.

Sandstorm: This is torture.

Firestar: Spottedleaf!

Sandstorm killed him again.

Firestar: Cloudtail! Do you love Brightheart or 'The Kittypet Food' more?

Cloudtail: 'The Kittypet Food'!

(Cloudtail eats a whole bowl)

Cloudtail: Okay. Squirrelflight, who is your real mate? Bramblestar or Ashfur?

Squirrelflight: The banana!

Leafpool: The banana was my mate!

Crowfeather: But I was your mate!

Leafpool: You are not my mate. (to Squirrelflight) The banana shall be mine!

Dovewing: Stop!

(Dovewing eats the banana)

(Leafpool faints)

(Squirrelflight kicks Leafpool)

Squirrelflight: Bramblestar, which is better? The banana or the macarena?

Bramblestar: The orange!

(everyone faints)

Squirrelflight: It is obvious that the grape was!

Bramblestar: Hollyleaf, which do you like more? Fallen Leaves, the banana, Jayfeather or the Warrior Code?

Hollyleaf: I choose... the Warrior Code!

(Bramblestar loses his insanity; Hollyleaf kicks him out)

Hollyleaf: Let's play something else. Like The Game...

Everyone: Yeah!

Hollyleaf: (spins bottle) Sandstorm! Truth, Dare, Kiss or Promise?

Sandstorm: Dare!

Everyone ''oooed''.

Hollyleaf: Dare to say which of your daughters is best in front of them.

Sandstorm: What is my torture if I don't do it?

Hollyleaf: You'll have to listen to me telling the warrior code!

Sandstorm: Okay, I'll do it.

(goes to Squirrelflight and Leafpool)

Sandstorm: Leafpool, I love you more.

(Squirrelflight attacked both of them)

Dovewing: Ouch.

Fastblaze: (yawns; arriving; eyes closed) I feel much better now!

(Onestar randomly explodes and everything is like a war zone)

Fastblaze: Good thing I left you in- (opens eyes; screaming) What happened here!?

Dovewing: I know, right? Bluestar and Snowfur are singing Let it Go from Demi Lovato!

Fastblaze: No, not- Well, that too. I'm referring to the studio.

Dovewing: Oh. Onestar randomly exploded.

Fastblaze: What?

Dovewing: Oh no!

Fastblaze: What now?

Dovewing: Yellowfang and Onestar are going to join Bluestar and Snowfur!

(everyone gasps)

(pause)

Fastblaze: Run for your lives!