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Phibby: I'M NOT A SHMORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shira: *crosses arms* You don't think so? Let's ask the world!!!!! Everyone, at home, in the audience, wherever!!! Get on the internet, use your keypads, call on your cellphone! WHATEVER! VOTE! Press 1 if Phibby is a shmork, press 2 if he isn't, and press 3 if I'm a shmork! GO!

Clock: 10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... 0... BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!

Shira: *smug smirk* Let's see the results!

Results:

1) **********

2) **

3) ********************

Shira: *blink* *stare* *blink*

Phibby: AHAHAHAHAHA!!! *point* AHAhAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Shira: But... but... but...

Phibby: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! *rolls on the floor, laughing*

Shira: but... but... I'm... I'm not... a.... a shmork!

Gaav: *shrug*

Person from audience: *stands up* People who call people shmorks are shmorks!

Shira: Then that makes you a shmork for calling me a shmork! And that makes Phibby a shmork for calling me a shmork! And that makes me a shmork for calling all of you shmorks!

Person from audience: *blink* Oh... *sits down*

Phibby: *stops laughing* You mean.... everyone who just called you and me shmorks are all shmorks too?

Shira: *nod* And everytime we say someone else is a shmork makes us a shmork!

Gaav: o.O??

Amelia: *back in her normal clothes* Then let's say that NOBODY is a shmork!!!!!! *smile*

Audience: *APPLAUSE* *clap clap* YAY!!!!!!! (They don't wanna be shmorks)

Shira: *nod* Good! No one is a shmork!!!

Phibby: Does that mean I get my job back??

Shira: NO WAY!!!!! Go away!!!!

Phibby: GRR! *stomps away*

Shira: *smile* Okay! I think we have time for one more contestant!!!! Who's is gonna be?

Audience: GOURRY!!!!!!

Shira: ALL RIGHT! Gourry Gabriev, I Dare You to COME ON DOWN!!!!!!!!

*cheesy music*

Gourry: *walks on stage*

Shira: Hiya, Gourry! Are you ready to be dared???

Gourry: Uh... yes?

Shira: Okay! *grabs a letter from the pile*

Dolphin: *snore* flat fishy...

Shira: *opens the letter* This Dare is from Digi-riven... HEY! Didn't we already read a dare from them?

Gourry: *blank look*

Audience: *shrug*

Gaav: No where in the rules says they can't mail more than one...

Shira: *shrug* Okay! Anyway, Digi-riven writes:

Dear Gourry

Shira: That sounds like Sylphiel! *smile*

Dear Gourry,

I dare you to take these pills! ^_^

-Digi-riven

Shira: And then there's two yellow pills that came with the letter... Here you go, Gourry! *holds out the pills*

Gourry: *shrug* Okay! *takes the pills, and swallows them*

Gaav: Hey, Shira! Time's going to run out on the show!

Shira: No! Gourry just started his dare!

Gaav: The clock is ticking!

Clock: 3...

Shira: *looks at Gourry*

Clock: 2...

Audience: *looks at Gourry*

Clock: 1...

Gourry: *opens his mouth to say something*

Clock: 0... BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!

Camera: *turns off*