(back to show)
Phibby: I'M NOT A SHMORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shira: *crosses arms* You don't think so? Let's ask the world!!!!! Everyone, at home, in the audience, wherever!!! Get on the internet, use your keypads, call on your cellphone! WHATEVER! VOTE! Press 1 if Phibby is a shmork, press 2 if he isn't, and press 3 if I'm a shmork! GO!
Clock: 10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... 0... BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!
Shira: *smug smirk* Let's see the results!
Results:
1) **********
2) **
3) ********************
Shira: *blink* *stare* *blink*
Phibby: AHAHAHAHAHA!!! *point* AHAhAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Shira: But... but... but...
Phibby: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! *rolls on the floor, laughing*
Shira: but... but... I'm... I'm not... a.... a shmork!
Gaav: *shrug*
Person from audience: *stands up* People who call people shmorks are shmorks!
Shira: Then that makes you a shmork for calling me a shmork! And that makes Phibby a shmork for calling me a shmork! And that makes me a shmork for calling all of you shmorks!
Person from audience: *blink* Oh... *sits down*
Phibby: *stops laughing* You mean.... everyone who just called you and me shmorks are all shmorks too?
Shira: *nod* And everytime we say someone else is a shmork makes us a shmork!
Gaav: o.O??
Amelia: *back in her normal clothes* Then let's say that NOBODY is a shmork!!!!!! *smile*
Audience: *APPLAUSE* *clap clap* YAY!!!!!!! (They don't wanna be shmorks)
Shira: *nod* Good! No one is a shmork!!!
Phibby: Does that mean I get my job back??
Shira: NO WAY!!!!! Go away!!!!
Phibby: GRR! *stomps away*
Shira: *smile* Okay! I think we have time for one more contestant!!!! Who's is gonna be?
Audience: GOURRY!!!!!!
Shira: ALL RIGHT! Gourry Gabriev, I Dare You to COME ON DOWN!!!!!!!!
*cheesy music*
Gourry: *walks on stage*
Shira: Hiya, Gourry! Are you ready to be dared???
Gourry: Uh... yes?
Shira: Okay! *grabs a letter from the pile*
Dolphin: *snore* flat fishy...
Shira: *opens the letter* This Dare is from Digi-riven... HEY! Didn't we already read a dare from them?
Gourry: *blank look*
Audience: *shrug*
Gaav: No where in the rules says they can't mail more than one...
Shira: *shrug* Okay! Anyway, Digi-riven writes:
Dear Gourry
Shira: That sounds like Sylphiel! *smile*
Dear Gourry,
I dare you to take these pills! ^_^
-Digi-riven
Shira: And then there's two yellow pills that came with the letter... Here you go, Gourry! *holds out the pills*
Gourry: *shrug* Okay! *takes the pills, and swallows them*
Gaav: Hey, Shira! Time's going to run out on the show!
Shira: No! Gourry just started his dare!
Gaav: The clock is ticking!
Clock: 3...
Shira: *looks at Gourry*
Clock: 2...
Audience: *looks at Gourry*
Clock: 1...
Gourry: *opens his mouth to say something*
Clock: 0... BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!
Camera: *turns off*
