Ken: Slender + Slender's Wood + Slender Haunt + Slender the Arrival = 0_o!?"""

Tobi: Ken-chan's not sleeping tonight...

Ken: *creak* What was that?! *creak* Ahhh!


Nitome Pov.


My thoughts were stills, eyes closed, snoring at a minimal.

I was in a deep, undisturbed sleep.

Or So I thought.

I groaned as I felt dirt and hard ground against my back and legs. I forced my blue eyes to open to see that I was being dragged across that forest floor.

I looked up to see Sasuke with his back towards me pulling the other end of the rope. I didn't mind it, but since I was in nothing but my t-shirt and boyshorts it was uncomfortable.

"Umm, Sasuke?" I said. He continued dragging me but answered. "What?" I fidgeted a little. "I can walk."

"When I tried to wake you up you didn't." He huffed.

I pursed my lips then chuckled lightly. "Yeah, I'm kind of a heavy sleeper." I admitted with a smile. He didn't say anything back.

Not long after Sasuke finally stops and lets me get up to my feet, letting me walk.

After a few more miles of walking and silence the Uchiha stopped in his tracks and tied me to another tree, irrtating me. 'I'm tired of him treating me like a dog!' I whined in my mind.

He started to walk away. Before I could even yell at him for leaving me alone again, he turned and said. "I'm going to hunt, I'll be back." I was slightly relieved and sat down as he strolled off.

To tell the truth I was a bit frightened, being alone in the middle of a strange forest, in nothing but underwear.


It was like a scene in a horror movie, the unsuspecting blonde wanders in the forest after a dare from her popular friends, thinking she's alone the blonde skips through the dark woods.

Then strips into her underpants for no apparent reason, but then starts to hear strange noises around her, squeaks, the moaning of the trees as the wind pushes against them, and animals growling.

The blonde doesn't listen to her gut when she felt danger in the air, and continued walking deeper and deeper into the forest. Just then she heard footsteps behind her,the blonde's breath quickened and her heart started to beat faster and faster.

She felt something scrap against the back of her neck and turned to see no one.

Then heard breathing behind her, she stopped in fear and then came face to face with a masked man, 11 feet tall, with wild, black hair, with a knife in his hand. They stared at each other for a minute or two until the blonde scream at the top of her lungs.

The masked man rose his knife up in the air and -


"Aaaahhhh!" I screamed when I heard something behind me, breathing heavily. I turned to see Sasuke with a dead boar in his other hand which I assumed was dinner.

He had a questionable look on his face, I didn't blame him considering I just screamed when he touched me. "G-gomen, I was day-dreaming." I said. 'More
like like a nightmare.' I thought as Sasuke walked a few yards away and set the boar on the ground, preparing to build a fire.

I sighed, knowing that I shouldn't be scaring myself. I began to play with my fingers in a Hinata-like fashion as the Uchiha built the fire.
'Well, if I'm stuck here I might as well as Sasuke some questions, something a normal Otaku would do.' I thought.

I waited until my kidnapper finished the fire. He sat down on a fallen log looking a bit tired but not exhausted. The raven got up, walked to me and
untied the rope and led me to the fire, tying the rope to log. 'I hope this isn't gonna be a regular thing till we get to the Hideout.' I prayed in
my head.

I sat on the log and he sat on the other side. "Can I asked you something, Sasuke?" I asked. He pocked at the fire with a stick, looking uninterested.
"What?" He asked. I was silently cheering, wanting to get some answers out of him. "Okay, umm, is it true that you're asexual?"

Sasuke raised his eyebrow at my question. I smirked at him. "What? A lot of people wanna know. I mean, you turned down, Ino, Sakura, and most of the girls in your village. I'm just saying it makes you look kinda gay, not my words, I just think you're asexual, but most of everyone else thinks otherwise." I said.

He stayed quiet for while, staring at me. It freaked me out...slightly.

"Why do you want to know my sexual preferences?" He asked. I shrugged. "It was just a question, you don't have to answer." I said, but on the inside I was really hoping he would answer.

Sasuke scoffed. I wasn't shocked that he didn't, just disappointed. "Okay, if you aren't gonna answer I'll just asked another. Are you secretly in love with Naruto?" I asked. If the Uchiha was drinking water I'd bet he would've done a spit-take from his shocked reaction.

"Well?" His brow twitched from annoyance. "No, I am not." He said narrowing his eyes at me. I chuckled. "Alright, eto, eto." I muttered trying to think of something until it hit me. But it involved Itachi and I didn't want to send him off, considering I was in his control at the moment so I thought up something else.

"How do you get your hair like that?" I asked mentally beating myself up. 'That was just a stupid question! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!' Sasuke just looked at me. "It's just like this." He stated plainly.

I sighed, angry at myself. "Alright, here's my real q-" "No more questions." He said, interrupting me. I didn't push him any further and stayed quiet as he cook dinner.

Over time my mouth began to salivate at the smell of grilled pig. I knew I couldn't but I needed to know if dinner was done.

"Sasuke?" I said. He just sighed as if I was Naruto. "Kabuto was right, you are annoying." The raven stated coldly. I just growled. "I just wanted to
know if dinner was done, that's all." I said crossing my arms. He didn't answer and turning dinner the fire.

I rolled my eyes. "Now I know what Naruto and the rest of the village had to put up." I mumbled but he could still hear it.

He glared at me but I turned away before we could see the whites of each others eyes. We ate in silence, not that I was complaining but it seemed weird
to eat dinner without Hidan trying to eat as much as he could, Kisame putting the finishing touches on dessert or Tobi and Deidara arguing at the
table.

I stopped eating, I felt homesick. Never thought I would feel that way, ever. I sighed and got up off the log. Walked in the back of it and laid down
to sleep, my 'anime' family in my thoughts. 'I wonder how they're doing.' I thought to myself as I fell asleep.


Regular POV.


"Aaarrgghh!" The blonde artist shouted as he jumped out of the way of an enemies attack. His chakra was very low, he's been fighting for the past 24
hours with no rest. Even though there was just 2 ninja left, in the beginning there was 10, the blonde knew he couldn't hold out much longer.

"I'll have to use that knew jutsu I created, un." He said looking at his mouth hands. He mustered up all the chakra he could and began running
into an open field, the sound ninja not too far behind him.

The ninja look all around them, the Akatsuki member not in sight. "Where the hell is he?" One yelled. "He couldn't have gotten far." Another said
tightening his fist. "Well, we better find him or else Orochimaru-sama will have our heads." The third one declared, not wanting to come back to
the snakes hideout empty handed.

Just then something came out of the forest and into the air, not stopping, the ninja watched on as the unknown object flew into the sky.

"What the fu-" Before that ninja could finish his sentence the object which now could be identified as a somewhat clay bird, flew down with lightning
speed and hit the ninja dead on causing a large explosion. "Katsu!" Deidara shouted as he flew on a clay bird over the detonation area.

The blonde noticed that one of the ninja were still alive, badly injured but alive. Deidara guessed that he jumped out just in time. He groaned. "Great, just when I was about leave, un." Deidara swooped down on his creation, a few yards away from the man.

Blood was dripping down the man's face and arm. His clothes were charred and burned. "No, no, no! Please, no!" He begged, not wanting to die. Deidara was disgusted by the ninja's behavior, such fear and shame. Deidara put is hand in his bag of clay, molding it with his hand mouth.

"I'll give you the information you want!" He offered. Deidara smirked. That's exactly what he wanted to hear. "You have 60 seconds." He said, putting the pressure on the ninja. The ninja stuttered. Deidara wagged his finger at him. "Tick tock, tick tock."

The man inhaled sharply. "Okay, okay! Orochimaru sent us here to search for the Akatsuki's hideout and told us if we found anyone with a connection to the organization we had to kill them or take them hostage." The sound ninja said, holding his chest breathing hard.

Deidara scowled at him, he already knew that and wanted to be informed on something more important.

"And? I know there's more to it than that, un!" The blonde said gripping the Sound Ninja's collar.

The man inhaled sharply. "Okay, okay! Orochimaru-sama sent us here to search for the Akatsuki's hideout and to kidnap anyone with a connection to the Akatsuki we would have to take them back to Orochimaru-sama."

There has to be more than that!" Deidara said getting really irritated.

The ninja whimpered. "And he sent Sasuke Uchiha to look too!" Deidara froze. An Uchiha...searching around here. "Where? Where is he search?!" Deidara
demanded gripping him tighter. "The village nearby." He said but as he finished talking Deidara shoved a clay bomb in his mouth. And jumped away as the Sound Ninja exploded.

Deidara didn't waste any time as he jumped and ran towards the nearby village, hoping his lover was alright.

'If she's hurt or worse...I won't be able to forgive myself, un.' He stated to himself with a frown.

He finally reached the village, panting hard. The blonde artist looked as he noticed most of the stores and shops closed for the night.
Deidara asked around, if any one had seen her, giving a full description of her. Most say they saw her but didn't see her leave the town.

He decided to ask the inn keepers, knowing that she would need a place to say.

Deidara ran to the nearest inn. The innkeeper jumped sightly as the blonde suddenly appeared in front of her, tired from running shop to shop.

"Did a young woman with tan hair and grey eyes come in here? I need to know, it's an emergency." He said. The inn keeper looked as though she was thinking
about it, and the fact that she's seen over twenty-four people that weekend alone didn't help either.

"I think so." She said. "She hasn't checked out yet, she should be up in her room." Deidara let out a sigh of relief. "What room?" He asked. After the woman informed him Deidara ran up the stairs, into the unlocked bedroom door.

His blue eyes opened wide when he looked around her room, clothes scattered on the floor. He walked in the bathroom to see her cell phone on the floor.
"Nitome?" He said looking around the whole room. 'No, no, no, no...' The blonde begged in his mind.

Reality finally hit him...hard.

Deidara's lover was no where to be found.

He tightened his jaw, his teeth grinding together. Deidara balled his hands into fists. "T-that..Uchiha...bastard..."

The blonde narrowed his blue eyes. "If he's hurt her...I'll kill him, un." He declared.


Ken: Deidara's pissed! What-a gonna happen?! XD Sorry for the late entry...been lazy and procrastinating. XD