-9 months laterzzzzzzzzzzzzzz-
SO SAKURA AND CLOUD MARRIED AND SAKURA BECAOEM PREGNANT. OF COURSE SAKURA GOT MARRIED TO HER 16 OTHER BOYFRIENDS AND NOW AJD A BBIYATUFL babii named Mirai Uchiha Yagami Strife Himesama and had rainbow hair like her mommy and all of her dads cool pwers. So was so kawaii and adorable not like other babies who drool ans shit and poop and cry all the taime.
Mirai is sooooooooooooo kawaii and has the adorables of asAKURA AND ALL OF HER DADDIES.
She was wearing this kimono baby dress thing that was black and ponk and filled with skuklled. And then sakura wore thie most biyortiful weeding dress in the world with skulls. It was black and red and was designed to look like a succubus dress, sexy and baddass. It revealed a loot of cleavage and a loot of smexy butt. But Skankura isn't slutter, she is suppa kawai and cool and modest abd diyortiful
BUT Sakura can't selebrate this joyous moment of blisth the prophecy had ti bee forfilled and Sakura must save da world. And suddenly Tife jumped in with her massiv titties and used boob lazers to destroy the weeding cake and alsmost kill Kagami because slut and sakura gt suppa pissed because no body khruts her nakama and get away frim it (alive!) BUYT Tifa like that massive yamarin shi was didn't cre that she was about to ruin the best da of Sakura's life so Sakura had to drop off Mirai to that stupid blonde Misou-soup who was dumber and sluttier than that stupid bitch blonde Panty.
And then Sakura took her darkness kitana and her darkness wolf with 57 tails and had to battle this Tequila slut in a epic battle of proportions.
Tifawas actually not that bad at fighting as she kicked supaa hard and hurt sakura in the Stomach. Sakura flew over and landed in the cake, ruining her cake. Byt Sakura wasn't too keen and getting her ass kickded so she commendad her demon wolf to bt Tifa's head off and eat the reast f her body. But Tifa's boobs were too big so Sakura just threw them into the ociean where Megalodons just ate them.
"ARIGATOOOO!" SAID SAKURA, PLEASED WITH HER KILL AND EVENTUALLY EVERYINE SAW HOW SUGOI SAKURA WASS. Sugai and kawai that was
"OMGZ" CLOUD AND SASSSKUE SAID AT THE SAME TIME GAWKING at their amazing waifu "Sakura, you are the best. Satain aint got shit on uu!"
-Some unimportant bullshit involving Misou and Mirai-
(Ugh this part is sooooooooooooooooooo vooooooooooooooring but because Mirai is in it, guess watashi has to rite it….)))))))))))))))
So Misa was stuck in some sort of wapanese weeaboo house created by Sakura's bullshit imagination builders. Everything in this house was bullshit, here were anime posters on every wall, anime merchandise for as far as the eye could see, futons and nothing in the fridge but Japanese food like sushi and ramen. Shelves filled with nothing but manga, doujinshi, graphic novels and localized Japanese video games. In addition, this entire house smelt like Cheetos and cat urine.
This was a weeaboo heaven. The perfect shit-hole for a person with absolutely no life whatsoever.
Even this rainbow colored monstrosity resembling a baby with goddarm cat tails had to suffer through this. Misa sighed, wondering where in the name of the Shinigami and everything unholy her life went wrong.
For such a rainbow ice-cream monstrosity, the baby acted like babies should; burbling and saying gibberish. Misa wondered (and smiled in relief) about how she hadn't inherent any of her mother's psychological traits. For a baby with such a batshit nutcase for a mother, her brain remained undamaged.
The baby looked at Misa, glossy-eyed and curious, reaching out for her. Misa couldn't help but react to Mirai's demands; sure, she looked absolutely terrible with cat ears and demon wings and angel wings and the Sharingan and that over-the-top hair and eye color but appearance wasn't important.
Misa held the child as she smiled at her, suddenly wondering if she should say 'fuck it' to this terrible universe and escape with Mirai. The child already had already suffered through a shit-ton of insanity, ended up with multiple biological fathers, a crazy weeaboo for a mother, and severe mutations that could prove challenging for Mirai later.
Perhaps she had been through enough despite only living for 12 hours.
"What's that?" Suigetsu asked, crinkling his nose as he pointed at Mirai. Misa turned to him "Would you believe me if I said that Sakura had an orgy with 17 guys, all of whom are the biological father of this child and she gave birth 12 hours prior to a polyandrous marriage neither you, me nor Juugo were invited to. Not that I'm complaining; I'd rather be locked down in a basement, forced to watch Barney the Dinosaur for 10 years." She smiled at Mirai.
"Oh I should mention that while Sakura neglected to invite us, she had the audacity to drop her daughter off on us like were we a day-care." Misa put the baby down in the crib. "Sure, I hate her for being a misinformed, misogynistic, borderline homophobic, insensitive and generally ignorant inset-nicer-word-for-egotistical-attention-whore-here and she hates me for no other reason that we're the same gender but despite all the batshit cray-cray stuff she's done, I used to think that she at least had some dignity within her."
Suigetsu couldn't help but roll her eyes. "Her? Holy hell Misa, your heart is more golden than your hair." He flashed a smile towards her. "I'm sorry, but she is a lost cause."
"Exactly." Misa couldn't agree more, putting a dummy in Mirai's mouth. Juugo suddenly walked inside the room, partly hearing the conversation. He already knew what happened because of Sasuke's scrolls. And here he was to bring another message.
"Sakura just killed someone." The redhead said. Misa tugged Mirai within the blanket and took the boys outside the room to let the child sleep. "Doesn't surprise me. So what did she do to deserve a death sentence?" Misa rolled her eyes as she closed the door carefully.
"She had a crush on one of Sakura's husbands and worked together with that group trying to kill Sakura and her name is…" Juugo searched through the scroll. "Tifa Lockheart."
"Great." The blonde girl crossed her eyes. Somehow, she couldn't help but feel that her time were coming too. She needed to be cleverer; making sure to find a way for Sakura to be sent to OC Purgatory – and stay there. "Ok, we need a way to get rid of her."
Suigetsu raised an eyebrow, looking at his only allies in this cluster fuck of a story "Cool, soo what do we do? Hack 'n' slash our way to stop her?"
"No… but I think I have an idea." Misa had this clever smile on her lips. "I think she needs… some 'obstacles' on her adventure."
-BACK TO THE BADDASS ACTIONNN-
"SAKURA MAI AI! WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING!" Lighto kun said as he took his waifus hand. "Watashi knows! Ouu watashi better hoped that bitch miska takes care of mai kwaii babbii. I need to take er with watashi so she can see how cool and kakoui and sugoi and kawaii her okasan iss!" sakura the pretty pricness smilled brighter than a brighter sung.
So she sprutted wings and flew to her dream house to make tsure that misou suop wasn't killing her child and hpping that that blonde bitch was smart inough to be in responsibility for another human binegs likfe. Because sakura is a cool mommy and she is responsible and she is 1000000000x times a better person than misa can ever beee. But she needs to be fast cuz in the shadown someone is lurking, looking at her slike some perve. That person is going to attack sakura as she embroas on her sugoi journey.
FIND OUT WHO IT IS DESU!
