Dedicated to Chibi Envy Chan, because he's awesome.
Disclaimer: I don't own, you don't sue.
Notes: I was going to stop, but Reno wanted Yazoo to stop stealing his clothes.
Warnings: Shonen-ai, yaoi, whatever the hell you want to call it. Zack/Kadaj. And that special brand of humor I'm famous for. One-sided (maybe) Reno/Yazoo.
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Challenge item: In which Kadaj and Reno have a conversation.
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"Your brother is stalking me." Kadaj didn't even have to look up from where he was drawing rather descriptive drawings of Zack's death all over his paperwork to know who was standing in the doorway of his office.
"I don't care." And he didn't, as long as Yazoo was happy, healthy and not bothering him, he couldn't care less. In fact, now that Yazoo was stalking the red-haired Turk and Loz had bonded with the bald one (over rubber ducks of all things) his life had regained a tiny bit of the sanity it had missed when Zack had decided that he was in love with him.
Now if only Zack would learn the acceptable way of courting him (bringing him weapons, explosives and various other things that made him squee and other people die was acceptable, bringing him chocolate and flowers was not), his life would be complete.
"He says he wants me to bear his children." Kadaj paused in drawing a fountain of blood spraying from Zack's neck. Yazoo had never really got a good grasp on the differences between males and females. Kadaj had a suspicion that the older male was under the illusion that they were all the same. Either that or he actually thought the Turk was a girl. Which, knowing Yazoo as well as he did, didn't surprise him either way.
"I'm quite sure Hojo would be quite happy to make it easier for you to bear children." Kadaj shrugged, it really wasn't his problem. The man standing at the door paused, considering for a second.
"If you get Yazoo to stop stealing my clothes, I'll convince Zack to stop trying to force you to crossdress." Reno offered tentatively. Kadaj blinked and, for the first time in the conversation, looked up at Reno. He put his pen down and smirked.
It was the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
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Thanks to all for reading and reviewing.
Kadaj is a brat. Reno is a brat. This is usually equals a lot of arguments unless one or the other has something the other wants.
