Title: Blondes
Disclaimer: If I owned this would I be here? C'mon people, think!
Setting: Pick one. I'm too lazy/wired to decide.
Summary: Are blondes really that dumb? How long can you answer a blonde's question with another question? Do blondes really have more fun? How quickly do they react when put in a strange situation? How quickly can you annoy a blonde to the point that they scream? What is foreplay for a blonde? How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? How do you confuse a blonde? How do you keep a blonde in suspense? Reno plans on finding out...with Cloud.
Warnings: Um…hmm. Think I've used them all before-grins-. Basically, anything I can think up. I'll just see there my mind takes this…could be anywhere-grins-. If you've read any of my other stories…you know what you're in for. If not, you'll see!
Side Notes:
1) This story will have romance at the end…or very close to it.
2) If you have any suggestions, feel free to send them in a review.
3) Same goes for any ideas for future chapters...ideas, suggestions; they're different in my little world.
4) Will end in smut…as some of you who have read my fics already know!!
5) Each chapter will be a different question.
6) My spelling sucks...Wordpad...again...
7) Flames will not be tolerated-glares evilly-. This is your only warning.
Chapter Nine: Fluster
Cloud awoke to a soft ringing. Wondering what the soft could be, he cracked his eyes open, looking around a sun-lit room. Groaning softly, the blonde reached out for the source of the sound, fumbling until he picked up Reno's home phone. "Hello," he said softly.
"...Cloud?" Instantly, the blonde was awake.
"Rufus?"
"Why are you at Reno's? ...Wait, I don't want to know." The swordsman blushed at the implication.
"I-it's not like that!" he denied, blushing even more as he looked down at the Turk curled around him.
"I don't want to hear it...but at least know I know why you wanted to find him so bad... Either way, tell Reno that he needs to be in soon."
"It might be best if Reno stayed here for the day."
"Can't walk straight? Gotta say, Strife, didn't think you had it in you."
"N-no! It's not- We're not-"
"You can tell him he's got the day off, but I don't want to hear about your 'adventures' when he returns."
"W-wait-" Cloud paused once he heard the dial tone. Surprisingly, the redheaded Turk remained asleep throughout the entire deal, only snuggling closer to the blonde in his sleep. The swordsman returned the phone to it's cradle and relaxed again, hoping to fall back asleep. When that plan failed, he resorted to staring at the thin man as he toyed with the long hair that was still tied back.
He soon realized that this has a pleasing effect on the redhead, who snuggled closer to his chest and purred softly into his skin, smiling in his sleep. Cloud smiled gently as he looked down at the Turk, wrapping his free arm around the redhead to keep thier bodies pressed closely together.
After a while of doing this, he felt the Turk shift as he gained consciousness. "Good morning, Reno."
"Mornin' Cloudy-Cakes," he replied before yawning. "How long you been up?"
"Not long. Oh, Rufus called." Hearing this, the Turk groaned, snuggling into his chest again. "And you have the day off."
"Really?"
"Yeah."
"Great!" Reno said, jumping out of the bed, leaving Cloud lying there, missing the contact. Immediately, his eyes widened as he watched the redhead pull off his shirt and jacket. He then pulled down his pants, making the blonde's pants tighten as he looked over all of the creamy skin.
"R-Reno, what are you d-doing?" he stuttered as he watched the Turk pull off his socks, leaving him in only a pair of low-riding boxers.
"I'm gonna take a shower. What's it look like, yo?" The blonde just blushed even more as the Turk turned around, walking towards the bathroom. On the way there, he removed the last article of clothing, flashing the blonde with his backside before closing the door.
Cloud could feel his face burning as he heard the water start up, the image of Reno's pale ass burned into his mind. He could not help but feel slightly disappointed that the redhead did not turn around to give him a complete view.
Realizing what he thought, the blonde got out of the room as quickly as he could, hoping that Reno wound not exit the bathroom dripping and bare while he was out of the room. Intead, he tried to keep his mind busy by preparing a large breakfast for the both of them.
While the blonde was busy staring a large meal, reno was humming to himself as he quickly showered, barely remembering to remove the tie from his hair before entering the shower. As he washed himself, the redhead began to plan his next question to be tested on the blonde. He could not help but feel proud of himself for learning so much about the swordsman already, even though he wanted to know more.
By the time he was done and stepped out of the shower, Reno was sure of what question he was going to try out; one of the more well-known questions that plagued him. Grinning to himself, the Turk wrapped a towel loosely around his and stepped onto the wet, tiled floor.
Letting out a loud yelp as he fell backwards, Reno landed on his back, winded.
"Reno?!" he heard Cloud shout from the other side of the door. Still winded, he wondered how the blonde was able to get to the door so quickly. "I'm coming in!" Before he could even say a word, or even put the towel over his exposed region, the door swung open, revealing a worried blonde.
"Reno, are you..." A deep blush spread over Cloud's face like a wildfire. His eyes quickly took in the sight; Reno on his back, legs spread, wet hair fanned out behind him, water glistening on his pale, naked skin.
Reno grinned meekly, finally able to catch his breath as he watched the hungry, blue eyes roam over his body. "Uhh... Like what you see, yo?"
Blue eyes snapped up to meet aquamarine orbs, the pupils dilating widely. "D-do you need some h-help?" The Turk seemed to ponder this, though, when dull, throbbing pain lanced through his back he nodded, reaching out for the blonde with one hand. Cloud walked towards Reno, the hungry look in his eyes growing as he neared.
He reached down and helped pull Reno to his feet, noticing joyfully that the towel remained on the floor when the Turk was standing. Though, Cloud was not the only one to notice this. The redhead grinned before bending down to pick up the towel.
"Wouldn't wanna lose this, huh?" he asked as he stood up straight. The next thing Reno knew, he was pressed firmly against the nearest wall with Cloud's tongue thrust into his mouth. He felt the blonde standing between his legs, pressing their bodis together as fingers trailed up his sides, tangling in the red strands of hair at the base of his neck.
A low growl came from Cloud, who ground his hips against the Turk's. Reno moaned into his mouth, just barely placing his hands on the blonde's face before an alram went off.
"Sh-shit!" Cloud muttered after he pulled back, leaving a panting redhead. "It's burning." Seeing the confused look on Reno's face, the blonde gave him a swift kiss before running out of the room, leaving a naked turk in his wake.
"...Wow..." Reno said, a grin slowly spreading across his face. "Cloudy's a really good kisser." He looked down at his towel before shrugging, deciding to leave the bathroom without the article of clothing. He walked into his room, heading over to his closet to pick out his clothes for the day as he listened to Cloud swear as he fumbled around the small kitchen.
Once he had on a pair of boxers and had pulled up his pants, but before they were buttoned, Cloud entered the room, blushing furiously as he looked at the redheaded Turk. "B-breakfast is done."
"Sheesh, Cloudy-Cakes," Reno said, smirking as he slowly did up his pants, opting to leave without a shirt on. "Ya don't have to cook all the time, yo."
"Well, breakfast's the most important meal of the day..."
"Explain the soup, then," the Turk said, enjoying the way the blonde's face darkened. "Man you're gonna faint if anymore blood goes ta your head, Cloudy-Pie." This just made his face heat up even more, resulting in Reno's laughter.
He left the room, knowing that Cloud was following him as he walked to his small kitchen. Looking at what the blonde had prepared, and slightly burned, he stopped.
"Cloud?"
"...Yeah?"
"How'd ya make eggs when I didn't have any, yo?"
"...I...umm, I bought some..."
"The hell was I?"
"Unconscious."
"Dude...you got oranges, too?"
"Well, I didn't know what kind of fruit you like."
Reno snickered at this. "Bananas."
"Good thing I bought plenty of fruit." The Turk snickered some more. "What?"
"Nothin', yo. I just love a long, yellow fruit in my mouth 's all." Cloud blushed as he imagined the site. "So, where'd you stash 'em?"
"You're going to have fruit before breakfast?"
"Nope. Gonna have one after, yo. Just wanna know."
"I'll...I'll get you one after you eat."
"I gotta question though; how much shit did ya buy?"
"N-not much."
"That's a lie if I've ever heard one!"
"...That obvious?"
"'Bout as obvious as Barret in a neon pink jumper! ...Okay, shouldn't think like that before eatin'..."
"Reno..."
"Yeah, yo?"
"Shut up and eat." The Turk grinned, but did as he was asked, often teasing the blonde, which mostly went unnoticed by said blonde. Once they had finished, Reno was waiting to get his banana.
When he did, the redhead could feel Cloud's eyes on him as he peeled the fruit, licking his lips as he waited to see if the blonde would understand what he was trying to imply.
Once it was mostly peeled, Reno ran his tongue along the length of the fruit, smirking happily. "I love that taste," he moaned, noticing how Cloud blushed. He put a large portion of the yellow fruit in his mouth before biting it off, still seeing that the swordsman's eyes were still glued to him.
When he was done with the fruit, Reno could tell that Cloud was off in his own world. Throwing away the peel, he left the man alone, heading to his room to write down his new findings. he quickly scrawled out: Blonde's are perverted. It's easy to make one blush. Note: bananas are a man's best friend! ...Think the Prince needs ta get laid ...Elena or Tifa maybe?
Once he put the paper away and turned around, he came face-to-face with said blonde, making the Turk jump back a bit, letting out a yelp.
"Wh-what's up, Cloudy?"
"Reno," Cloud seemed to purr and growl at the same time.
"... Yeeeeeeeeessssssss?"
"...What's my reward?" Hearing this, the redhead grinned.
End of Chapter Nine
Review for the next chapter. All a yer reviews made me so happy, an' hungry, so I felt the need to update quickly! (Would'ave put this up last night, but I need at least four hours of sleep to be able to leave my bed a bit before the sun rises -- -Grins-I'm a vampire.) Ya make me feel so loved.
CupCake-SweetTreats: Now, that'd be a reward! -Drools-Sugar cookies...
yumie-darkness123: -Snickers-He is! -Twitches-So much sugar...so little time...
What2callmyself: -Laughs-Those were my favorite, too! That's the kinda thing I say, so I figure Reno's a smart ass, too! To be honest: no idea what the Fandango looks like! -Grins-Just came to mind.
tala-fangirl: Thanks!
JeanneAndherAlters: -Stares-Ya know, I try to stay away from soul-consumin' sweets... -Grins-But I fail.
Takemi-Chan: -Laughs-Yup!
Vaishin: Thanks! -Snatches cookies and runs off-MINE!!
Bekas Strife: -Laughs hysterically-Hadn't thought of that! -Grins like a perv-Now I am...
kiki89: -Laughs-Yup! Thanks.
Mahoko: -Laughs-that's all right! Ya'd think he would, 's gotta be the mako. Honestly, readin' that part 'bout Vince, which's prob'ly true!, I laughed loudly. Luckily, no one heard me. That an' 'anywhore', those did me in. Love it too.
AstroStarr42:
Yay! Plushie-Cloudy! Eh, I'm always lazy...after all I ain't doin' my homework right now, like I should. As fer fat, eh, I'd prob'ly go into a sugar-shock first. Now all I need's a Plushie-Reno...an' Vince...an' Cid...an' I'll have some real fun. -Grins pervertedly-Hey, they're mine to do with what I please! -Cough-Yaoi-cough-!
EvilRaccoon: -Snickers-We'll find out! Glad it did! He does, an' he is. -Grins-Oh, we'll see, now won't we.
carefreecat: Thanks.
