Hello lovies. XD Another chappy, i hope you like it. if you want the chapters longer, just say so. :3
The randomness kinda stops here folks. I mean, there'll still be comedy type stuff, but it gets into the storyline here! HEH! TRY N GUESS! XD
I kinda had a bit of...down moodness when i was writing the second half of this. just one of those 'Im not a good writer' moments. but no one cares anyway! ha, Please, have fun little ones. :) I dont own kingdom hearts.
This chapter iiiis: Replay- by SHINee. im ADDICTED to this song...and the video. :3 Japanese one, of course. But still. Onew looks cool in those glasses. :3 and Jonghyun in the cafee. :P
Chapter 9 - Replay
Before going to sleep that night, I looked up at my glow in the dark stars and pondered on a few things.
That freaking disembodied voice annoys the hell out of me. I mean, first of all it was saying things like 'You have to make the right decisions' and 'You will be the one to save the world', then all of a sudden it said I can be replaced? That I'm not valuable in any shape or form? That bitch!
All I knew was that I had to help to be helped and all that shizz, that violence isn't good enough to defeat the darkness, and if someone dies it's all my fault.
No pressure at all, Amy.
It's still a little strange to be around video game characters, but somehow easy to get used to. I mean, they're all good looking, damn them. Namine is getting prettier, and she was getting more lovable each day. With that innocence, who couldn't love her? I meant that in a non-pedophile way.
Hmm…I wander what it would be like to have blonde hair?
Starting to feel tired, I turned on my iPod and switched to SNSD's new song, 'Let It Rain'. Thinking is hard work…
Instead of being woken up early by Norm's dick infected tongue, I woke up at the same time as Kairi, Namine and Aqua, and we started the day the same as we did on Saturday. We walked to the gym. I got hyper as poop. Then I got tortured by Riku. Everything was normal.
Except my hair was blonde.
The poor neighbors would've woken up from their sleep-ins early because of my scream.
"Amy, are you sure you didn't dye your hair blonde yourself?" Sora asked while we were walking back home. EVERYONE had been teasing me ALL DAY about it…Gah.
"For the last time, I'm sure I didn't dye it myself! Although…I do kinda look like Jessica in the Oh! Video…teehee."
My hair was a golden type of blonde, and the only bonus was that I looked a bit like an SNSD member. So I tied my hair in two low pony tails so I'd look even sexier. I think it worked. (/fs70/f/2010/153/4/8/oh_Jung_jessica_SNSD_by_ Thats Jessica with the pony tails, just so you know. XD )
"I'm pretty sure her scream this morning says enough, in my opinion." Kairi giggled.
"I wander what would happen if she had woken up bold." Riku chuckled.
I turned around poked my tongue at him before running ahead of the group.
"Them cucumbers!" I shouted before walking inside my house. I was about 3 minutes ahead of the gang, me and my ninja speed.
"HONEY I'M HOME!" I sang loudly to no one in particular, and ran up the stairs.
Only to see Norm humping Mickey Mouse.
…Again.
"NORMAN YOU HORNY OLD DOG!" I screamed and took poor Mickey away.
So Norm gave me the puppy eyes and lifted his ears.
"YOU SUCK!" I cried, and ran to the bathroom to clean Mickey Mouse.
Norm followed. He started barking at me. That bastard!
As a way of retaliating, I barked back.
Norm barked.
I barked.
Norm barked.
I barked.
And that continued for around another 10 seconds until Norm stopped barking and gave up. HA! Amaya never loses.
That's when I heard crashing coming from downstairs.
Ready to beat some random robber's ass, I cautiously creeped down my stairs, leaning against the wall like a spy. I heard more crashing coming from behind the wall I was leaning on and held my breath, making a gun with my hands.
In one swift movement I stepped around the wall and pointed my 'gun' at the robber.
"PUT YO HANDS UP MOTHER FU….oh, hi Sally."
Turns out the robber was just Sally working in the kitchen. What a kill joy.
And then she saw my hair…
"OH GOLLY! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU HAIR?" Sally rushed up to me and ran her fingers through my blonde hair.
"That's what she said!" I turned around to see Sora smiling like a goof-ball. Not surprised.
Less than a second later, the front door opened and the rest of the gang came inside. Sally made a small squeak, attempting to hide a fangirl scream.
"Hey…Sally. Just remember that you're married." I whispered in her ear, giving her a wink.
"Ohh! So, if they're FICTIONAL characters, I can have as many fangirl moments as I want, but once they suddenly become REAL I can't have a little squeak or two?"
Sometimes I really do wonder who the child is in this messed up family.
"Sall-sall, they are highschoolers!"
By then we both had our hands on our hips and were up in each other's faces with my biffles watching, completely bewildered.
"Are you protecting your little buddies? Do you happen to have certain feelings for one of them?" Sally smirked and raised an eyebrow.
PER-SON-AL. BUB-BLES. EXIST!
"That, my dear friend, is ridiculous! I have only known them for a week!"
"Au Contraire, haven't you been OBSESSED with them for longer than that? Hmmm, Roxas is your favorite character, isn't he? And he is quite adorable, as well. Like a poodle. And has the same voice as Jessie McCartney!"
"Jessie McCartney sucks!"
"Then why do you have 'Beautiful Soul' on your iPod?"
Don't blush, don't blush, I REPEAT. DO NOT FREAKING BLUSH.
Tis not my fault I downloaded that song just so I could listen to Roxas' voice…
"Or, could you possibly have feelings for Riku? He's handsome, tall and mysterious. Didn't you call him 'mysteriously sexy' in one of your fanfics?"
Sally's grin seemed to be getting bigger and bigger, and I was feeling smaller and smaller. I always win the arguments! What the hell is happening to me?
"You pooey bum face! I never called Riku sexy! Yuck!"
"You called him handsome!"
I slapped her arm, hard.
"So, the Chihuahua bites! Another possibility could be Sora! You two would be perfect for each other, wouldn't you? Now that you have blonde hair, it officially displays your true personality! You could both be tweedle dee and tweedle dum!"
"Sally, my school reports are way better than yours ever were! You cougar!"
"Reeooow! Could it be...OH MY GOLLY! You like Aqua, don't you?"
"WHAT? HELL NO!"
"Honey, I have nothing against lesbians...if that's what you're worried about."
"I don't have a crush on ANYONE! Love is a POINTLESS feeling and a WASTE of time!"
Shocked from what I had said, considering I was actually being serious, I covered my mouth.
"Amaya…" Sally tried to sooth, but I shook my head and turned for the stairs.
"I have to give Mickey Mouse a wash …" I told Sally.
"Oh no…did Norm rape him again?"
"Sighhh, yeah he did. Poor Mickey, when will Norm just stop raping the innocent mouse?"
All heads dramatically turned to Norm, who was ripping up our newspaper.
Before going upstairs, I took a quick look at the gang, who were looking at me with horrified expressions, their eyes bulging out of their heads …haha…wait…
"I-Is…the king alright?" Sora asked, almost inaudibly.
"BAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!" Sally and I erupted into uncontrollable fits of laughter, and it took 20 minutes for us to calm down and inform everybody that my Mickey Mouse was only a stuffed toy.
Later that night, instead of watching anime (which obviously everyone wanted to do), Roxas and Riku made us plan out what we would do when the heartless attack. I, on the other hand, decided to let my mind drift off to more…inviting thoughts.
Hmm…I wander what rhymes with Roxas? Nice ass…Tight ass…Sexy ass…Fluorescent ass…ooooh, fluorescent! Since I'm such a wonderful poet, I made up a poem to my dearest Roxas.
To my dearest, loving, Roxas.
Oh, how I love your sexy, fluorescent ass.
It makes me feel funny every time I have a bath.
So baby, I don't care if someone mocks us.
Let's just make love, make a masterpiece, and let them be jealous…
But life's a bitch. Karmas a dick. And reality should REALLY learn where to stick it.
"Amaya, why are you grinning like that…and drooling?" Kairi's voice snapped me back to my senses.
I quickly rubbed by drool with the back of my hand, and looks around nervously, feeling embarrassed.
"Heh…I have too much imagination?" I suggested, but instead of them looking at me normally, they all seemed to think I needed medical attention.
We sat in alienated silence, until I couldn't handle it anymore.
"OMG! YOU DID IT DIDN'T YOU! YOU TURNED MY HAIR BLONDE!"
You were wondering what it was like to have blonde hair, and I felt pretty bad for making you angry earlier that day, so I thought it might be a 'forgive me' present.
"Dude, don't listen to my thoughts. I mean, I have wondered what it's like to be a pineapple."
Would you like to find out?
"Hell no! But please, can you please, turn my hair back to its original color?"
Nope. I'm under complete control here.
A dark mood suddenly taking over, I looked over to where Kairi, Sora, Riku, Nam-Nam, Roxy and Blue were sitting and pointed my arm to the door.
"Out. Now."
The voice didn't even sound like my own. It sounded…scary.
Everyone left the room, looking worried and confuzzled. And to tell you the truth, Riku's stoic expression was the last thing I could remember before what happened next.
I walked out of the lounge room feeling splendidly happy and full of energy. I got up on my tip-toes and stretched my arms as high as they could, moaning a little bit. The second I moaned, I heard the sound of a chair scraping against the floor, and feet running, getting louder and louder…Until a bundle of red hair was in my face.
"Kairi! Don't hug me so tightly!" Kairi let me go and sent me an apologetic smile before looking at me, worried.
"What happened in there? Are you okay? You've been in there for ages!" By then the rest of the group had walked into our hallway and everyone was looking at me. Pfft, not like I'm not used to it!
"HA! Well, to tell you the truth…I don't remember!" I grinned and skipped into the kitchen, only to have Riku hold me back, gripping my collar.
Hey! Guess what, you can use magic now! You won't even need to be taught! Don't worry about thanking me though.
Tempted to see if this was true, I held my left hand away from Riku (who was still holding onto my collar, rude old man) and imagined miniature balls of fire dancing around my fingers. Sure enough, the flames appeared, and I watched in amazement. Riku even let go of my collar.
"MWUA HA HAAAA!" I laughed like Tadase from Shugo Chara. (Which is a creepy-ass laugh, most likely inherited from Light Yagami)
"Amaya…how do you know how to use magic?" Riku practically hissed.
"Dude, chill. Freddy gave magicness to me." I tried to continue to walk into the kitchen, but once again, Riku stopped me.
"Is 'Freddy' what you call the voice in your head?" He was getting awfully close, and I didn't like it.
"Yes! And I know I shouldn't trust the voices in my head…I mean, look at what happened to Vincent Valentine…But I can handle myself! Geez Riku, don't be such a worrywart." I winked and ran around Riku into the kitchen.
"Anyone want a hot chocolate?" I offered, but everyone said no. Even Sora.
Your friends think you are evil.
No they don't.
Can't you see the way they're looking at you?
I gulped, and saw everyone was looking at me suspiciously.
"Amy…how long have you had that tattoo?" Aqua asked, pointing to my lower back.
"Huh? What tattoo?"
I went to the fridge, and used that to mirror my back. After lifting my shirt a bit I saw a heart inked into my skin. It was about as big as my palm. I squinted a little harder to observe the details on the heart, and gasped.
"That's…the heartless symbol." I took a deep breath, and then suddenly started to feel dizzy.
Oh, I forgot to tell you one thing. You may have felt full of energy when you left your lounge room, but this sort of work is really tiring.
It felt like my whole body was no longer under my control, as I closed my eyes and collapsed, praying someone would catch me.
