Sasuke reached the hotel in no time. He cleared his mind before ringing the bell. He would not fail this time. Sabaku no Temari opened the door for him.

"Are you the person Gaara was talking about? Come in!"

Sasuke followed her in. It was a luxurious room. She was Kazekage's sister after all. He looked at her eyes. Judging by her expression, she was surprised to find him on her doorstep.

Temari showed Sasuke a chair to sit and offered some tea. Sasuke accepted the offer readily.

"So,what is this meeting all about?", asked temari after taking a sip.

"Don't you know why I am here?Hasn't he told you?"

"No, he hasn't. He just said, someone had requested to meet me in person."

XXX

Gaara was well informed about Sasuke's intentions. And he was amused! No body dared to ask his sister's hand like that. Those who did, were either caught in Gaara's sand prison or were poisoned by Kankuro. But he wanted to give Sasuke a chance. He could guess Temari's reaction very well, and did not want to miss that entertaining sight. So he had kept his sand eye hidden in the hotel room and he himself hid in the next room.

He was watching the whole interaction through his third eye technique and was enjoying himself. He heard Temari say, "No, he hasn't. He just said, someone had requested to meet me in person."

Then Sasuke replied," I wanted to ask something."

"What? " Temari looked curious.

Hearing this, Sasuke put the cup on the table. There was a long dramatic pause, before he stood up from his chair. And then Sasuke spoke...

"Oh lady, from far away land,

Uchiha is here, to ask y'ar hand!

Oh dea', say yes, soon we'll marry,

I'll give you lots of babies to carry!Yo!"

XXX

"Excuse me!"Temari freaked out! Uchiha Sasuke,the smart-ass, had gone insane! He was rapping a marriage proposal to her, while making some weird motions! The last time she checked, Naruto was Killer Bee's student, Sasuke was not! And Sasuke's rapping skills were worse than that of Bee's.

"Oh baby, you are excused!

I'm glad not be refused!

yo!"

Temari sat there in complete silence. She was stunned. It took her some time to regain her composure. She would have beaten Sasuke with her fan, but she was known as an intelligent kunoichi. This was so unlike Uchiha. It's like someone else was talking from his body. And then Temari put two and two together.

"Ino! go back to your own body, NOW!"

Sasuke giggled, "So,you caught me!"

Temari looked annoyed. Gaara blinked from next room. What was Ino doing in Sasuke's head?

"What are you trying to do, Ino?"

"I am sabotaging Sasuke's attempt to marry you." Sasuke, err...Ino replied.

"Sabotaging what!" Temari exclaimed. " I thought it was you, who came up with that marriage idea!"

"Nope! Sasuke is here to propose you. He has already asked Sakura, Tenten and Hinata. You are next! "

"And why did you feel the need to sabotage it?"

"Because I happen to know a better leaf-nin, who's too lazy to propose you."

Temari chuckled remembering the said lazy ninja. But then she took her fan out, "Ino!you have three seconds to leave Sasuke's mind!Or I will beat you to death!"

Ino took only 1.00097 seconds.

XXX

When Sasuke woke up, he found himself in hospital, again!

The last thing he remembered was, drinking tea with Temari. He was about to ask Temari for marriage, when things went blurred. He oddly remembered, being maimed by a large fan.

Damn! This time, he was beaten even before saying a thing! He should have listened to Orochimaru, when he had offered Oto kunoichis for his pleasure.

[A/n-I sucked in this chapter. Couldn't find better words to express the situation.]