Alex: hiya

Alex: hiya!!

Lyndy: waves eyes not leaving Kakashi's Icha Icha

Alex: If your reading this then you are in for a TREAT! Seeing as how this is the Halloween special PART 2!! / runs like crazy around the room in her excitement /

Lyndy: / looks up and sighs / No matter how much she wishes she owns stuff that is copyrighted it indeed not hers.

Jack Sparrow: I agree matey! / sways dangerously as Alex and Lyndy look at him in confusion / What? Is this a private party or can anyone join?

Alex and Lyndy: GO AWAY!! / kick jack sparrow out together /

Lyndy: That was random……….

Alex: Oh well on with the fic!!

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It took a good two hours of bathroom stops in the most inconvenient places, Shikamaru falling off the van top in more then a few parking lots, and fights in the horribly confined spot that they were calling an automobile before they reached the large manor house, they looked then a little creepy with the ivy creeping up most of the windows.

Alice jumped out the driver's side window, squishing a heavily protesting Josh in her wake as she rushed to the front door, unlocking it as she sped inside with speed that rivaled Lee's.

Cody sighed resisting her lulu pose as she opened her own door, a wounded Josh making his way to where Ino's van was now parked. Cody herself opened the back doors to the 'bus' Kiba and Akamaru falling out on top of her as she squeaked. The others stepped over them as the tried to untangle themselves.

Naruto, Lee, and Kiba, who now had an imprint of Cody'd hand on his face from 'accidentally' looking down her shirt, the thee pair of eyes were looking at the house and were more then a bit intimidated by the black paintjob.

That's when Cody heard a squeal from inside suddenly Two girls along with Alice were standing on the porch hugging and talking, as soon as they took one look at Naruto the froze for a second and looked at Cody and Josh who made a motion to zip their lips, Josh walked over grinning and threw the taller of the two over his shoulder, her protesting calls ignored by him.

"PUT ME DOWN YOU JACKASS!!" she called as Josh began to spin in circles, Dayna Jean Delaney pounding his back as she attempted to get him to put her down, By now the gang had noticed and had grabbed their bags trying to get past the two.

Adrian Owens meanwhile was to busy off in space to notice two things 1) her childhood friend was being spun at high speeds, and 2) Kankorou her all time favorite character that was lately considered fangirlism, was right behind her.

Alice nudged Adrian into the house, as the various ninja came in after her. Josh finally came in, by now Dayna was screaming words that would turn even a sailor pink. Josh was unaffected by this as he grabbed Adrian by the back of her shirt gently pushing her into the kitchen. Seeing as how they were all cousins in would be best if he explained the situation. (JOSH HAS COUSINS!! AND THEY'RE GIRLS!! No they are not sister though, but their moms are triplets XD)

"All right!" Alice said calling everyone to attention. "here is the room assignments! Naruto, Kiba, Josh, the blue room under the staircase! Neji, Shino, Lee the first door on your right up the stairs! Kankorou, Gaara, Kakashi second door on your right!" she called locking down at a sheet of paper. "Then its Ino, Adrian, Temari, third door on your right at the end of the hall. Sakura, Me, Tenten, first door on your left. Dayna, Cody, Hinata second door on the left, unpack and relax, don't go in the last two doors at the end of the hall!" she finished and jumped off the small coffee table that had been holding her up as people started to file out the room and up the stairs except for the loudest of the group who had been put in the big room for a reason, namely because it had a lock on the outside.

--With Josh, Adrian, and Dayna--

It took about ten minutes to get Dayna to calm down enough for her to start an outburst of questions, and another ten minutes to pry Adrian from her little world, which probably consisted of pizza hill sand such, before the two female cousins were quiet enough for him to explain the situation, leaving the threat of possibly the whole school dieing next spring during the culture festival (1), and the 'phantom menace take2' as Alice now refereed to the specter that was after her.

Adrian's mouth dropped to the floor. "You're kidding me right?" she asked picking up her jaw and replacing it as Dayna stared in shock. Josh shook his head and sighed at the typical response.

"Do they even know that they're the stars of a hit manga/T.V. show?" Dayna asked an eyebrow near her hairline. Josh shook his head.

"They don't know, they don't even know that we know, so do us all a favor and keep the quiet you two or Christmas this year will be a living hell!!" he threatened a fist in the air, he was obviously joking but he also seemed serious. Adrian tilted her head to the side. "What?" he asked her as she continues to stare at him in the most peculiar fashion.

"He's here" she said dreamily as he could've sworn he saw drool from the corner of her mouth. Dayna scooted a ways away form her cousin not wanting to risk catching her fangirlismitis. Josh rolled his eyes and gave her her headphones back.

"He's also across the hall from your room, so stalk him later, maybe after some grub….." he said absentmindedly as the info was still sinking.

--Later That Night--

"I have an evilllll evillllll idea!!" Adrian declared running from the living room where they were all currently gathered. She came back with an empty bottle of Vodka. Dayna looked up from her latest read, and eyed the bottle warily.

"What fun are we gonna have with that thing, if you haven't noticed its empty! " he said exaggerating the last part as Kakashi laughed from his spot on the bookcase, Cody was still wondering how he got up there without one of them non-ninjas noticing, but then a gian he was the man of a 1000 jutsus maybe he mimicked Alice's 'Tree climber ninjutsu!' as she called it.

"don't tell me you've never played 7 minute in heaven right?" Josh asked from his spot upside down in a tan loveseat.

Alice's ears perked up and she threw everything that was on the tale in various directions. "7 minuted in heaven? Im in!!" she called with a smirk, several grim faces nodded wondering what was going to happen, at the perplexed expressions Josh sighed.

"You spin the bottle and see who it lands on to spin first, then they spin and have to go into the closet" he pointed to the large coat closet by the door " boy or girl, if they refuse the previous spinner picks out a punishment" he said looking down at his watch with a frown, although that got everyone into the game.

Adrian jumped over Cody who was lying on the rug next to Kiba and Akamaru before sitting next to Alice. "Ready?" she asked spinning it anyway.

Spin.

Spin.

Spin.

Spin.

It slowed down and was definitely pointed toward a slightly freaked out Dayna! She looked around the room and cursed under her breath as she made her way over to where Alice and Adrian were openly laughing.

"Fine! But after this I'm out!" she said and sent the bottle whizzing around once more.

Spin.

Spin.

Spin.

Spin.

It slowly passed Kankorou and landed on an equally startled Gaara, he quickly got over it as he hastily walked to the closet. Kankorou pouting as Dayna followed shortly, several cat calls were shared among the group playfully in the closets direction.

"Okay so now what?" Naruto asked his eyebrows furrowed together in thought (2).

Adrian sighed in slight frustration. "We wait of course!" she said with a frown. "Honestly Naruto!" she finished with a 'disappointed' shake of her head.

Josh raised an eyebrow. "Dude, you people have the red lights district to skip of to and you've never played seven minutes in heaven?" he asked slightly outraged at being ripped off storming into another room.

All the male shinobi sweatdropped, they'd never really thought about the red lights district while they were away on missions, well that could kind of explain why Gai was always so happy……

A couple minutes of just talking and sitting later a slightly red Dayna walked out of the closet and onto the couch, Gaara couldn't even look anyone in the eye, but Kakashi noticed his shirt was a bit ruffled and Dayna's tank top was backward. Dayna immediately pointed to Adrian as she glared disappearing into her book once again.

While everyone's shinobi brains were beginning to piece stuff together Adrian spun the bottle more like a draddle, even though Josh, who had since resumed the common 'Tamaki pose' (3), was pretty sure she wasn't Jewish, or was she?

Spin.

Clunk.

Shatter.

Silence.

"Umm Adrian?" Alice asked staring at the broken pieces of glass.

"Ya?" she replied in a monotone, staring in horror at the remains of their spinner as well.

Josh got out of his dark corner and sighed taking the pieces and throwing them away as the rest sat in utter silence. He came back into the room with Cody, who no one even noticed had left the room, with about forty bottles of Vodka. "Who wants to help us make room for souvenirs on the way back?" Cody asked pushing the drink carts ahead of her.

"You had all that in my van?" Ino screeched beside Choji. Who was now covering his ears before they started to bleed along with several others.

"No, no! Calm down Yamanaka!" Alice said running over with and evil grin Adrian now glued to the side of the carts. "We hid them in a secret compartment in our 'bus'" she said as if it was the most obvious thing in the world to her.

Ino slapped her forehead with a groan as the vodka was passed around. Neji and Tenten trying their best to convince Lee not to drink, Josh was trying to get him outside, so if worse came to worst then he'd probably end up in the pool. Adrian and Alice were randomly taking shots as they argued over who would win in a fight their teacher Kakashi or the scary vice principal Pein.

Said Copy ninj was still reading his book, although while Temari was walking passed she swore she saw a video camera. Gaara, Neji, and Shino had all headed off to bed, choosing not to face a hangover their first day of vacation. Shikamaru was already passed out on the couch. Sakura and Ino were arguing over who would sit next to Choji (4) , who was sitting their a bit confused as to why a couple chicks were fighting over him of all people, or shinobi that is.

Dayna was sitting in the corner putting together a tripod together placing a nice, durable, video camera on top, then chaining it to the wall as she cam back to the group to join the festivities that were going on.

--2 hours and 20 vodka bottles later--

"I'm serious Naruto-kun!" a very drunk Hinata said to Naruto who was currently blushing like mad in his still semi-sober state.

"R-really H-Hinata-chan?" he asked. He was currently pinned against a wall in an unoccupied hallway (5). She nodded and he crashed his lips clumsily against her nose, then her mouth. Reversing positions she ended up pinned to the wall. His hand started to slide up her shirt as Hinata's lips parted for his tongue to enter and plunder her mouth.

"OMG MY VIRGIN EYES!!" Dayna said with a (even though she's punch drunk and making her way to the bathroom) O.o on her face. The new couples pushed away from each other as a curious Neji poked his head out of his room (5). They were both putting Hinata's previous shades of red to shame as Hinata fixed her shirt when Neji's face began to crack. A glare so intense Dayna couldn't even look into his direction was directed to Naruto.

He immediately put together his future, or lack there of and was gone ina stumbling clud of dust. Hinata slipping into her room with a mask of horror onher face. Dayna held her stomach and once again rushed to the bathroom to accomplish her previoius engagement.

--In the living room

Alice giggled histerically as she sat in the knocked out shikamaru's lap. Yes he was knocked out, after Lee had had gone through a rampage some 10 minutes earlier he had woken up and tried to escape the madness, then Adrian dared Alice to drug him. Adrian found some sleeping pills and put them in a Bud Light as Alice stalled the Shadow weilder, half drunk, then Adrian offered him a drink, which he accepted only so he could leave after it was gone.

That poor, poor man never had a chance. He was knocked out after the second swig. So now Alice had a seat in his lap on the right side of the large couch. Kakashi was hiccupping on the bookcase as he watched his charges. Sittng crossed legs, shirt off, which Cody had been taking pictures of since that article of clothing had been removed. Teamari was sobbing about some break-up as Ten-ten made a mock salute.

"LEE PUT YOUR PANTS ON RIGHT NOW!!" Kankorou shouted as Lee started doing some 'youthful' dancing. His speedo type undies a Gai-bashers worst nightmare. Alice took one look and screamed bloody murder running straight out the glass door with a crash in her attempt to rid herself of the image she then fell into the pool.

Josh sighed and grabbed a net, so far he was still completely sober it was amazing what with all the drunk ninja, that he had somehow managed to only down one sip f Vodka, that had apparently not been the and he liked, and since they were all the same he was doomed to be sober and keep the others from killing, maiming, revealing their secret, getting someone pregnant, or drowning themselves……..like Alice.

As Josh was doing that Ino and Sakura were now feeding Choji like he was some type of god, this was conveniently caught on tape by a camcorder somewhere in the room! The two kunochi took turns delicately placing a grape on his lips. Choji wasn't a drinker so he was very, very, sober, and ENJOYING EVERY MOMENT!! The Akamichi heir was currently on cloud nine.

Kiba was also passed out on the floor, Akamaru was hiding in the kitchen where Josh had left him some food, ashamed of his master's inability to drink liquor. Kankoru was lying outside staring at the stars, Adrian had joined him, and it was only a matter of minutes before he started to hit on her in some drunken form or another.

The next two hours were Hell for Josh as he was forced to knock several people out, which is sayifn something if they couldn't even see him with a frickin shovel behind them. This group was written down on a piece of paper which Josh was going to covet for blackmail in the future. It was reads as follows:

Ino and Sakura: Trying to kill each other in a cat fight and then landing on Lee in the most unusual fashon that cuased the still halfnaked guy to pass out from shock……

Alice: Atempted rape……Twice……

Jiryia: stalking them to the summer home, then found skulking in the bushes, claiming 'research puposes', and lying about the previous until faced with a drunk Lee, then he confessed after vomiting.

Adrian: Trying to drag the three smart ones out there room (but Gaara was the one who finally knocked out honestly Josh hit her three times and she was still walking…)

Dayna: she asked for it, literally, hugging porcelin wa not he ridea of a good time. Atempted Murder. Attempted assult when Josh said no killing Cody.

Cody: NEVER SHUTTING UP!!

Neji: attempted Murder, (he was laughing until Neji used his byakugan, and then started to throw several sharp pointy things)

Temari: Attempted striping, she's lucky Josh felt sorry for her.

--End list--

Overall the night was bad, but there was no way that the night could compare to the next day, in any way, shape or form, everyone who had been drinking had a massive hangover, Those whose sleep had been induced via shovel didn't wake up till noon. Except Cody, who had somehow ended up with her bed on the roof, she ended up falling about 100 feet into the pool. At 6 am.

Shino was as quiet as ever. Neji thank god was suffering from memory loss to everything before they started 7 minutes in heaven. Hinata and Naruto couldn't look each other in the eye before blushing madly; apparently they weren't as lucky as Neji. Temari couldn't find one the layers of shirts that had been there the previous day. Kankorou had been splashed awake that morning, and was more then a little surprised to see Adrian in his arms. When said girl was fully awake she giggled slightly and swayed like she was drunk before falling backward touching her lips in a dreamy state of shock.

Tenten started to hit Neji repeatedly, for no apparent reason. Lee woke up in a bush halfway across town, with no clothes on. He ended up ninja running back to the front yard before climbing in a window, giving some old lady a nice view of his toned dairy-air, needless to say she was probably giddy at this point. Choji was hiding in his room, an angry Sakura, and Ino demanding to know why he hadn't stopped them the night before, al lthe while Ino cluthched her head, Sakura had already gotten rid of her own hangover.

Josh had hidden all evidence of video tapeing, including Kakshi's camera. He happened to still be looking for his shirt,along with the rest of his clothes form his bag, poor Alice had awakened to that and it had put her perverted head into overload, abs and pecks should never be that close to her in the morning.

Meanwhile Jiryia was tring to figure out how he got tyed to a metal pipe, woth unbreakable metal chains.

They ended up spending the day inside due to the rain, plus Cody had concviently lost all the car keys, and Ino didn't want to hotwire her car. Which they found Kiba in later that day, half beaten. Everyone wondering when he had moved form the living room floor, Josh had gone missing after that.

It was 4'oclock before a nice, shiny, black Limo, showed up in fron othe long driveway, several figures imerging at once.

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Finally I'm done! So here is youir next chapter, oh and to those 45 people who DIDN'T REVIEW the other day when my chapter came out, they will soone feel my wrath!!

I'd also like to thank all you fans seeinas how I now have 200 hits!!

glomps all her fans

Yes, I am an American, but culture fest are supposed to be cool so why not?

Yes you read right, Naruto was thinking!

Tamaki form Ouran High School Host Club, his classic pose is in a corner sulking!

What? Choji needs love XD

XDDD ZOMG I couldn't resist switching them around like this!

(6) IMPORATANT PEOPLE!! Our cameos aren't drunks, just they got drunk!! Hey the cast is American teens what do you expect? I'm 13 and my teenage friends try to invite me to parties with beer……….not pretty, they get kicked out XD

okay so obviously you read it if your eyes are gracing these words here but what do you think? Is there somethinf missing to you? Maybe a simple misspelling? You know I may just end up asking a beta reader for an upcoming series after another fic is finished, but a reader is important too!!