A/N Disclaimer: I still do not own Yugioh and its related characters. Some jokes based on LK's YTAS. Sorry it took so long to post this. We wrote it about a week ago and I never got around to typing it and uploading it. Thanks to everyone who has read and enjoyed it so far and to those who have taken the time to write reviews. Much appreciated and here's the next chapter, enjoy!
Friend List
xPharaohsrPhatx: Pharaoh
SpiceWorld: Pegasus
HeadCase: Tristan
CuzImWorthIt: Yugi
S-x_bomb: Duke
BFFLAE: Tea
FunkyFlorence: Bakura
xEgyptiansrHawtx: Marik
EYEKNOWALL: Ishizu
CuzxImxaxGummyxBear: Odion
+1000DeadPuppies: Seto Kaiba
Iluvmy'bro: Mokuba
BrokklynRage: Joey
HELP!!: Grandpa
GuyMagnet: Serenity
TheyRNotFake: Mai
TheyRNotFake has signed on
BrooklynRage has signed on
CuzImWorthIt has signed on
TheyRNotFake: Hey there Joey! Long time no talk! I miss you so much =[
BrooklynRage appears to be offline at the moment
CuzImWorthIt: Are you trying to stalk Joey? It's very hard let me tell you.
EYEKNOWALL has signed on
EYEKNOWALL: I predict that Joey is offline at the moment.
CuzImWorthIt: We kinda already knew that what with it saying he is and all…
CuzImWorthIt: Has anyone ever told you your millennium item is actually kinda useless?
EYEKNOWALL: I was not done with my prediction. I had another vision while I was typing. Joey is out right now trying to get into Kaiba's bed.
TheyRNotFake: Why isn't he trying to get into my bed?
CuzImWorthIt: Once again we knew he tries that on a constant basis….
EYEKNOWALL: Because, shut up.
Guest has signed in as MyhairROX
MyhairROX: You know, you can come to my hair's place. There's enough room for my hair and you!
TheyRNotFake: REJECTED!!!!
MyhairROX: But what if my hair told you that my hair has Joey Wheeler captive?
CuzImWorthIt: We would think you're insane mainly because you can't hold onto anyone you capture for long.
MyhairROX: …..so those child-grabbing classes were a waste of time?
CuzImWorthIt: You should try to get your money back
MyhairROX: My hair can't!!! =(
TheyRNotFake: Both of you shut up! God I hate men sometimes!
BrooklynRage: duhh…did I miss somethin?
TheyRNotFake: YOU!!! I hate you right now Joey Wheeler!
BrooklynRage: Well that doesn't bother me too much. I already have a man in my life -^.^-
TheyRNotFake: You bastard!! What about us!!?? Did you forget?
BrooklynRage: Mai listen to me right now…I don't care about your fake breasts. You don't have what I want. I want Kaiba's big deck of cards, which is better than your boobies.
TheyRNotFake: Then why did you lead me to believe you felt something for me?
BrooklynRage: I lead you on? No that's more like Bakura's special field.
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xEgyptiansrHawtx has signed on
FunkyFlorence: Don't bring me into this.
xEgyptiansrHawtx: Yes don't bring pookie into this even though he does lead people on =]
FunkyFlorence: I DO NOT LEAD PEOPLE ON!!!
CuzImWorthIt: You lead everyone to think you're gay….
FunkyFlorence: I'M BRITISH NOT GAY!!! BIG DIFFERENCE!!!
XEgyptiansrHawtx: Honey it's pretty much the same thing :P
FunkyFlorence: Why do I even bother?
xEgyptiansrHawtx: He's the gay one!
CuzImWorthIt: And yet we don't seem to care
xPharaohsrPhatx has signed on
xPharaohsrPhatx: That's because you're gay too.
CuzImWorthIt: ME!?!?!
xPharaohsrPhatx: No the other queer's body I am unfortunate to inhabit….OBVIUOSLY YOU!!!
CuzImWorthIt: If anyone's gay here it's you Pharaoh!! Inhabiting the body of a 13-year-old boy….that also makes you a pedophile!!
xPharaohsrPhatx: it wasn't my choice. If you just left that puzzle alone this wouldn't be happening. Plus do you even know that you touch yourself while having raunchy dreams hoping that I come out to help?
CuzImWorthIt: Who says? The fangirls? They don't count! What do they know!?
xPharaohsrPhatx: It all comes out when you sleep. And since I am part of your subconscious I cant really escape it.
BFFLAE has signed on
BFFLAE: humana humana humana….
CuzImWorthIt: Why aren't you sleeping while I'm sleeping? O.o
xPharaohsrPhatx: I have insomnia. Plus I'm still not used to the time difference between Egypt, a puzzle and Japan.
CuzImWorthIt: The puzzle has its own time? And why would you need to know the time in Japan?
xPharaohsrPhatx: Listen bondage freak ever heard of being jet lagged? It happens when you travel three different time zones. And of course this is Japan…it's just not very clear….
FunkyFlorence: I agree. Egypt to puzzle to England to Japan can get you crazy and give insomnia.
xPharaohsrPhatx: Who asked for your opinion?
CuzImWorthIt: Since when are we in Japan?
xPharaohsrPhatx: Since the beginning of this Gods forsaken show!
CuzImWorthIt: Wow…didn't see that one coming…
xEgyptiansrHawtx: So….Yugi is gay? Great! You can join our gay party already in progress! Always room for one more!
CuzImWorthIt: I'M NOT GAY!!!
xPharaohsrPhatx: You so totally are!
BFFLAE: The fangirls demand it to be so!
CuzImWorthIt: Tea I thought you wanted to marry me…
BFFLAE: Someday maybe…after you and the Pharaoh get it on
xPharaohsrPhatx: I don't have a corporeal body unless I take control of Yugi's…
xEgyptiansrHawtx: So what days are you guys available? I've got lots of shopping that needs to be done!
xPharaohsrPhatx:….Marik….for the love of the Gods stop it!
xEgyptiansrHawtx: You can't tell me what to do!! Right Bakura!
FunkyFlorence: I hate you Marik! Hate you with all of my soul!
xEgyptiansrHawtx: Well I love you!!
CuzImWorthIt: Is that fangirl hate? O.o
BFFLAE: You speak fangirl? O_O
CuzImWorthIt: No grandpa does and I heard him saying that things don't always mean what they usually do.
xPharaohsrPhatx: Your grandpa scares me sometimes….that's what you have to look forward to Yugi…damn…that's what I have to look forward to….I WANT OUT RIGHT NOW!!!
BFFLAE: That's not possible…you're the same person now…
xPharaohsrPhatx: Where there is a will there is a way!! I wasn't always meant to be trapped in this damn puzzle!
CuzImWorthIt: Hey does this mean BakuraxMarik is over?! What was their couple name again? Bakarik? Marakura?
xPharaohsrPhatx: For the love of Ra what are you talking about?
CuzImWorthIt: Well Marik just told Bakura that he loved him and fangirl love=hates right? So did they break up?
xEgyptiansrHawtx: My b, I meant I hate Bakura! ^_^
FunkyFlorence: And in order for us to break up we would have to be a couple.
xEgyptiansrHawtx: You mean we're not a couple?!?!
FunkyFlorence: No most assuredly not!
xEgyptiansrHawtx: I think I need a hug…
FunkyFlorence: NO HUG FOR YOU!!!
CuzImWorthIt: Wow…and I thought I had issues….
xEgyptiansrHawtx: ODION!!! Go get me some ice cream! And if it has gummy bears in it I swear I will shank you in your sleep!!
CuzxImxaxGummyxBear has signed on
CuzxImxaxGummyxBear: You don't eat the gummy bears!! That's so mean!! It's murder!!
CuzImWorthIt: Gummy Bears are yummy on ice cream! ^_^
BFFLAE: I like to eat their heads first and then they're headless then I eat their body and they're just legs and then I eat those too!!! It's so much fun to eat them that way!!
CuzImWorthIt: I eat the legs first then the body so only the heads are left. I do that to all of them and then eat the heads last.
CuzxImxaxGummyxBear: I think I'm going to be sick….
CuzxImxaxGummyxBear has signed off
xEgyptiansrHawtx: ODION!!! Where the **eff* is my friggin' ice cream?!?
CuzImWorthIt: Looks like the real Marik is back…
xEgyptiansrHawtx: What do you mean the real Marik? I was here the whole time….
FunkyFlorence: Yes but you were acting a little extra gay lately. I think it would be unappealing to everyone if you had a bulging midriff because of ice cream by the way.
xEgyptiansrHawtx: I hate that you are reminding me about my weight!! My metabolism is through the roof though and I'm not acting extra gay! I'm acting the way I always do!
FunkyFlorence: Riiiiight. Well I have to go now. Otherwise I'll be late for the Zorc & Pals filming.
CuzImWorthIt: I thought that got cancelled months ago…
FunkyFlorence: That's what you think! We are coming out with a movie soon.
CuzImWorthIt: Who the hell will see a movie like that?
FunkyFlorence: Lots of people will. You can sit at home and touch yourself while thinking of Yami. Why don't you do something better with your spare time?
CuzImWorthIt: We already went over the issue that I don't do that!
FunkyFlorence has signed off
xEgyptiansrHawtx is away at the moment crying and eating ice cream while watching Chocolat
CuzImWorthIt: Now I feel like watching a Johnny Depp movie…DAMN IT!!
xPharaohsrPhatx: SEEE!! Ur gay!
xPharaohsrPhatx has signed off
BFFLAE: I like Johnny Depp…
HELP!! has signed on
HELP!!: Me too!!! He's my favorite actor of all time!!
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HELP!!: What did I say now?
