So I'm going to try posting a chapter every week, alternating between stories so everything gets out faster x.x; So next week, I'll have a new "When Everything Goes Wrong" chapter since I FINALLY updated "The Day She Came Home" XD Aside from that tid bit of info, enjoy~

EDIT: It's a week break, so I'm hoping to get three chapters up this week and then do one every week one by one ^-^
- And of course I get lazy and upload three days before break is over x.x;;

Kululu: Ready, Set, WHAT?!

"Can I at least change out of this horrible dress first?!"

"ku ku ku, we had a deal ~ So you stay in that until we get there."

"Gah…I can't believe YOU'RE my second favorite…."

"Oh? I'm not your first? I'll have to change that then~"

"Ugh…let's…not…"

It was strange for Kululu to actually be walking to his lab. Usually, he'd find ways to just teleport or disappear, but not this time. So I was especially cautious with him now.

As we walked down the corridors, I noticed a few of Kululu's features. His skin looked pale, one wouldn't think it was actually yellow. Under his glasses were deep, ragged lines, bags of grey from his lack of sleep. I caught a hint of green protruding from underneath his glasses, at least now I can be assured of his eye color.

"I know I'm attractive, but save your affection for later Uzai-chan~"

"I was not checking you out frog tard!"

"Ku ku~ Sure."

"Grr! Why are we walking there? Why couldn't we just get sent straight to your lab like usual?"

"Because, I had to throw off our pursuers. Ku ku ku ku ku~"

My head shot back, looking around the corridor in case there was anyone there. So far, no one. But it was expected of everyone, they were just as interested in the invention as I am. Although, I couldn't believe how easily they got lost, IF they got lost or IF they even followed.

I felt Kululu tug on my arm, motioning that I keep following him. Without any more outbursts, I simply followed him, dumbfounded. Whatever this invention is, it sure seems like it's diffidently worth wearing this horrendous dress.

There was still a while to go until we reached his lab, so to pass the time I began humming to a song I knew. Kululu looked up at me, chuckling; so I stopped. My face was slightly flushed from embarrassing myself like that, so I stared at the ground the entire rest of the way.

"Ku ku, the music from your world is very different from here."

I only nodded.

"If you're going to stay this silent, then I won't take you."

"Wh-what?! But you promised!"

"Ku ku ku~"

Sighing, I nodded and began asking him vague questions to kill the silence.

"So, are we still being followed?"

"Yes."

"Who is it?"

"Ku ku ku, I'm assuming Mr. Grumpy."

"Why would Giroro be following?"

"He doesn't like me stealing his girl~"

"His what?" My cheeks flushed at the very thought. I shook my head, telling myself to stop being so ridiculous.

"Ku ku~ He doesn't trust me when it comes to you~ I don't have the slightest clue why."

"I cant think of a few things…"

"Hmm?"

"O-oh nothing! So, why are you only showing me?"

"When we're in the lab, I'll explain. I'd prefer Mr. Grumpy to not hear every word we discuss."

I stopped in my tracks and turned around, eyeing every corner for any sign of him.
"Giroro! Come out right this minute!"

Silence.

"Ku ku ku, I was only kidding. I have no idea if anyone is following us." he replied, shrugging and laughing manically.

My fists found its way through the air and to his face in a matter of seconds. Kululu lay on the ground, twitching with broken glasses. Satisfied, I began dragging the toad all the way to his lab where I would finally get this horrible charade over with.


"Hey stop shoving!"

"G-Giroro get your foot out of my face!"

"Shut up idiot!"

"Mr. Sergeant! They went inside the lab!"

"Kero? At last we'll get to see what Kululu has made! Maybe it's a new Gundam!"

"Or maybe he's trying to lure her in a trap you idiot!" Giroro shouted, pressing his face up to the next duct to watch what will happen.


"Now what Kululu?"

We finally entered his lab, and everything still looked the same. There was no hint of any new experiments, just flickering computers in darkness.

It seemed darker though, I fumbled around with each step as to not trip over something important. I could hear Kululu's laugh coming from across the room, so I was determined to keep following until I reached my goal.

"I wouldn't move if I were you~" he cooed.

Stopping, I looked around, squinting my eyes in desperate hope of seeing why he was warning me.

"You're right next to my space scorpion collection~ One wrong move and they can leave a Pekoponian dead in seconds~"

"Why would you have these just lying around in the dark then?!"

"Ku ku~ In case someone decides to sneak into my lab~ there's other reasons too, would you like to hear them~?"

"Uhh…I'd rather not…"

"Then hurry over here~"

Slowly, I lifted my leg up over the container to avoid the dastardly creatures before proceeding in the endless dark of Kululu's lab. My only navigation was the sound of Kululu's pitter patter from his feet and the occasional chuckle. It's strange to think just how big his lab really is.

Something felt strange as I carefully maneuvered through the darkness, something felt very wrong in my gut.

"Kululu?"

He didn't respond.

I didn't dare move from where I was now, frozen still by the silence.

"Kul-"

Lights out…


"What just happened?!"

"Gi-Giroro calm down! He'll hear us!"

"I don't care! He did something to her!"

"Mr. Sergeant the duct is creaking!"

"Kero?! Giroro calm down and put your weapons away or we'll-"

The ceiling caved in, down came the three eavesdropping frogs onto the lethal scorpion tank.

"Kero! It was nice knowing all of you!"

"I regret not having a relationship with you Sarge!"

"Ku ku ku, those scorpions won't kill you. I lied."

Keroro looked down at the scorpions crawling onto him, they only crawled, nothing else. Their stingers were fluffy, missing the poison point.

"I…I knew that! Wait…what did you say Tama-"

"Enough games! Kululu! What did you do to her?!" Giroro shouted, holding a gun to the yellow Keronian's face.

"Sgt. Major, you had no right to do…whatever you did to the girl! Now what exactly did you do?"

Kululu turned his head to the right in silence. Giroro followed his gaze to see Kikyo in a liquid tank, unconsciously floating vertically.

"So this was your true reason for getting near her! Some sick, twisted fetish of yours?" Giroro accused, pressing the gun to Kululu's cheek.

"Ku ku ku, not this time my dear Corporal~ Although the lack of clothing was not necessary, I figured since you were so rude as to spy on me, I may as well torment you somehow~"

That was enough to set Giroro off, and the gun in his hand. Through the smoke, Giroro left Kululu lying on the ground, writhing in pain as he ran to the tank.

He tapped on the glass, hoping to get her attention, but it was a feeble attempt. A little radio sounded off in his ear, Natsumi's voice came through.

"Red? What's going on down there? Did you find out what the invention was yet?"

"Not yet. It seems that it was some sort of trap."

"Huh? What do you mean?"

"Kikyo's out cold in some liquid container. I kinda blew a fuse and knocked Kululu out so I have no idea how to set her free." he replied shamefully.

Natsumi sighed, "I'll be down there in a minute. Don't do anything rash."

The radio clicked off, leaving Giroro to a moment of silence before turning back to his leader and the private.

"Try to wake him up, Keroro."

"Who's the leader here?! The nerve, giving ME orders-"

Giroro held out his gun again, positioned straight at Keroro's face.

"Um, o-of course I'll try to wake Kululu up!"

"That's better."

He returned to facing the tank, trying to find something that could release her.

Meanwhile, Keroro and Tamama tried waking Kululu up. They smacked him around, shook him, screamed in his ear, but nothing. They were ready to give up.

"Stupid Frog, leave him to me" Natsumi announced as she stormed into the lab. Her anger emanated through her skin as she strode towards the yellow frog. Giroro couldn't help but fall in another love struck phase as he watched his queen.

Grabbing the demon by his head, she brought him to eye level, and then whispered so only he could hear the threat. In an instant he woke up, jumped from her grasp and strode over to the tank.

Everyone stared at her incredulously, wondering what she told him to get him to comply to her wishes.

"Natsumi-dono?"

"Let's just say Saburo owes me a favor which relates to Kululu."

Puzzled by the vague explainition, the attention was drawn back to Kululu who stood near the tank now.

"Ku ku ku, sadly, I cannot release her right now. I'd have to wait until tomorrow."

"What?! And why not now?!" Natsumi shouted.

"It could kill her."

The tension grew, everyone's heart sank at the mention of death.

"What do you mean?!" Giroro barked, ready to hit the Sgt Major.

"Hitting me won't solve anything Corporal. You wanted to see my new invention, well here it is."

"What is it then?" Tamama asked curiously.

"You'll see 24 hours from now, I wouldn't want to spoil the fun~"

"Giroro."

"Yes Natsumi?"

"Shoot him."

"Gladly."

Giroro cocked his gun, aiming, ready to shoot Kululu straight in the face.

"Ku ku ku," he chuckled, hand gripping a plug, "Shoot me, and I pull this plug, killing her in an instant~"

At that, Giroro lowered his gun, glaring at the cretin.
"Dirty trick"

"Oh when have I been known to play fair?"

"He's got a point Giroro…" Keroro chimed in.

Natsumi strode over to the tank, looking over the body within.

"You had to take her clothes off….didn't you?"

"I left the under garments didn't I? Ku ku ku ku~"

"That's still just as bad!"

"Ku ku ku, it's time you all left~ I press!"

As he pressed one of the many red buttons around him, the floor below the four eavesdroppers caved in, sending them down below the lab and illogically to the back yard of the Hinata house.

Kululu sighed, his gazed fell onto the tank before he'd go take a curry bath.
"Tomorrow we see if I'm as much of a genius as I know I am."


Finally updated, sorry this chapter wasn't one of my best :/ Been struggling with major loss of interest in almost all my work .
But hoping the next two chapters for my other stories will turn out better :3