Title: SEGA Household
Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog
Characters: Sonic and Co.
Prompt: #26 - Shower
Pairing: N/A
Warning(s): Light swearing, innuendos, singing hedgehogs, etc.
Disclaimer: I don't own Sonic the Hedgehog, I've just borrowed the characters for a while. I often make them dance for my own amusement.
Summary: Here, have a crack chapter B)

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"I'm taking a shower!" Sonic called out as he left the living room, where the rest of the Sonic cast were fighting over the remote.

"No-one cares." Shadow growled. "Aha!" He grabbed the remote from Knuckles and quickly switched the channel to a gory horror movie.

"Not in this life-time, grandpa!" Sonia punched the other hedgehog in the face, caught the remote as he fell and changed the movie to a rom-com, only for that to be switched to Scrubs by Eggman, who won the remote by kicking Sonia in the back and sending her to the floor.

Sonic left before things could get too bloody.

He grabbed the softest, fluffiest towel from the linen cupboard, climbed the staircase and entered the bathroom, locking the door behind him. Humming to himself, he switched on the shower and took off his socks, shoes and gloves whilst he waited for the water to warm up.

"We can make it, if we all stick together... We won't give up, not ever..." he sang softly as he climbed into the shower.

His voice rose, however, as time went on.

"He was a skater boy, she said 'see you later, boy!'"

By the time he was washing his quills with his beloved 'Spiky Sensation' shampoo, he was bellowing at the top of his lungs without even realising it.

"IF MY VELOCITY STARTS TO MAKE YOU SWEAT, THEN JUST DON'T- LET GO!"

He paused, unable to remember the next line. After a few seconds he shrugged and started to sing another song.

"WELL MAYBE IT'S NOT MY WEEKEND, BUT IT'S GONNA BE MY YEAR!"

And another song.

"ADVENTURE TIME, COME ON GRAB YOUR FRIENDS! WE'RE GOING TO VERY DISTANT LANDS!"

And another.

"I WANT TO BE, MRS NERIMON! SO WE CAN BUILD A LITTLE HOUSE WITH A LAWN!"

And another.

"-AND I AIN'T AFRAID TO SHOW IT! SHOW IT! SHOW IT! I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT!"

And another.

"DON'T WANNA BE, ALL BY MYYYYSELF! DON'T WA- AHHHHHH!"

"I CAN HELP WITH THAT, SONIC!"

The door suddenly exploded inward, making Sonic scream in a very feminine way. Amy stood, breathing heavily in the doorway.

"OH MY GOD AMY I'M SHOWERING." Sonic screeched, desperately attempting to cover himself.

"Sonic, I see you naked all the time." Amy deadpanned. "You don't wear clothes."

"THIS IS DIFFERENT, I'M WET!"

Rouge popped her head in the door-less doorway. "My innuendo senses are tingling. Nice butt, Sonic." she added.

"STOP JOKING AROUND, ROUGE."

"I was being completely serious."

"Stop flirting with him!"

Mephilis walked by, looking irritated. "What are you lesser life forms yelling about?" He stopped short at the sight of Amy growling, Rouge sniggering and Sonic whimpering, deeply regretting placing his towel at the bathroom door instead of in his immediate reach.

"I don't even want to know." Mephilis said, continuing his journey to his bedroom.

Silver, the Chaotix, Manic and Cream approached, attracted by the noise. Espio quickly covered Cream's eyes.

"What's going on here? Who broke the door?" Vector frowned.

"EVERYONE GET OUT!" Sonic wailed. He was ignored. Manic chuckled.

"Wow, bro. Didn't know you had such a nice ass."

"Not helping, bro." Sonic scowled. "I'll be the one laughing when our positions are switched." ("Pfft- positions." Rouge sniggered.)

"I'm not as sensitive as you." Manic countered. He then took off his vest, socks, shoes and gloves and proudly walked into the bathroom in what was the male Mobian definition of streaking.

"I still don't see how he doesn't mind wearing no clothes at all the rest of the time, but freaks out when he's without his gloves and shoes." Amy said.

Tails passed by. "To the Mobian male, their gloves and shoes are what the rest of your clothes are to you, Amy. They feel naked and exposed without them. Unless you're shameless, like Manic." he said without stopping or even looking up from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

"That makes no sense." Amy huffed.

"Maybe not to you, but it does to me." Sonic growled. "Now will everyone GET THE (here he said something which made Cream go "Mr Sonic!") OUT OF THE BATHROOM?!"

Silver watched all this, having not been entirely sure what to do until that point. But once Sonic had finished shouting, he took it upon himself to help his fellow hedgehog, telekinetically pushing everyone out of the bathroom in order to give Sonic some privacy.

"Awwwww..." everyone chorused, having clearly enjoyed Sonic's squirming.

Silver ignored them, levitating the door back into place.

Back in the bathroom, a disgruntled blue hedgehog returned to showering. "The nerve of some people..."

He was silent for a few more moments.

"Don't wanna be, all by myself...Why are you still in here?!"

"Just checking out the butt."

"OUT, ROUGE."

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WHAT'S THAT? ODDS BEEN GONE FOR MONTHS AND ALL SHE BRINGS WHEN SHE COMES BACK IS A TERRIBLY WRITTEN CRACK CHAPTER SHE WROTE AT THREE IN THE MORNING?

Yup.

Sorry about that.

School's been working me like a dog, since I've got about three important exams coming up, and my internets still really freaky :( Also, Writer's Block. I'm having a LOT of trouble with that. Thanks for being so patient though :) Leave a review if ya want.