The Cave of Peridot
Last time- They just left the Cave of Amethyst. Gemly- Where to now elf? Sparkles- The next location is the Cave of Pe- From there our adventure continues! Yay!
The Cave of Peridot
Sparkles- The Cave of Peridot
Gemly- The Cave of Peridot?
Sparkles- Yes the Cave of Peridot
Gemly- What's there elf?
Sparkles- Not sure Gemly
Gemly- WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW?! I BET YOU DO SO SPILL IT!
Sparkles- Gemly you need to calm down… we'll find out what's there when we get there; It shouldn't be long now.
Gemly- SIGH... Fine... WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT SHOULDN'T BE LONG NOW?!
Sparkles- That's exactly what I mean, it won't be long now until we reach the cave and-
Gemly-Gulp, gulp, gulp, BWURP!
Sparkles- WHERE DID YOU GET THAT WINE FROM?!
Gemly- WHAT'S IT TO YOU ELF?!
Sparkles- LET ME GUESS YOU HAVE A LOT MORE WINE ON YOU DON'T YOU?!!
Gemly- AGAIN! WHAT'S IT TO YOU ELF?!
Sparkles- YOU'RE GOING TO BE DRUNK! BESIDES EVEN WHEN DRUNK I STILL KNOW YOU KNOW MANNERS LIKE SAYING "EXCUSE ME!!" YOU BEING DRUNK SHOULD BE AN IMPROVEMENT BUT IT'S NOT! I'M NOT GOING TO STAND FOR A DWARF THAT'S DRUNK!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~THWACK! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*************So with that said Sparkles finished their trip to the cave by dragging an unconscious Gemly all the way there****************************************
********************At the cave's entrance the dwarf began to stir***************
Gemly- Ugh... he elf where are we?
Sparkles- We are at the entrance of the cave; I've gathered the mementos from here already, and the peridots are beautiful, you can go in and take a look around, but I want you to be quick and come back out, you just woke from being drunk, so I wouldn't be surprised if I had to help you... you know… with you being dizzy and somewhat sober… All I can say is that YOU'LL NEVER LEARN! I HOPE ONE DAY YOU'LL LEARN YOUR LESSON WHEN IT COMES TO BEING DRUNK YOU CRAZY INSANE DWARF! Now go on in and enjoy the beautiful and very wonderous site.
Gemly- Yeah, yeah alright, alright
**************************Gemly enters********
Gemly- WOW! EVERYTHING IS! A… different shade of green…
**************************He exits the cave******************************
Gemly- I don't like it very much elf!
Sparkles- Why Gemly! It's not because its all green is it?
Gemly- So that's why you're all happy?
Sparkles- Yep! Let me guess you want to leave now don't you?! You want to go to the next location now huh?
Gemly- Yes I do, so if you're using the nasty green cave as a punishment you are a very EVIL ELF! So where to now elf?!
Sparkles- How about asking in a nice tone of voice hmm?
Gemly- FINE! So where to now elf?
Sparkles- That's better… and the next location is the Cave of A-
TO BE CONTINUED!
So what do you think good or bad? Do you think Gemly will ever learn his lesson on drinking? For Sparkles' sake I hope so. Drinking is wrong… it's very bad… as you can see from Gemly's experience… all you'll end up getting is a painful THWACK! To your head… that is if someone who truly cares for you and isn't drunk is around to teach a lesson like Sparkles! Poor elf… I feel bad for him for having to put up with such crazy nonsense… but I guess this would be my fault too huh? TEEHEE! Well REVIEWS PLEASE!!! THEY ARE ALWAYS TREASURED AND LOVED! Until next chapter! HOPED YOU ENJOYED!
