It's Beyond Me
Chapter 9
Surprise, Surprise
A few hours later
The Rookie Nine were a wreck, even Neji and Tenten, they had to lock Abuni in the closet.
Naruto was eating ramen, some cold azz ramen, while drinking some ice water coffee, he had bags under his eyes, his hair was now a pale blond, a complete mess and his skin was slightly pale as well. Hands shaking, forget ghost, he looked like a fricken zombie from icy hell.
"Kami… Why me… I must have been on crack or something, cuz drugs must have stopped me from thinking when I said I would have more than two kids" he said groggily
"That's nothing, at least you don't have 8 kids" Neji said starting to fall asleep
Riko came up to him "eight? Is that what my parents told you? Cause my mom and dad have fourteen kids"
fourteen…
Fourteen…
FOURTEEN!!???!!
" What do you mean fourteen kids!!?? Where are the rest?!!" Neji shot up, looking like Naruto does when people steal his ramen.
" My Mom and Dad, just like the others who went with them, are picking up them after the ball" Tenten was now leaning on Neji's shoulder, both not caring, wimpering, Neji just putting his face in his hands muffling a yell.
"What was I thinking!!??!" he raised his hands in the air brazenly, now stressed out.
Meanwhile Hinata was on the couch now eating the Curry of Life, trying to keep herself sane…
Like that's going to work.
Ino was on the floor passed out
Shikamaru sitting on the couch like nobody was home in his head…
He looked up at the ceiling " What have I done to deserve this!"
Lee was though enjoying this and starting to scare the kids, until Jin knocked him out
"Why not? It might knock some sense of sanity into him" they all nodded
Hinata just lay on the ground exhausted
Sasuke was chanting continuously to himself "I've been cursed, I've been cursed, I've been cursed…"
Sakura along with him
Everybody else was just as messed up…
Pray for the rookie nine… cuz they sure prayin' for themselves…
A/N: I know, I know, you wanted the babysitting scenes, but I had to put this in here, and I couldn't think of any babysitting things, but I will try to make it up to you guys!! Ideas, Ideas, give me Ideas, I just might get inspired!!
