Frank's POV
"JESUS CHRIST RAY GRAB GARRETT WOULD YOU?!" I shouted at Ray who, for the record, was really bad at babysitting. Well, honestly, he would probably be okay at it if it wasn't these kids. Garrett was currently scaling the living room bookcase. Just as I was shouting at Ray a flash of orange flew past me.
"MIKEY, CATCH AIDEN!" I shouted while running after Brendon who was running full speed away from me and towards the TV screeching something like 'TELETUBBIES NOW NOW NOW!'.
"WHERE IS SHE?" Mikey shouted back having just clipped Ash into a bouncer.
"SHE'S RIDING BANDIT!"
He was off like a shot, considering this wasn't exactly a new thing...
"GOT HER!" He shouted 2 minutes later. Mikey quickly strapped her into a highchair and shoved a sippy cup on her tray, "WHERE THE HELL ARE ALICIA AND JAMIA?!"
"HERE!" Ali yelled from upstairs. They must have had Paige. A loud crash emminated from the bookcase and I turned to see Garrett 'Crasher' Way chucking stuff to the ground as he continued to climb.
"DAMMIT RAYMOND! GRAB THAT TODDLER ALREADY!" I commanded, scooping Brenny Boy up and fixing him into a baby swing in the Play room. On my way downstairs I passed Jamia and Alicia trying to get Paige into a dress.
"It's not going to work guys," I said to them on my way past the Nursery.
"It was worth a try," Jammy replied.
I laughed and caught sight of the time and was brickin' it.
"GUYS WE HAVE 10 MINUTES TILL THE SPAWN BREEDERS GET HOME!" I shouted over the banister and was greeted with a chorus of 'SHIT's.
"RIGHT!" I yelled, "JAMIA GET AIDEN, ALICIA GET PAIGE, MIKEY GET BRENDON, I'LL GET ASH AND RAY FOR FUCK'S SAKE GET GARRETT DOWN FROM THERE!"
It was like a hurricane of clothes and toddlers. Everyone was trying to get their assigned toddler looking presentable for when Bert, Bells, Gerard and Lindsey got home from their final exams. They were a year behind from having the squiggles so the rest of us have already graduated. Including Mikey and Alicia because they skipped grades. Smart arses.
Somehow we were able to get all five toddlers sitting on the couch behaving. Mikey had Brendon in a fresh green top and his old shorts from this morning, Ray had eventually gotten Garrett down and changed into non-ripped up clothes, I got Ash into a tutu ignoring Ali and Jamia's protests, Jammy got Aiden away from the dog and into clean drool free jeans and top and after a long fight with Alicia, Paige had her way and was dressed in a Rolling Stones top and adorably small Ramones hoodie. They were currently all whispering between themselves. For 2 and a half yr olds they were extremely smart and I'm sure they actually plotted how to make babysitting them an almost impossible feat. But the moment 'Mummy and Daddy' were there they were fucking angels. It looked like they had come to a decision about something and were now counting down to whatever... 3...2...1.
"SPONGEBOB!" They shouted at the top of their lungs at the same time. It. Was. Deafening.
"OKAY OKAY!" Mikey shouted over the chants of the Squiggles. He rushed over to the TV and put The Spongebob Movie on.
As if on cue, Bert, Bells, Lindsey and Gerard walked in the front door and the Squiggles went running towards their parents.
"Were you good for your Uncles and Aunties?" Lindsey cooed to them. The reply was a chorus of "Yes Mummy" and "Yes auntie Windsey". What. Lying. Little. Gremlins.
"Were they?" Gerard asked for confirmation.
"Just feckin' Peachy." I replied. Bells gave me death glares.
"Frankenstein! watch your language around the kids!" She said, with added staring daggers.
"Yeah yeah Bellatrix." More glares. Sheesh if looks could kill. Brendon turned around and gave me a smug smile. The git. I just stuck my tongue out at him. I'm 19 yet I'm probably about as mature as the kids in front of me. Suddenly Jamia jumped on my back and kissed my cheek. I turned my head to kiss her properly earning a lot of "ewww"s and "Icky"s. I giggled and set my Monkey down and pecked her on the cheek before running full force at the kids and snatching them all up in my arms and running through the house, out the back door, into the back garden and onto the huge trampoline. Once they were all on i launched myself off and zipped up the net.
"UNCO SMEWY!" Aiden shouted, unable to pronounce 'uncle' properly.
"Just bounce there for a while okay?" I asked.
"Otay Unco Smewy," Garrett answered before attempting to climb the netting surrounding the trampoline.
I smiled and walked back inside, hugging Jamia from behind, burying my face in the crook of her shoulder and rocking gently from side to side.
"So," Jamia said, rocking with me, "What'd you do with the kids?"
"Chucked them on the trampoline," she laughed at my little stunt.
"How'd you do on the exam?" Alicia asked after attaching herself to Mikey's back.
"Good, good, I'm just..." Bells said before collapsing on the couch and falling asleep.
"Huh, she said she was sleepy, I didn't think she was that tired," Lindsey said, "Bert, be a dear and lay her down in your bed." And Bert complied, soon walking back upstairs, since she had moved back into her basement bedroom this time with Bert.
"Uh guys," Mikey said worriedly, "It's raining,"
"Can't we just throw a tarp over them?" I groaned.
"NO!" Gerard shouted, "GO GET THE KIDS!"
"Fine," I mumbled. Speedily, I ran outside, unzipped the net, let the kids run out and into the house, went on the trampoline, retrieved Garrett from halfway up the net and ran back inside.
"I win," I stated. I looked down at the five shivering kids and frowned.
"You left them outside, You sort them out," Lindsey informed me.
"Bu-" I started.
"No Buts, They're your problem for now."
"Shit," I said under my breath.
"Shit?" oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck.
"SHIT!" Brendon started shouting and the others were fast to follow.
Fuck my life.
A/N: yes, I skipped 2 and a half years but there would be no point in doing those year because it would just get repetitive. Also I recently realized that I swear life a sailor, I'll try and stop... lol jk. I could never not swear xD
I forgot to mention this before but RIP Mitch Lucker x
~oxBB
