9. Fashion Sense

"Minion, I've been meaning to ask you something."

Minion looked up at the brunette sitting across from him. "Anything Ms. Ritchi."

"Well, I was wondering," said Roxanne, "why did you let him put spikes on all his clothes? I mean, I know he likes them, but didn't you think they were overkill?"

"Well Ms. Ritchi," said the fish, "Sir said he wanted something that made him look intimidating. It was a challenge because, no offense, Sir isn't very intimidating. But then I thought of something. Spikes. They could easily intimidate anyone who could be easily intimidated. But for those who weren't, like you, they could see what wasn't so intimidating under the spikes, and maybe get to know Sir."

"Huh," said Roxanne, "That actually makes sense."

Minion smiled. "Let's just say I got the inspiration from a friend of mine."