Clearly I haven't been all too successful at updating this story,
and I apologize for that. I've actually given custody of this little
fanfic to my friend Jes and you'll be able to get to her via name:

My Lady Jes or her main number thingamabob - 794428

She's going to be restarting the fic from the beginning and I
can assure you that she's a fantastic writer and it'll be nicely
done. I'll be retiring from , at least writing - for now that
is. She says she'll have the first chapter up before Friday the
11th, so follow her or whatever. It's supposed to be called
"I'm In Love With A Stripper", so be on the look out!