Stupid fanfiction Document Manager. Had to do this stupid chatper TWICE because the dumb website decided to screw up on me. Now I'm not in a good mood, so sorry if this chapter is lacking. I'm not good at making fun while mad. :(
Chapter 9: Interlude 2: Eddy's Song of Singfulness
BTW: This song is somewhat not funny, buy I'll promise the next chapter turns out much funnier
Double D questioned why Plank would keep them from reverting the world. "Why is Plank doing this?
"BABY! BABY! BABY! YOOOOOOOOUUU ARE, BABY, BABY, BABY! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUU FAIL! BABY, BABY, BABY IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WANT, TO EAT BABIES, BABIES" Eddy randomly sang.
Ed raised his one eyebrow. "Okay..." He looked back at Mr. Imanidiot. "What do we do?"
Mr. Imanidiot sighed. "I am not sure, young one. It won't be long now until the missing hat effect is permanent."
"How long will it be?" Double D asked.
"... 2, 3 hours tops."
"..."
"..."
"... Well okay. But should we attack Plank's citadel of something?"
"GOOD IDEA ED!" Eddy yelled at the top of his lungs. He yelled so loud it caused the moon to crash into the sun because it was so annoyed. "MR. PLANK DOOD, YOU GATHER UP THE CITIZENS AND HELP US RAID PLANK'S CASTLE! US EDS WILL RUSH IN DURING THE ONSLAUGHT, AND DEFEAT PLANK! And then, we'll all have a picinic and look back on this and say 'What happened?'"
Eddy randomly walked onto a stage. Another several thousand planks watch the show.
"E'hem." Eddy cleared his voice. "I know it looks like the end of everything, but how's about we try to have fun one last time before we storm Plank's evil Citadel of evilness?"
WARNING: SOMEWHAT SERIOUS SONG COMING UP
Eddy's song began slow. Double D slowly played his guitar, while Ed softly tapped the cymbals on his drums. Eddy sighed, and sang in a peaceful voice. His voice sounded so majestic, that some random guy in Asia was crying tears that caused the Nile River.
Verse 1
It all started on one afternoon.
We were all nobodies.
I never really knew.
What it would be like.
What it would be like,
Fighting off rangers
and squids of great might.
Now our world's in danger.
We swore to protect
This precious planet we live in.
We are gonna become rejects.
But we must save this world we reside in.
Yeah...
Yeah...
Yeah...
Chrous intro
The world had been our oyster.
The world had been our home.
This world had been our, paradise.
And I'm not gonna let that go, go, go, go, go!
The song sped up, but not by a whole lot. Now Double D started playing more freely, and Ed started to slam harder on his drums. Eddy, while singing louder and a bit deeper, still had his angelic voice.
Chorus
As meteors, rained from the sky! (from the sky...)
We will storm that citadel tonight! (Tonight...)
Well never back down from this fight! (From this fight...)
We'll make it through alright! (Through alright...)
We'll lose many of our own kind! (our own kind...)
It's all good, for they will find! (they will find...)
Salivation for mankind! (manking...)
Because this will war begins tonight! (begins tonight...)
Verse 2
I'd love to stay, and chitchat.
Please don't cry, mother
Mom, we're goin' away, and might not come back.
But mother, please, don't bother.
Crying because I'm gonna fight
Gonna save this world, once more
For everything I know is right.
That's why I'm walkin' out of the door...
Yeah...
Yeah...
Yeah...
Chrous intro
The world had been our oyster.
The world had been our home.
This world had been our, paradise.
And I'm not gonna let that go, go, go, go, go!
Chorus
As meteors, rained from the sky! (from the sky...)
We will storm that citadel tonight! (Tonight...)
Well never back down from this fight! (From this fight...)
We'll make it through alright! (Through alright...)
We'll lose many of our own kind! (our own kind...)
It's all good, for they will find! (they will find...)
Salivation for mankind! (manking...)
Because this will war begins tonight! (begins tonight...)
The song started to slow down again. Eddy's voice was barely a whisper, but kept it holiness of his voice.
Bridge
Fate is on our side
Tonight, everything will turn out alright.
This evil being doesn't make me ride
The train out of town all night.
Eddy's voice became louder
Fate is on our side
Tonight, everything will turn out alright.
This evil being doesn't make me ride
The train out of town all night.
All niiiiiiiight!
Double D started playing a guitar solo with his pure awesomeness. His awesomeness was so awesome, the guitar started to levitate and played itself. Double D proceeded to grab a book and read
Alright (YEAH YEAH!) Alright (YEAH YEAH!) Alright (YEAH YEAH!) Alright (YEAH! YEAH!)
Chorus
As meteors, rained from the sky! (from the sky...)
We will storm that citadel tonight! (Tonight...)
Well never back down from this fight! (From this fight...)
We'll make it through alright! (Through alright...)
We'll lose many of our own kind! (our own kind...)
It's all good, for they will find! (they will find...)
Salivation for mankind! (mankind...)
Because this will war begins tonight! (begins tonight...)
Double D took his guitar, and smashed Eddy's head in. "YES! I FEEL SO ALIVE!"
Mr. Imanidiot walked up to Double D. "Good job. We'll attack the citadel soon. Tonight, Plank's kingdom will fall. And then, we'll eat cheese. And then after that, we'll shoot lasers. And then-"
"I GET IT!" Double D yelled.
"Oh... okay."
Well this was really lacking in my opinion. Not really funny, but oh well. I'm sure the next chapter will be much funnier.
PS: ZOMBIES! THEY FOLLOW ME EVERYWHERE. Well, at least in your world. :D
