"It's the Totally Tidy Show with Mr. Drippy! With special guests Sly Cooper! Rayman! And Esther! And now...HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'SSSSSSSSSSSSSS Drippy!"
Jazzy and the Fabulous Fairy Four played Mr. Drippy's theme song as Drippy hopped up to his chair.
"Boy we're gonna have a flippin' tidy show, ent it!" Drippy said. "Sly Cooper will be here tonight! Rayman will be here as well. And then Esther will be here. But first, mind if I tell a few jokes? Apparently Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles received 19% approval rating. Just goes to show you can teach an old dog new tricks, but you can't teach Michael Bay to direct. And apparently the most expensive high-end restaurant in Hamelin is getting a lot of flack for getting a C Average grade from the department of Health and Hygeine. And Patrons are rather upset about it. The rats have to make reservations months in advance. Now, I wish to be serious for a minute. I'm devastated about the suicide of Robin Williams. If I may, I want to say a few words. Williams showed me and others how to be happy and how to make others smile and laugh. He was a wonderful man and he will surely be missed."
The audience clapped in agreement.
"Anywhoozits, let's get out ouer first guest, who will hopefully STEAL youer attention. Please welcome Sly Cooper!" Mr. Drippy said.
The audience clapped and cheered for everyone's favorite Raccoon Thief. Sly Cooper waved to the audience as he walked on stage. Sly Cooper shook hands with Mr. Drippy and then sat down in the guests chair.
"Good evening, Sly!" Drippy greeted.
"Hey there, Mr. Drippy!" Sly greeted back.
"How have ye been?" Drippy asked.
"Good. Good. And you?" Sly asked.
"Just Tidy, mun!" Drippy replied.
"So what have ye been up to?" Drippy asked.
"I'm working on a fifth installment in the series, but I can't go into details, but it starts out with me in Ancient Egypt." Sly answered.
"Ah, Tidy!" Drippy answered. "Now then, did you enjoy starring in Playstation All-Stars Battle Royale?"
"Absolutely! I liked working with Kratos, and I got along well with Ratchet." Sly said.
"What have you and youer pals been during in the meantime?" Mr. Drippy asked.
"Well, my buddy Murray is back into Pro-Wrestling, Bentley is doing more of his computer stuff, Dmitri has a reality TV Show about Scuba Diving now, and Carmelita...Well...Carmelita went back to her police work. But I think she misses me more than anyone." Sly answered sadly.
"Aaaah I see." Drippy said, feeling the awkward silence.
"Oh, is that youer cane? I've never seen it in person." Drippy said.
"Yes it is." Sly answered.
"Can I...Can I hold it?" Drippy asked.
"Well, I guess so..." Sly answered.
With that, Sly lent his cane to Drippy, who 'ooooooed' and 'aaaaaahhhhhed' as he shifted it around in his hands and rubbed one hand over the hook.
"That's a real beaut, ent it. You must've stolen a proper large amount of loot with this." Drippy praised.
"More than you can imagine. That cane has been my best friend since 2002." Sly answered.
"Tidy! Well thank you for comin' on the show, mun!" Drippy said.
"Thank you for having me." Sly replied.
"That's it for tonight, everybody~ See you tomorrow!" Drippy announced.
Mr. Drippy and Sly Cooper shook hands one last time for the night.
"That was Sly Cooper, everybody! Stay tuned for more antics!" Drippy said.
Tonight's Episode of the Totally Tidy Show with Mr. Drippy brought to you in part by Grunty Industries: Bears are allowed, but not welcome.
"Welcome back to the show, everybody! My next guest made it surprisingly far for not having an limbs...Please welcome everyone's favorite Rabbit hunter...RAYMAN!"
The audience clapped for Rayman as Rayman walked on stage. Rayman shook hands with Mr. Drippy and then sat down in the guest's chair.
"Hello, Rayman. How are ye this evening?" Mr. Drippy asked."
"I'm pretty good. And you?" Rayman answered.
"Can't complain." Drippy answered.
"Anyways, what is youer favorite game you ever starred in?" Drippy asked.
"Probably Rayman 2: The Great Escape." Rayman answered.
"What have you been working on lately?" Mr. Drippy asked.
"Rayman Origins and Rayman Legends." Rayman answered proudly.
"How has Murphy been feeling?" Mr. Drippy asked.
"Oh, you know...He's been his usual lazy, hungry self." Rayman said with a chuckle.
"Ah, I see. Now then, one last question: Why don't you have any limbs?" Mr. Drippy asked.
"Uuuuhhhh, I...I never ate my vegetables." Rayman said.
"I see...Well thanks for comin' on the show mun!" Mr. Drippy said.
"Thanks for having me, Mr. Drippy!" Rayman said.
Rayman and Drippy shook hands one last time.
"That was Rayman, everybody! Stick around, because we have more to come!" Mr. Drippy declared.
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"Welcome back, everybody! My last guest for tonight is the talented Musician and Familiar breeder Esther! Come on out, me girl!" Mr. Drippy called out.
Esther waved to the audience as they clapped and cheered for her. Esther and Mr. Drippy stood up and hugged each other before sitting back down to talk.
"Hello, Esther! It's been too flippin' long! How are ye?" Mr. Drippy greeted.
"I'm wonderful. And you?" Esther greeted back.
"Just tidy!" Drippy said.
"So, what have ye been up to, what with the world being saved and all?" Drippy asked.
"Well, I followed my dream to become a famous Familiar Breeder, and in my spare time I help my father with his Babana Stand." Esther answered.
"That-a girl!" Drippy praised.
"So how has Gogo been doing?" Drippy asked thoughtfully.
"Splendidly! Gogo! Come on out, boy!" Esther said.
Esther's Electrongo happily hopped out of Esther's chest and jumped up and down squacking.
"So, Gogo, how've ye ben doing lately?" Drippy asked.
Gogo lifted his baton in the air and did a pirouette twirl. Drippy smiled.
"How often do you make music nowadays?" Drippy asked.
"I only sing now for the people that really mean something to me. It's a special talent, so I reserve it for special people." Esther answered.
"Rumor on the street is somebody saw you performing with Swaine." Drippy teased.
Esther proceeded to whack Drippy upside his head with her harp. Gogo then froze Drippy in place with his Ice Breath. A few minutes later, Drippy thawed out.
"Sorry about that, Esther. Anyway, thanks for coming on and for being a tidy sport!" Drippy said.
"Thank you for having me and I forgive you, Drippy." Esther replied.
"That's it for tonight, everybody! Come back tomorrow!" Drippy said.
End of Episode.
