A/N: I just thought of this chapter after the one before it. Thanks for the reviews guys! I've said it a million times before, and I'll say it again, YOU GUYS ROCK SOCKS!
Special Note: I'm dedicating this chapter to my BFF Bookvampire02. She just got chicken pox and that really sucks! Get better Maddy! I send you virtual cookies! They have chocolate chips in them!
This chapter is the same time as Chapter 8. This is what Emmett was doing while Alice and Jasper were having their moment.
Disclaimer: The skunk is mine! That's it though..Man!
Chapter 9 – Laundry Can Give Ideas
Emmett's POVAfter the Febreeze fight with Jasper I was really really really mad! Though I think I handled it in a mature way! I stormed upstairs to mine and Rosalie's room and started thinking of ways to get back at stupid, Febreeze – loving Jasper!
I started writing down ways to annoy the snot out of him. I could hide all of his clothes so he'd be stuck in his boxers all day! Brilliant! Wait…no, he'd probably think to look anywhere I'd hide them! Ooo! I know! I'd buy a llama on the internet and stick it in the back of his truck! No. I can't afford a llama. Or I could tell him that Alice and Jacob Black got married secretly. No. Then I'd have Alice and a bunch of Jacob fan girls mad at me (A/N: Yes! I'd be very, very, mad! I feel the werewolf claws coming out!)
As I was discussing the possibilities with myself, Rosalie came into the room with a basket of clean clothes.
" I really wish you'd learn to do your own laundry! I'm not your maid you know! And…" Her words turned to blahs in my mind. It feels like we go through the same routine every single day. I'm telling any guys out there, NEVER GET MARRIED UNLESS YOU FEEL LIKE SELF – TORTURE! Seriously, it the same thing! " Do your laundry!" Or, " Pick up your socks you filthy animal!" Though, after a while, you learn to ignore it.
" Emmett Cullen! Are you listening to a word I'm saying?" Rosalie questioned. This woman makes me feel like I'm on Cops!
" You were saying something about a mutant sheep right?" I asked.
She rolled her eyes, " Never mind. I don't know why I waste my time."
She threw the clothes on the bed and started to put them away.
" Is Edward's smell contagious?" She asked.
" Why?"
" Because your clothes smell like they went through a garbage dump!"
" Really?"
" Yeah. Luckily we had extra- strength bleach." She praised.
" Bleach?" I wondered out loud.
" Yeah. It works wonders. If you did the laundry you'd know that!" She said.
A bunch of thoughts went through my head at once. Most had something to do with a monkey dancing and clanking symbols together, but that's not the point! The point was that Bleach might be an answer.
I shot up and ran towards the door.
" Where are you going in such a hurry?" Rose asked.
" I just had a brain spasm!' I informed.
" Oh no! Do I have to get the funnel again?" She groaned.
" No. It's not like the last time. I think for the first time in my life, I actually have a semi-smart idea!"
Rosalie looked at the ceiling, " There is truly a God that heals eternal wounds!"
" I gotta go Rosie! Love you!"
Rosalie looked at the ceiling again as I left, " Thank you for your miracle!"
I ran out to the garage at lightning fast vampire speed! I found the bucket we had used earlier and headed back inside. I went into the laundry room. It was like a winter wonderland in there! There was stuff called soap, and fabric softener with a cute little bear on it! I looked for the Bleach. When I found it, I headed back out to the yard. I twisted the cap off the bottle and started pouring the Bleach into the bucket. The Bleach smelled kind of funky, it would take a while to get used to.
That's when Jasper walked outside…..
A/N: I really like this chapter! I hope you guys do to! REVIEW! I AM A WEREWOLF WITH CLAWS REMEMBER. And fresh baked cookies! :)
