A/N: So I'm back home *sighs* and I'll try and update quickly! But I still have homework, annoying brother who insists on getting on the comp, and the fact that I might starve since we currently have NO food! :O


Yo! Welcome to another Moony and Padfoot's Advice Column.

Question 35 comes from imSiriuslyLupin4you

HEY! HOW COME ELLIOT GETS A "REMUS LUPIN'S LOOPY FANGIRL SUBSCRIPTION" TOO? AND I ONLY GET A "SIRIUS BLACK'S SIRIUSLY OBSESSED FANGIRLS SUBSCRIPTION"? DO YOU LIKE THEM MORE THAN ME? ? ?

That's it... I like Padfoot more than Moony... he's nicer..

Moony-Uh…I'm sorry? And I also have to disagree with you Sirius is a bit shallow sometimes.

Padfoot- Nu uh!

Moony- Yah huh!

So you're saying that you would be considered gorgeous since Sirius is dating you?

Moony-*flusters* I-I didn't mean that!

Padfoot- Wait I thought we weren't "going" out…

Moony- Yeah! Yup exactly we aren't going out!

Whateves…

Moony- I'm sorry you like him more *hands you Remus Lupin's Loopy Fangirls Club subscription*

Question 36 comes from Bleughqu The-human-robot

Hi guys! My name is Megan (gasp! Somebody on the internet said their name! Kick her out!) I would like to congratulate you on the success of your advice column/show.

Padfoot- Hi Megan! *waves frantically*

Moony- Hello, I think it's nice you trust us with your real name ^_^

Padfoot- Our advice column is successful?

Moony- I guess so…

As a reward, you BOTH have been selected to join the oblivious club of gay lovers, under the special denying branch. We think you will do well there.

Padfoot- Uh actually me and Moony aren't-

Don't you dare say it!

Padfoot- NOT GAY!*flees*

Damn catman taught him how to flee!

Question time: which cake is the yummiest cake EVER?

Padfoot- Simple a Remus flavored cake!

Moony- That isn't a flavor!

Padfoot- Fine a Black flavored cake.

Moony- Um again that isn't a flavor…

Padfoot- : (

Moony- The yummiest cake ever is a two tiers chocolate cake ^_^

Well that was an easy answer. I like red velvet *drools*

Oh and um... What would you say is the best way to abduct a canine marauder? Particularly one that enjoys sharing my chocolate as we read together in the summer sun. Not that I have anybody in mind... obviously. (shifty eyes)

Padfoot- That sounds an awful lot like Moony…

Moony- That is me you daft dog!

Padfoot- What another kidnapper? My Gods these girls Moony they'll be the death of me!

Moony- True dat.

Talking ghetto now Remus?

Moony- No that was a typo!

Oh…Okay :D

Moony- -_- So I'm sorry to say Megan but I can't give you any advice to kidnap me. *Sympathy cake? :D*

Padfoot- You could borrow him for a day though… as long as you give him back! And I accompany you during your time with him.

Love you guys! (oh and Sirius? Can you hex Absorbed for me please? There's a dear)

Moony & Padfoot- Absorbed?

Wormtail- Wait*pants* wait!

Moony & Padfoot & Lizard- PETER?

Wormtail- *huffs* Li-Lizard you told me to…to remind you that she meant Snape!

Oh yeah thanks traitor now get out *kicks Wormtail out*

Padfoot- Okay that was random…But I'd be delighted too!

Moony- Yeah he and James practically do it every day.

Mean…I actually like Snape.

Padfoot- EWWW!You can't like Snape no one can!

-_-…

Question 37 comes from So Fly like a 3-6

Love this story update soon

Moony- That uh wasn't a question…

Padfoot- Yeah…

Shut up at least people say they love you be grateful!

Padfoot- Whoa is it someone's time of the month already?

*blush* SIRIUS! You aren't supposed to know that!

Padfoot- Why not I won't tell the Ministry on you.

What?

Padfoot- You know that you're a werewolf.

Moony- You thought she was a werewolf?

Padfoot-*nods* Oh and so is Lily I heard her talking about it to her friends. In fact most girls talk about it…Merlin they must all be werewolves!

Moony & Lizard- -_-

*hands you an update right now*

Question 38 comes from elliot and sasuke

Elliot: Woohoo Moony doesn't hate me.-does a happy I got free subscription to Moony's fanclub.-continues happy dance-.I love you Moony and no Sirius you don't have to be jealous or threaten me, I'm not going to take Moony away from you. I already accepted the fact Moony belongs to you Padfoot but if you insist on not being gay or together then...Anyway love you all the same Moony.

Moony- This is the…*counting in head* 28th time someone told me they loved me!

Padfoot- This is my 67th! :D

Moony- -_-

Padfoot- I'm so popular! :D

Moony- God you're like the girl at school everyone hated to love.

Padfoot- Eh?

Moony- Never mind :D

The Erumpent Horn but instead of a bro I have a sis and her screeching puts your mother to shame Sirius. Yes it's that bad. I have fantasized about ripping out her vocal cords and chopping it to pieces. But alas I can't do that because I have a X-factor, my mom.T_ she found out I did something like that she will skin me alive with a paper napkin, chop my flesh to pieces, sell my body organs and feed whatever remains of me to the nearest dog available. the earmuffs imsiriuslylupinforyu gave me helped. But any suggestions you have?

Padfoot- *puts away the earmuffs he was about to give to you* …Dang…

Moony- o_O Wow your mom sure is creative…

Padfoot- Duct tape? *holds up a roll*

Moony- No Padfoot! *smacks roll out of his hand*Well we did mention distracting them before they begin to cry just find something your sister really likes and distract her like that.

Padfoot- Yeah I remember little Regulus used to love this one rattle shaped like a snitch.

Moony- And you used it to distract him?

Padfoot- No! I broke it into pieces when that measly boy ruined my hair with his sticky fingers.

Moony- Oh…

Padfoot- *secretly hands you duct tape*

Moony- Padfoot…-_=

Question 39 comes from catman

-hands back James- you can has him back...all he whines about is Lily potter, hell I wanted to kill them both...

Moony- He is a whiner.

Padfoot- Mate are you alright?

Prongs-*dusts himself off* Yeah I had a nice time. And I was about to finish my latest plot to capture my amor!

Moony- No wonder she gave you back…

Prongs-*ignores Moony*I'm going to the dormitory now. PEACE!

Padfoot- Bye James! Wait-did you say you wanted to kill them both?

Moony- o_O

OH! HURRICANE IRENE IS COMING TO MY TOWN...should I save my valuables, or my porn stories of you two, I choose number two, there's some stories that...wow. Heh...whooo! -flees-

Padfoot- I'm on porn? When did that happen?

Moony- She fled the scene again *sighs*

Don't worry I'll capture her*runs after her with a I might survive a natural disaster cake*

Question 40 comes fromAndraste Straton

Um, hi, I just wanted to ask you, since I have a code word when me and my friends see a fit guy we say 'chocolate'...is this the same concept with you when you say you love chocolate, and is it a reference specifically to Sirius or to the fit guys you know you want in general?

Moony- Uh no when I see a chocolate I say chocolate. When I see a hot guy I say 'I'd hit that!' but only in my mind *blushes*

Padfoot- Moony you so cute!

Moony- Well I try…*modesty blush*

Padfoot- Well when I see a hot guy I say 'Hell-oooo Smexy!'

Moony- We know—you call that out to me every day…-_-

Ah ha! So you admit it! You are hot!

Moony- No I'm not!

Liar! Also you have to answer the second part of the question.

Moony- Well its mostly at hot guys in gen-

Padfoot- *le gasp* MOONY!

Moony- Calm down you know I'm loyal to you.*hands you a chocolate and a poster of Gary Oldman (hot guy?)*

Question 41 comes fromLadyMarauderYoung

Thanks for the advice guys! I'm starting new classes this year so I can make new friends. About the coffee...yeah, I don't drink it. I'll try energy drinks.

Padfoot- But coffee is yummy!

Moony- Glad you appreciate my advice.

Padfoot- Energy drinks are okay I guess…and Moony were you gloating?

Moony- Maybe ;D

I think I'm going to go and read now; it's a story about these guys called the Marauders! One's chasing a girl who hates him, one has no back bone and the other two are in a secret relationship! *wink wink*

Padfoot- Hey that's kind of like us!

Moony- *sarcasm intended* No really?

Ah ha I got you again you two are in a secret relationship! Admit it!

Moony- No-

Admit it!

Padfoot- We are-

Admit it!

Moony & Padfoot- FINE!

Ah see doesn't that feel good?

Padfoot- Actually it does…*pulls Moony in for a French kiss*

Moony- Mmph!

*nosebleeds and faints*


Yes it's true Moony and Padfoot admitted itmaybe we'll get some more action next time!