Ok so this is a new chapter now I figured out what was causing my writers block, a lack of passion. Let me start you off with a disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy X or any of it characters Square-Enix does I've got a serious case of writer's block I, mean I know what I wanna write but it just wont come out the way I want.

"…" I didn't answer him instead I changed the subject "Maybe we should make our way to the temple so Yuna can get the new aeon"

"Right" Yuna agreed. We made our way inside the temple where Wakka bent down in front of High Summoner Ohalland's statue and began to pray. I did the same but not to Yevon cause y'know I'm not into the whole idolism thing...

"Lord Ohalland guide us" Tidus did the Yevon bow too. It was then that that scantily clad whore Dona came into the temple. For the most part I ignored her for I knew who she was already and what her game was about.

"And who are you?" she sneered at Yuna which made her look even more unpleasant than she already did.

"I am Yuna I have journeyed as a summoner from Besaid." She introduced herself to the "whore"

"So, you're High Summoner Braska's daughter. That's quite a name to live up to. My, my, my... And all these people are your guardians? My, what a rabble! As I recall, Lord Braska had only two guardians. Quality over quantity, my dear. Whatever were you thinking? I have need of only one guardian. Right, Barthello?"

And like the little dog he was, he nodded.

"I only have as many guardians as there are people I can trust. I trust them all with my life! To have so many guardians is a joy, and an honor! Even more so than being my father's daughter. Of course, I would never think of questioning your ways, either. So, Lady Dona, I ask of you: please leave us in peace."

"You do what you want. Barthello, we're leaving." She said smugly

"Yeah get outta here you ugly whore, and put some clothes!" I yelled as her figured retreated into the distance. She turned to glare at me before she left though, I stuck my tongue out at him errm I mean her everyone had a good laugh after that. I braced myself for the oncoming narration.

'Hmmm A guardian is someone a summoner can rely on, someone a summoner can trust their life with, Did Yuna feel that way about me? What's she smiling for'

"WILL U SHUT UP!" I covered my ears, and everyone looked at me like I was crazy like usual.

"You okay?" Wakka asked and I merely nodded "alright I'll take your word for it ya…" he seemed to doubt me though, he knew it and I knew it I was crazy that's all there is to it a crazy person with sane moments.

We moved to the elevator that led to the cloister of trials. I didn't even bother to board because I knew Kimahri would just push me off, like he had just done Tidus.

"Hey what's the big Idea?"

"You two aren't guardians yet…" Lulu replied

"Sorry you guys, we'll be back soon." Yuna tried to assure us as they began to descend

"Oh, sure! Soon like "tomorrow" soon, I bet!" I chuckled at him and he scowled at me. "What's so funny?"

"Oh don't worry T that Whore will be here in a little bit and then she'll have her big muscle head boyfriend throw us down in into the elevator. Then we'll have no choice but to solve the cloister of trials."

"…Oh…Wait what?" and just as soon as I predicted it I came true

"Here comes the whore here comes the whore dum dum dum dum dum here comes the whore" I sang in sort of a bridal coming sing song voice causing Tidus to giggle like a little girly man

"Where's Yuna" the whore asked. Tidus and I pointed down to the elevator.

"Then why are you two here?"

"Hey, we're not guardians, so we aren't supposed to go in, right?"

"Hmm, your not guardians you say?" she let out her evil and equally annoying laugh.

The big muscle head picked Tidus up and threw him onto the elevator and then began to move for me.

"Old whore hmm?" she said while smiling smugly. "I'm far prettier than you are anyways, look at these flawless features." I scoffed at her I mean really, looking at her and her cellulite made me wanna ralph all over the place,

"if you touch me…" I tried to think of something good to make him back off "if you touch me you…you muscle head, so help me god I'll make it so that you can never have children EVER."I made sure I put emphasis on the last word as I said brandished my sword in a menacing manner towards the space between his legs he flinched ever so slightly, a look of fear on his face. I expected for him to call out to his lover in a whiney girly voice like he usually did

"Humph, fine leave her." I jumped onto the elevator myself, as it had already begun its decent down into the trials. We stepped back off of the platform when it reached the lower level.

"What are we supposed to do only guardians are allowed down here, and we sure aren't any guardians?" I gave him a reassuring smile

"Don't worry nothing bad is goanna happen, now come on and help me solve this puzzle. I'll tell you exactly where to put each sphere okay?" He nodded, and we went about solving the trials it didn't take long, for I had done that puzzle so many times that I had it memorized.

"Whoa Whoa Whoa!" Wakka said as we barged into the chamber of the faith he had a disappointed look on his face

"It was that whore and her pea brained guardian!" both T and I giggled again at the nickname I had so eloquently given her. "she pushed us down here, and then the elevator wouldn't go back up."

"Well we didn't exactly see if it would go back up K-chan." I growled at him telling him to shut up. I mean he wasn't exactly helping our case.

"Yuna will be the one to suffer the consequences!" I rolled my eyes at her luckily; she didn't see that though, because I didn't want her to bite my head off, like she did so often to Wakka and Tidus.

"Don't worry everything will be ok huh?" he muttered under his breath to me and I shrugged "Consequences what consequences?"

"She could be excommunicated from Yevon!" Wakka exclaimed, Tidus bit his lip. And so we waited and waited for yuna to come out of the chamber. Tidus couldn't sit still, cant blame him though because it was boring waiting there for hour after hour. After a while I started to develop a throbbing in the side of my head which eventually turned into a head ache and then progressed into a migraine. I felt awful, It was like I was hung over (erm…not that I know what that's like nope I don't drink, drinking is bad, I'm too young to drink…aw who am I kidding yeah I drink) A wave of nausea came over me and I blacked out.

'Summoner…' the faith of Kilika appeared before me 'Summoner.' Seeing as how there was only me and him there in the darkness I assumed he was speaking to me

"who me? You must be talking to the wrong person I'm no summoner"

'You are mistaken, for I have sensed the strong presence of the summoner's soul inside of you. I predict that You have a long journey ahead of you, there are many lie trials ahead, train hard and I will lend you my strength. Whenever you find your self in need call upon us and we will come.'

"Call upon you?"

'Yes, call us when you need aid and we will surely appear, I must depart now for my connection with you grows weak'

"Wait what do you mean…I don't understand." I never got my answer though for he began to fade away, and I awoke to find everyone standing around me.

"Yo what's up?" I asked inquisitively noticing they were all giving me a funny stare.

"You blacked out are you okay." It was Lulu who asked this question.

"Yeah fine, just have a slight headache…that was weird" I mumbled the last bit

"What was that? I didn't get that last part."

"Oh its nothing I said I wanted to grow a beard." She raised her eyebrow and gave me a strange look.

"You are an odd child…" she quirked her eyebrow at me

"Y'know my sister used to say that too hmm...never thought it was true, but it guess it must be if you say it too."

We made our way out of the temple where Yuna was immediately swarmed by the town folk as if they were a pack of mosquitoes. I look at Tidus, he looked sad, but I knew it was because he was thinking about his home, about how his fans used to do that to him.

"I thought I had put my feelings for Zanarkand behind me. But they were there, and they grew inside me, bigger, and bigger, till I was just ready to burst."

"What's wrong are you okay?" Yuna asked concern evident in her voice

"I…I don't know". He was unsure of himself.

"What do you want to do?"

"Scream out loud." He replied and then proceeded to do so. "AHHHHHH!" We no more like they all looked at him like he had lost him mind. I moved to talk to him since he was already trailing behind the rest of the group.

"You know, I miss my home a bit too well not really mostly I miss Gurnee he's a sheep I sleep with all the time, I've been here for what four days, maybe not as much as you though…"

"I feel better knowing you're here though." He grabbed my hand and squeezed it instantly causing me to blush "with you here I know that there's someone going through the same things as me and that can sympathize with me." I smiled at him.

"Um…I'm glad that you feel that you can confide in me." We walked back through the jungle and to the dock him still holding my hand mind you to the S.S Winno where I immediately departed for bed and didn't awake till the next day when we arrived at Luca.

"Hey wake up!" Tidus was shaking me eagerly. I cracked my eyes open ever so slightly letting the light flood into my vision he had a look of pure joy on his face.

"Nnnn…what?" I grumbled, rubbing my eyes also

"We're here, in Luca." I rolled my eyes and laid my head back down

"That's great." I said my voice dripping with sarcasm; "Really you woke me up for that." I closed my eyes once more. He shook me again "Stop eeeet!" I whined but he was persistant.

"Alright fine fine…I'm up I'm up sigh" I blushed, noticing he was staring at the chocobo print bra and panties that I had purchased from a woman in Kilika and also happened to be wearing. "GET OUT!" I threw the pillow at him and he scampered out of the room a smirk plastered on his face. A little bit later I emerged from my cabin fully dressed in the out fit that Lulu gave me. Luca was beautiful…I can't even describe it, it was sooo beautiful, and there were people everywhere and the best part of all clean crisp air.

"Luca here I come!" I danced around the ship like a crazed chimp, waiting as patiently as I could which wasn't very well. I could here those two announcer guys narrating and announcing and what not.

Ah yes I don't really fee like putting a lot of detail in this part so I'll just repeat what two announcer dudes said.

Bobba: "Ah, over there! The ships carrying the players are arriving now! This would be dock number 2. All the way from Kilika, it's the Kilika Beasts! High Summoner Ohalland used to play for them-a big name to live up to. Their hometown was recently attacked by Sin. Isn't that right, Jimma?"

Jimma: "Yes, Bobba. They're going to be pulling out all the stops to try and bring back the cup this year."

Bobba: "Exciting, isn't it, folks? Our next team off the ramp is... Well, well, well! If it isn't the Besaid Aurochs! They're a living, breathing, statistical impossibility! I've never seen a team this bad! That's right! In twenty-three years they've never made it past the first round! Only a few die-hard fans are in the audience today." The camera then panned to us. Wait camera ooooh I thought machina was forbidden…stoopid made up religion breaking your own rules, and that just shows you how corrupt the government is.

Jimma: "Best of luck to them, and a safe journey back to Besaid." Tidus looked around enthusiastically for the screaming fans but that soon faded away when he found out they had only a handful of fans for the Aurochs, I felt kinda bad for the guy. I gave him a sympathetic look.

Bobba: Right, Jimma. Moving right along, our next team is... Here they are, folks! Our very own Luca Goers! They've got power! They've got speed! They've got teamwork! They're an all-around first-class team! And they're back home in Luca!

The camera panned over to the goers, eww gag me…I began to make retching noises "BOOO! GO AUROCHS!"

Jimma: Would you listen to that Bobba one of those Auroch Fans seems to be heckling the Goers, that just goes to show you how dedicated those fans are. I mean really you have to be to have faith in a team that bad.

Bobba: You can say that again, Jimma. But, Look at the crowd, folks! Look at the crowd! Looks like all of Luca has turned out to cheer the Goers on! They know, I know, and you know, folks! The Luca Goers are number one!

"sigh It's like this every year, try not to let it bother you."

"Hey T?" I gestured for him to come to me, and began to whisper in his ear, he hastily nodded in agreement

"I was thinking the exact same thing." He smiled evilly, as he boosted me up to the crate and then I extended my hand to help him up there where I was. My eyes almost bulged out of my head as he pulled out two megaphones from outta no where literally.

"STOP RIGHT THERE GOERS!" we said in unison earning the attention of said team and all their fans. "YOU GUYS ARE SMILING NOW BUT NOT FOR LONG CAUSE THIS YEAR THE AUROCHS ARE TAKIN' THE CUP." T let out this evil cackle, I mean really it was freaking evil, and I continued "YEAH THE AUROCHS ARE GOANNA KICK YOUR ASSES!"

We climbed back down and Wakka painfully glomped us.

"What in Yevon's name we're you two doing" he said ruffling both of our hair. Yuna just giggled and Lulu shook her head Kimahri as usual said nothing…as expected.

"We sure did stand out though." Datto said

A man (he is an insignificant character so he does not have a name yet he has a voice so I'll call him frank) came running past I stuck my foot out and tripped him.

"Miss K-Chan that's not nice." Yuna scolded me all I could do was giggle.

"Please Kazzy, or just K-Chan none of that formal crap, and besides you have to admit it was kinda funny." Frank (yes he's still insignificant) got up dusted himself off and started jogging again.

"Maester Mika is here!" frank replied in excitement

"Wow already?" replied a woman who also did not have a name and even if she did I wouldn't care to learn it because I'd probably never see her again.

"Number three dock." A third person answered back.

"What's going on now?" Tidus said with a sigh.

"Maester Mika has arrived!" Yuna was all kinds of excited

"Mika Maester?" he tilted his head like a dog, I couldn't help but think about how cute he was when he did that.

"He's kinda like the president or um leader, um Lulu would you do the honors?" I gestured to her.

"Maester Mika is the leader of all the people of Spira. He's come all the way from Bevelle. The tournament is being held to honor his fifty years as maester."

"Fifty years um erm…shouldn't he be retired by now? Strangely enough Wakka didn't say any thing and I added my two cents

"Yeah old fuc…" Wakka cut me off

"Hey mind your mouths" I scratched my head

"Wakka…er were you waiting for me to add say something rude too?" he scratched his head, and a deep look of concentration appeared on his face as if he was thinking very very hard. "Never mind don't think too hard your head might explode." And indeed his head did explode…nah I'm just kidding.

"Well anyway let's go see him." Yuna cheered, and with that we ran off to dock number…3? Yep dock number three, and when we got there it was full of people I mean FULL of people.

"Hey I can't see I'm too short!" I whined

"I can't see nothin' either" Tidus replied back to me

"Shhhh" Wakka um…shushed us and then some how we found our way in the front of the crowd, like miraculously we found ourselves in the front of the crowd I don't even know how but we were there oh yes we were there in the front of the crowd. My eyes almost bulged out of my head as Seymour began his decent down the ramp of the ship; I had to stop myself from drooling.

"That's a Guado right." Another random man asked his random friend.

"Who could it be?" the random woman replied I call her Jane though.

"Isn't that Maester Seymour?" Everyone bowed except me and Tidus. Oh yes I know I have bad grammar, For Tidus and I would have been better for me to say but whatever, I'm telling the story bad grammar and all.

"Here comes the old man…" I muttered under my breath as Mika slowly shuffled down the ramp like only an old person would. "I wonder why old people always smell?" I pondered out loud earning a glare from the old dead fart that smelled, apparently he had heard me. 'memo to self learn to control voice level'

"People of Spira, I thank you for your generous welcome." He turned to Seymour "Rise, Maester Seymour. And all of you as well. I present to you...the son of Maester Jyscal Guado, who departed for the Farplane a fortnight past. As some of you already know, he has been officially ordained a maester of Yevon."

"I am Seymour Guado. I am it is my honor receive the title of maester. Blah blah blah Jyscal yada yada yada legacy and what not." Yes I know that's not exactly what he was saying but that's what I was hearing, even though it was Seymour and it was always my pleasure to see Seymour he was sooo (see I had to add 2 extra o's to emphasize the point) boring. His speeches are always boring, I'm sure he had to take classes to be this boring. Tidus let out a "humph" and I giggled

"You two bow your heads!" I felt Wakka whack me in the back of the head and I turned and gave him the most evil and sadistic glare I could muster up and he instantly shrank back as he thought I might rip his head off. "Sorry" he said quietly almost too quietly. But as I had noticed Seymour didn't care, all he did was shrug his shoulders at our so called "rudeness.

I expected Seymour to be smiling at Yuna and flashing his eyelashes and what not, (geez how many times have I said "what not" in this chapter?) but was surprised when it was not her that he was smiling at but me. I averted my gaze as quickly as I could. 'ok weird why the heck was he smiling at me?' I bit my lip and tucked the piece of information away for later examination.

"It really psyches you up ya? Alright last meeting before the match! HUSTLE!" as said they met up in the locker room to discuss and review their game plan. I opted to roam around Luca, I wasn't very fond of blitzball because I never could win the game, which infuriated me to no end.

There were a lot of people in Luca, I often found myself trying to push my way through all of them and I wasn't too polite about it either. Gawd you people don't even know it was like a backwater New York just filled to brim with Spirians. But a girl out of all of the Spirian people stuck out, I know I had seen her before, her bright red wavy hair, was so familiar. 'I've seen her before but where ugh…brain fart!' I ran after the girl "Hey wait!" I called out to her but she seemed to disappear into the crowd which wasn't a hard feat to accomplish.

"Hmm weird." I whispered Tidus and Yuna came running up to me.

"Hey Ms. K-Chan do you think you could help us search for someone."

"Oh yeah sure what ever." I said coming out of my daze "Wait didn't I say to cut out the formal crap.

"Yes but…" she trailed off changing the subject "Well anyways can you help us find Sir Auron?" she pleaded

"Wait, Yuna she doesn't even know who Auron is or what he looks like." I died a little bit inside at this I don't know why I just did.

I blew a raspberry. "Still though I'd like to help"

"I heard he was in the café!" Yuna said anxiously

"Yuna remember to whistle and I'll come running."

"Yes!" she said nodding shyly I rolled my eyes…'not that mushy crap, make up your mind are you goanna flirt with me or her?'

"C'mon why are we sitting round here talking when we could be lookin' for Auron" I grabbed both of their arms and began to drag them towards the café as fast I could I knew Auron wouldn't be there we'd just missed him but it's better to get it done sooner than later. I did a quick san of the café just to make sure he wasn't there hiding or something.

"He's not here." I pouted I knew he wasn't goanna be there but I still felt sad when I didn't see him. We walked up to Kimahri who was having a confrontation with two other Ronsos I knew them well Yenke and Biran. Why is Kimahri so small anyway, is it because his horn got broke or something?

"Why not talk, Kimahri? Not see Yenke for ten years! Say something! Kimahri forget Yenke? Forget Biran?"

"Leave Kimahri, Yenke. Kimahri is small Ronso. Kimahri so small can't see Yenke and Biran's faces."

"Kimahri forget Ronso friends? We taught you much at time of horn-molt! Biran taught Kimahri to be strong Ronso. Kimahiri think he too good for Ronso, he hang out with humans and try to forget his Ronso heritage."

I couldn't understand for the life of me why they kept pushing him and me, I had nothing to do with this, I mean wasn't the saying let Ronso deal with Ronso problems? Well these two were asking for it, my hand was just itching to grab the hilt of One winged angel and slice this creeps up.

"Take 'em on!" Tidus said egging us on, I wanted to do so but Kimahri beat me to it. Okay so I'm going to go in fast forward mode now Yenke laughs at Kimahri, Kimahri punches him, bartender orders us to take it outside yada yada yada, Yuna disappears, of course I already know who the culprits are. We walk outside Lulu's waiting for us and she's all pissed off cause we let our guard down. Fast forward mode off

"Where have you been?" Lulu hissed biting each and everyone one of our heads off.

"Huh what? We were searching for someone" Tidus asked sigh clueless as usual

"Yuna's been kidnapped by the Al Bhed Psyches. In return for her safe return, they want the Aurochs to lose the game."

"WHAT?" Tidus asked all furious and stuff.

"Oh don't worry I know where she is…" 'oops' I thought covering my mouth. Lulu narrowed her eyes at me suspiciously I thought she might start hissing and clawing at me.

"Trust me Lulu she knows what she's talking about if she says she knows something you better believe it, cause whatever she just predicted always comes true." 'Oh thank you Tidus I so totally have to kiss you after this'

"I don't think they'd hurt her I mean they're only blitzball players after all." Lulu added in.

"Come on the Al bhed have taken here to dock 4, but you know they aren't going to give her up without a fight." I took off for the dock the three of them slightly trailing behind me. "Just dodge the Machina it'll just slow you down." I yelled jumping over said machina; we arrived right on time to see the al bhed ship attempting, yes attempting to leave with our Yuna. I backed up a bit to give myself a running start, and then leapt blindly on the deck of the ship, only to find the Oblitzerator waiting for us there.

"Lulu don't even worry about that thing just cast Thunder on that crane over there. Tidus and Kimahri you attack it and I'll…I'll uh help." 'Want to cast a thunder spell really bad…thunder…thunder…thundercats HO! No really thunder.' I envisioned a powerful thunder spell hitting the crane, and miraculously it did. 'Was that me or Lulu' I turned to Lulu and gave her a questioning stare. She shrugged at me 'so it was me, but can I do it again?' I tried to envision another powerful spell hitting the crane but it was a no go. The Oblitzerator hit us with one of its blitz ball attacks, they didn't do that much damage but still it was really annoying. Once the crane was up and working (it took the longest to get it up and running because it didn't have enough juice) I had Tidus turn it on and it ripped the Oblitzerator into shreds which made as harmless as melted butter.

"Yuna" Tidus said running up to her as said grand prize emerged from behind the door.

"I hope you hurt them." Lulu encouraged yes because we know lulu is all about pain all the time.

"What is it T?"

"I just thought for a second this was that same ship we were on earlier but I guess not."

"What are you talking about?" Yuna asked curiously

"Before we ended up here some Al bhed people saved us, but… we were attacked by sin."

"Oh, was there a man named cid on board."

"I don't know we really didn't get aquainted with any of them."

"who's cid?"

"My…uncle, my mother said that if I ever needed anything to go seek him out…"

"Whoa then that means…"

"Yes I'm Al-bhed but you two can't tell Wakka you see he hates the Al-bhed."

"Oac e ghuf, ra'c xieda pimmraytat!" (yes I know he's quite bullheaded)

"Oh!" I grinned at her and put a finger to my mouth meaning I wouldn't say anything and Tidus merely nodded.

"Oh that's right you speak that language."

"K-Chan are you Al-bhed."

"Well you could sorta say that but sorta not…" we began to walk back to the stadium making idle chat all the way.

"Good luck T" I said patting him on the back as he entered the locker room. "I'm counting on you" He gave us the thumbs up, which was our (our as in Yuna, Lulu Kimahri and I yeah I've got good grammar) que to leave. We made our way to the stadium seats and sat down and watched the game

I was very interested in the game, it was boring but never the less I watched intently anyways, I knew that's what T would have wanted. For the first half of the game both teams remained tied in nothing to nothing, then they went to half time which lasted for about 10 mins mostly that involved both teams resting up a bit before the next half of the game. The next half of the game was pretty much the same neither team scored; it was more like a public game of monkey in the middle. I knew as it happened in the game that they would go into overtime, although I couldn't exactly predict who would win, that was something even I didn't know.

This is my part one of chapter 7 I had to break it down because it was too long. It felt sort of rushed, so I'm going to try to slow it down a bit but not have it too detailed also. Part two of chapter seven should be up in a matter of days