Hello, I promise that there will be lots of writing errors, basically my English sucks so bear with it.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own SAILOR MOON or BIKER MICE FROM MARS.
BIKER MICE FROM MARS AND SENSHI OF SOLAR SYSTEM
CHAPTER 9 AFTER SHOW.
Vinnie woke up 4.00 a.m. on the bench.
"Morning Sugar, how was your night?"
He opened his eyes saw Charley fixing his bike. "Not so good, How's my sweethearts?"
"Just few scratches and…" she knew he wouldn't like what he was going to hear. "…a broken radio and Mp3."
"Oh man… not again." He took it surprisingly well, considering the last time his radio was broken.
"Vinnie, is everything okay?" Charley asked.
Vinnie smiled "Thanks for your concern sweetheart. Since were back on earth it's easier to replace the radio."
"How so?" she raise her eyebrow.
"On mars I accidentally broke my radio couple of times and do you have any idea what I did in order to repair or buy a new one?"
In Charley's mind flashed many options. Stripping, gigolo, artificial insemination, donating blood or sperm (talk about easy money) and as a sugar on the top, being as some old hags pool boy working on thongs. But on the other hand those were the jobs Vinnie would be happy with, and if doing some job would make him embarrassed it would be job that woman usually earn their living. "I have no idea."
Vinnie was embarrassed. "I was…" he started dramatically. "I was a florist."
"And what's the big woof about that, lots of men are florist? Although I expected to Modo do that job." Charley told.
"Actually he was there too and so was Throttle. By the way, does that have something to do with the Police Academy?" he asked.
"Yeas, I think Modo is like that guy Hightower. But how you got others to join you."
"I broke their radios too."
"…oh"
"…Any way, did you catch that doll-face in blue?"
"We didn't even saw her. she blocked her escape route with a thick layer of ice and you got your ass kicked by a girl." Charley teased.
"Hey! She did have a company, I had already catch her when she get help." he mopped.
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Meanwhile. Mile away on some quiet street, sewer door was lifted and up game three dirty Senshi's and unconscious pink mermaid with short black hair.
"Thank god it's finally over, I tough we don't never catch that damned rotten fish-half." pissed and dirty Neptune groaned.
"I couldn't agree more." Venus said while she was carrying chained mermaid on her back.
"I need a shower." Mercury whined.
"We all need. And I don't even mind if it's an cold shower." Venus gave her a hint.
"If you insist. SHINE AQUA ILLUSION!"
"AAH… TOO COLD!" Venus shrieked.
"I'm sorry but you said you didn't mind. If Mars would be here this would be easier." Mercury said.
"Venus, shut your mouth and bite this." Neptune said with icy voice and put her wrist front of her mouth. "Mercury, do your thing."
"Why you cant shower us?" Venus asked.
"Because I cant produce water from thin air or collect it from air, like Mercury. Even if I would have the power to produce water from thin air it would be only saltwater. Besides do you have any idea what it does for your hair. My power comes from the energy of the ocean and that energy comes from the ocean currents, pressure of deep sea and from the power of smashing wave etc tsunami. If I fight someone against in the ocean, I would have an serious home field advantage."
Mercury took her stance, Neptune and Venus gulped. Mermaid was waking up and cursed her luck when she saw Mercury firing her icy attack.
"SHINE AQUA ILLUSION!"
Two shivering screams were heard from mermaid and Neptune (because Venus was biting her). Half of the Tokyo was awaken.
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Modo was having a break. He had just fixed all the surveillance cameras, and was going to have some fresh air. He was tired and wanted to have some sleep and their shift ends at 06.00 a.m. (only one and a half hour left).
"Modo." he heard Throttle call.
"What it is?"
"I checked leftovers of our ship. It seems that they take it's hard drive."
"Was there anything important?" Modo asked worriedly.
"No, there was only the logbook. If it really was taken by a Sailor Senshi, then we should be aright."
"Why so?"
"After they have investigated it, it's possible they will contact to us."
"But we didn't add anything about our current mission to that logbook. Besides didn't Stoker steal that ship from Catatonians, who stole it from Plutarkians?"
Throttle was having a small sweatdrop on his temple. "…I just hope Stoker added something to it. Otherwise they think Catatonians are in earth."
Modo sighed. "Why everything must happen by the hard way?"
"Because then it wouldn't be fun anymore." was heard from the most obvious hotshot member of the team. Vinnie.
"True, I cannot argue about that." Modo smirked.
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Two girls were walking on streets.
"What time it is?" Minako asked grumpily
Ami (who is equally grumpy) checks her wrist communicator which is also a watch. "It's 05.57 a.m. want to get some breakfast?"
"Sure, do you have some place in your mind?"
"On this alley should be one comic café. It's cheap, cozy and that is only place where I can find biker mice manga."
"Amichan, I have to be honest with you. That manga sucks big time. There is only one good thing in it, characters are hot."
"I know that, I'm not reading it because I like it. It's for research."
Minako frowns her blond head thinking "why?" until it hit her. Harley is Martian, hours ago Ami escaped (With Michiru's help) from alien mouse, and then there is this manga called biker mice from mars. So could it be that Harley is a mouse?
"But anyway were here now and I'm starving." they entered to the comic café.
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"Charley where are we sleeping?" Modo asked. Vinnie and Throttle also turned their head to her when this topic came to as a subject.
"We cannot go to Scoreboard for a while since it full of scientist at day time, so I managed to get for us a large storage room from back of the building, we crash there and work here as a part time security and janitor till the scientist are not interested of the space shuttle scraps anymore." She said.
"How did you managed to get us the room, and us work in here. You naughty girl?" Vinnie teased.
Charley was rather proud of her own skills. "I chanced the locks of our room so any regular Joe wont be able to come to our little secret hiding place, and I connected earlier for Jack McCyber if he could make for us fake ID security pass.
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Michiru was few meters/foot away from her home, she was tired and pissed not to mention she had do drag that damned mermaid with her since Minako and Ami couldn't take it since they didn't a have pool for it, and of course she did have the pool.
Haruka opened the door and Setsuna followed behind her. "would either of you drop this thing into the pool? Michiru said before either of them could greet her.
"Sure, how was your night?" Haruka asked, seeing her beloved was pissed and not wanting to push her nerves.
FLASH BACK
"Walk line ends here, we have to go into water." Venus told them.
Neptune watches the water doubtfully until she agreed. Water reached to their upper waist, everything was fine until she game across with couple of dead rats, shitty boxers, used condoms and finally many large piece of poop. Neptune's face was rather blank until she shrieked her lungs out.
FLASH BACK END
"I don't want to talk about it!" she went to bed, not noticing Setsuna's all knowing grin.
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Usagi and Makoto were walking to school, they and Rei had fallen sleep in Ami's place after long wait. When they wake up, Usagi noticed that Ami and Minako didn't come back last night. So she called to them With her communicator, asked were they are, if they could pick them on their way to school.
Ami and Minako were holding energy drink and they were looking rather worn-out, they didn't even notice Usagi first and when they realized she was standing front of them, they didn't even say hello just waved their hand. And even that looked like it was done with great effort, it was like they were there but still weren't.
Later on school…
"Mizuno-san, can you solve math homework?" her home room teacher asked.
Ami wobbles to the board, takes the chalk and under a minute she has written something that would give her the freaking Nobel prize (but she didn't do her math homework.)
"She definitely is a genius, even in a sleep." Usagi whispers to Makoto.
Ami wobbles back to her seat and falls a sleep
Other students and teacher are bewildered. After a moment of pause he calls for Minako to solve the homework. Just like Ami she also wobbles to the board and grabs the chalk, instead she writes to the broad something that was ripped from soft-core romance novel. Now everyone were flushed a big time.
Minako wobbles back to her own seat, but misses it and falls on Ami. Both of them snores loudly eventually pissing of their teacher.
Usagi and Makoto watches this charade with big sweat drop on their heads. "…I didn't know she has writing skills for being romance novelist." Makoto's despaired attempt to save Minako's butt.
"I think that was porn instead of romance." Usagi retorted.
"Actually their same. People call it romance novel because it doesn't sound so bad, and deep down they know it's porn." she told the shocking truth for blond ditz.
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Meanwhile on the dark secret hideout slash warehouse (without electricity and water).
"Aloien come forth!" Erissa summoned one of Galuf's test's.
"Are you sure about that, even tough we need it desperately." Galuf asked feeling little insecure
"No need to worry. I just steal and connect few pipes and voila, we have the water back. Besides this place stinks" she walked out of the building with Aloien that looked like a Plummer wearing red hat letter M on it, red shirt, blue boiler suit, fake mustache and white cloves.
"So do you have a nickname?" Erissa asked, despite of knowing what her name is. After all it was pretty obvious.
END OF CHAPTER 9 AFTER SHOW.
A/N: I'm sorry I was hasty with the previous chapter, I was in the hurry.
I found biker mice's last names from Wiki. so I guess those are their real family names, too bad I didn't find Harley's last name. (name's that are in the last chapter when bros read biker mice from mars manga).
Yeas I know this is a short one and sorry for not updating I have been busy in real life.
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