Author's note: Hopefully, this will be better than 3's birthday. I had to switch the last two chapters because 3 landed in the 7th chapter. That can't happen in a Kid fic. That's a really bad idea. Okay! Here we go! Blair's birthday! I am using Kid's job in this! Enjoy!

Soul and Maka were very busy. Maka was studying for a test and Soul was polishing his bike. (The one Kid gave him.) Blair on the other hand was very bored. "Maka, will you play with me?" asked Blair, in her car form. "I'm studying right now. Maybe later, okay?" suggested Maka. "But you never finish studying." the cat whined. "Why don't you go talk to Soul?"

Blair walked outside to see Soul. She hopped on top of his head and looked down at his face. "Soul, will you play with me?" She asked. "When I'm finished with my bike. If I don't take care of it, Kid will kill me. Why don't you go talk to Chrona?" said Soul, polishing his bike faster to protect himself from Kid.

The little purple cat walked to Chrona and Ragnarok. He was sitting in the bed...as usual. She hopped on top of him and looked straight at him with her kitty eyes. "Chrona, will you-" Blair was interupted by Chrona's freaking out. She startled him. "Oh, it's just you." he said, realived. Then Ragnarok jumped out of his back and yelled, "Why are you still scared of everything? Haven't you figured out that your safe by now? You whimpy idiot!" Blair rolled her eyes. "Nevermind..." she muttered as she trotted out the house to see Black Star.

Blair walked to Black Star's place. "Black Star, will you play with me?" asked Blair, going in his face. "5,456, 5,457, 5,458..." he counted. "You're pretty strong to do that many push-ups." said Blair. "Yeah, I know. Aren't I awesome? 5,461, 5,462, 5,463..."

"Are push-ups fun?"

"Yeah, they're awsome, but not as awsome as I am. 5,467, 5,468, 5,469..."

"Can I try?"

"Sure, but don't expect to beat me. 5,473, 5,474, 5,475..."

Blair went into human form and crouched down to Black Star's position. She took one more look at him and started copying him. "5,480, 5,481, 5,482..." she counted, nearly mimicing Black Star. "Hey! You're doing it wrong! I did that many push-ups, not you. You have to start from the begining you crazy copy-cat." said Black Star as he continued his push-ups. "Oh. Okay! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6...7...8...ugh. This is boring." she whined. "That's because your a girl. Not to mention you're a cat. Cat's are lazy." said Black Star as Blair scratched him across the room.

"Ow! Dammit! Now I'm gonna have to start over!" yelled Black Star, in serious pain. "Don't call me lazy! I am not lazy! I'll just play with Tsubaki instead!"

"Tsubaki's sick. She can't play."

"Aw..."

The sad cat walked to Kid's house. "I'm pretty sure he's busy too...what a boring birthday." she whined. (Oh yeah, it's her birthday already. It's a one day chapter, folks.) She sadly scratched at Kid's door, but carefully also. If she scratched Kid's door...I think you know what.

Kid was in his bed, sleeping. "Kid, get up all ready!" snapped Liz. "I need a job. I not gonna have any money for a year. We need food." said Kid. "Why does that matter to you? It's not like you ever eat anything. And thanks to you our stomachs work like yours now." Liz pointed out. "Yeah, you're right. What about stuff like soap or toilet paper?" asked Kid. "That's resonable. Let's look for a job then."

Kid and his weapons went outside, not noticing Blair's presence. She started crying because it seemed nobody noticed her or her birthday. "What's that noise?" wondered Kid as he turned around to look.

"Blair? What's the matter?" he asked. "It's my birthday and nobody wants to play with me!" she cried. "I didn't know it was your birthday. Why didn't you tell anybody before it came up?"

"I did! Nobody remembered!"

"Happy Birthday!" yelled Patty. "I think it's a bit late for that, Patty." said Liz. Kid picked Blair up and pat her head. "I was going out to find a job. Want to take a walk with me?" he asked. "Sure! Thank you!" she yelled, going into human form and kissing him on the forehead. "Ahh! Cut it out!" yelled Kid as he dropped her and spit up blood.

"Happy Birthday, Blair-" yelled Maka, pulling out a huge present, but Blair was nowhere to be found. She was gone. "Hey, Blair I-" said Soul as he also walked in with a gift. "Where's Blair?" asked Chrona as he also walked in. "Yeah! Where is that nude-obsessed freak?" snapped Ragnarok. "I don't know. I hope she's okay." said Maka.

Kid Blair and the two pistols walked around to find a job. "I have an idea." said Liz. "Why don't we take Blair on a trip and see if we find any job opertunities on the way?" Kid thought a moment. "That sounds like a good idea, Liz. Where do we take her?" he asked. "The amusment park!" Patty exclaimed. "That sounds fun! Let's go there!" yelled Blair. "We need tickets, and I can not steal anymore money from my dad, plus I'm short on money myself." said Kid. "There's a carnival tonight and I can pay for it. I work at the bar. Maybe you could get a job there too." said Blair. "Good idea." said Kid.

The four walked to the bar, and saw Spirit there, drinking while rocking back and fourth with a bottle in his hand. "Blur! Happy Erv-day! I oughit was ur ay off." he babbled as they walked in. "Id! I er ooh ear? I idn't oh ooh rank! Er ad ould ee oh set!" Patty started laughing. "What the hell are you saying?" asked Kid. Spirit cleared his throat. "You shouldn't be drinking at young age."

"What are you talking about?"

"You're just trying to hide the fact of your habits."

"The what? Speak english, dammit!"

"Kid, it's no use. He's drunk." said Liz.

"I am not that word so oooh."

"Oh yeah, he's out of it." said Kid.

"Come on, let's meet the owner." suggested Blair. "I? I ooh ooh eed ooh ooh at?" asked Spirit. "Um...a job...?" whimpered Kid. "Do you see a "help wanted" sign anywhere?" he snapped. "Let's just slowly walk away..." suggested Liz as Spirit drank some more. "Before we do this, how often does he come here?" asked Kid. Blair shrugged. "He comes here when he's stressed."

"How often is he stressed?"

"Pretty often."

"Hell no. I'm not dealing with him all the time. That would stress me out. Next please."

Blair leaded Kid to the store. "Why are you taking me here?" he asked. "Maybe we can get you a job here. You could be a casheir or something." said Blair. "Blair, you don't have to-" Kid started as Blair grabbed his arm and pulled him inside.

Meanwhile Soul and Maka looked around for Blair. They looked at the bar to see if it was her working hours. Yes, Spirit was still there, hopelessly drunk.

"Papa!" yelled Maka. "That explains why your dad's so damn crazy." said Soul. "Aka! I eety! Ut er oh ooing er?" he babbled. "What? Papa, are you drunk?" asked Maka. "Oh! Ma ot unk!" he babbled as he stopped to clear his throat. "Maka CHOP!" Maka hit him on the head and walked to the bartender.

"Hello, little girl. I can't give you anything unless you're 18 or older." said the bartender. "I don't want anything to drink. I just want to know if Blair is here." said Maka. "It's her birthday. She's off."

"Hey Maka!" yelled Spirit across the room. "You can hang over here with me!" He fell back and passed out with the bottle still in his hands. "That's why you shouldn't drink, little girl." said the bartender. "I agree. Thank you anyway, sir."

Kid didn't get the job. They were full on all the jobs he could've gotten down there. "We have McDeath's" said Blair. "No." said Kid.

"Well...what's a job you could get into?" wondered Blair. "He can be a teacher to teach about symmetry!" yelled Patty. "I don't think that will work, Patty. Kid didn't even graduate yet. Besides, he'll have to go to school for it and not only that, he has to teach more than symmetry, he has to teach other things like math and that contains 7." said Liz. "Oh..."

"I could be an artictech. That's a dream: making symmetrical buildings..." said Kid. "We might want to try something smaller right now." said Liz. "A fireman!" yelled Patty. "Hell no!" yelled Kid. "I don't think that fits Kid." said Liz. "A policeman!" yelled Patty. "A policeman? On top of fighting kishin? Yeah right-" started Kid as he thought a moment. "That just might work." said Kid. "You have to go to school for that too." said Liz. "Dammit!" snapped Kid. "Coloring!" yelled Patty. "What job involves drawing?" Liz asked her sister. Patty shrugged. "I wanna color."

"Is that fun to do?" asked Blair. "Uh huh!" Blair hopped around in excitment. "I wanna try! I wanna try!" she cheered. "Not now I-" Kid thought a moment. "Sure. Let's go and...color and stuff." said Kid. "What? Really?" asked Liz. "Yes, Liz, now let's go!" snapped Kid.

Meanwhile, Soul and Maka were looking for Blair in an alley way. "Let's check the dumpster." suggested Soul. "For as many baths she takes? Driving the water bill sky high? There's no way she'd be in there." Maka pointed out. "Oh well. Sucks to be you." said Soul as he hopped in the dumpster. Maka rolled her eyes and walked away. As she continued walking, she heard Soul's voice scream, "MAKA! HELP!" She turned around and found her weapon being picked up by a garbage truck. "I'm coming, Soul!" she screamed as she ran after the truck.

Kid let Blair and his weapons use a bit of his sketch paper to draw and color and he also drew, but he didn't color. "Why is he doing this? This isn't something he would do." thought Liz and she played around with the paper in front of her. "Kid, are you up to something?" she asked. Kid didn't answer. He just continued drawing.

Meanwhile, after Maka saved Soul from the garbage truck, the weapon and meister walked around looking for Blair and it was getting dark. "Hey, let's just take a break for now. She might have came back home." said Soul. Maka nodded and sat down in a random spot. Soul joined her. Suddenly, they heard the sound of Kid's voice screaming, "Pictures! Get your symmetrical pictures! Only $3.00!" Soul started laughing at the way he yelled, not even realizing it was Kid. "Soul...wasn't that Kid's voice?" asked Maka. "Kid wouldn't do something like that if he was drunk as your dad." Maka hit him in the head with a book that came out of absolutly nowhere. "Don't remind me of him!"

"Kid! I wanna ride the merry-go-round! Please? Please? Please?" asked Blair. "Sure. Go ahead. Just don't get lost." said Kid. "Kid, do we have to sell these pictures with you? I sort of wanna do something too." said Liz. "No. You don't have to stay here with me. I'm just gonna walk around the carnival selling pictures, if anybody comes up!" snapped Kid as he looked around for buyers. A little kid ran into him, laughing and pulling on the bottom of his shirt. "Hey! What the hell do you want?" he snapped as he shoved the kid off of him. The kid started crying. "I just wanted one of your pictures!" he whined. "Um...yeah. Good luck with that one." said Liz as her and Patty walked over to one of the rides. "We'll come back and check on ya!"

Kid looked down at the little child who was still crying. "Okay! You can have one of the pictures!" he yelled. The little boystopped crying and picked out the picture Kid drew. "$3.00 please." said Kid, trying to be nice. "I don't have any money." said the boy. "Then why'd you come here?" Kid rudly asked. The boy started crying again and ran away. "This is gonna be a long night..." sighed Kid.

Soul and Maka walked toward the carnival to see if Blair was there. They didn't see Kid, but they saw Liz and Patty. They were on a roller coaster. When they got off, they asked where Kid was. Liz said he was near the merry-go-round, but he already walked away. Suddenly, they heard yelling. "Get out of here, you damn cat!" yelled a man, as Blair ran out in her cat form with a bag of popcorn in her mouth.

She noticed Soul and Maka. "Hi, Soul! Hi Maka!" she yelled as she ran back to them in her human form. "Why are you here?" she asked. "We've beem looking for you." said Maka. "Why? You didn't even know it was my birthday today." said Blair. "Yes we did. We were going to celibrate it but you ran off." Soul explained. "Oh. Sorry about that. I went to Kid. He wasn't busy. I helped him get a job to cover the things he'll have to pay for and he gave me the best birthday ever. I was going to get him on the roller coasters after I finished my popcorn." said Blair. "Where is Kid anyway?"

"Help!" yelled Kid, as he was being arrested. "Kid, what did you do?" asked Liz as she and the others ran to him. "I don't know! I was just selling pictures and then this guy said I was ripping people off illegally!" said Kid. "Maybe you shoud've been a policeman." said Blair. "It's okay sir, he's with us." said Liz. The man cuffed her and Patty too. "So...you helped draw these terrible pictures?" he said. "Horrible pictures? What?" snapped Kid. "What's the matter with you? Drawing naked women and selling them to children!" snapped the man, showing them the picture. "That's not my drawing! It's not even symmetrical! Wait...is that Blair?" said Kid, taking a closer look and then quickly pulling back. "Oh my god! It is!" he snapped. "Yep. You're under arrest." The man took Kid to his car. "I will have you know that I am Lord Death's son!" yelled Kid. "That's what everyone says!" yelled the man, pointing to a row of people in tuxedos and stripes on their heads. "B-but I'm the real one!" he yelled as he was being shoved in the car.

"Aw...poor Kid. I didn't get a chance to say thank you to him." whined Blair. "Don't worry, Lord Death will get him out of there...if he figures out." said Soul. "Blair, did you draw that picture?" asked Maka. Blair nodded.

Kid just sat in the car and let the man take him away. "At least I have enough money for bale." he thought as he reached in his pocket to get it out. "Where's my money?" Kid looked out the window and saw the little boy he pissed off earlier with his stack of cash in his hand.

Author's note: There you have it! The next one will be the one you've been waiting for...not telling! Tell me what you think...