Bowser
A/N: The Halloween fic'll be up soon enough, and it'll be long. By my standards. (2000-300 words, maybe.) And I know who voted for Taki, monsieur Dark Lord.)
I like him. He's polite, huge, and sane. Then again, I was blamed when he grabbed Samus's ass at that party. If he tries that with Zelle, he's dead. OR trophied, whichever happens first. Wait... I should've done that for Samus first! I've been the hero too long...
Anyway... Mario hates him, he hates Mario, Luigi's just there... It's all weird.
Huge and sneaky... need to watch this one.
