I do not own Bleach or any of its characters. As of now, I am just playing with the characters. Hahahaha!

So here I am again to continue the story. I'm so sorry if the progress is slow, it's just that it's hard to force yourself to write when there is no inspiration...you know what I mean, and this is supposed to be 'Humor'. So I hope you understand.

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Chapter 9

Urahara-san Goes Crazy


Kira and Hisagi are on their way. Are they heading towards me? No...no...turn there...no? please turn at the next corner? Still, no? Okay. They are heading my way.

"Hey, You!" The guy with the number on his face said.

"Uh...me?" I pointed to myself innocently.

"Yeah, you!" he sounded so tough, I was a bit afraid.

"Huh?" I asked, in a high pitched voice.

"What did your master do to my friend here?" Hisagi said, and it was only now that I noticed he was dragging a lovestruck Kira. The only thing missing from Kira was a big heart on each eye.

I slowly, very slowly shook my head, keeping my stare straight at him. He looked like such a scary person, I just had to protect myself by being a cute, helpless kid. Well, that was the truth—at least almost.

"Really, now?" he bent down, his eyes staring at me, while squinting his other eye. In what looked like an interrogating manner. I don't know. Maybe he was checking if I was lying or not.

This time, I nodded, but quickly. As if trying to convince him with my actions.

"Alright. Maybe you don't know anything, but I'm going there right now!" he said, he looked really annoyed. "Besides, you're just the help. You wouldn't know anything."

What he said made me very angry, but I decided to let it go, for the moment. I would know, I would. You'll see. And I won't stop you from going there. We'll see what happens to you. If I were you, number-face, I wouldn't head back there.

"Well, Ja!" he said, and left, still dragging a dreamy-eyed Kira. Kira on the other hand, was waving at me. He was saying, "Bye, small little girl. G-o-o-d-b-ye..."

Now, now, now. Where to find Sado-kun. Hhmm...

I continued walking along the streets when I felt someone was watching me, or rather, following me. I decided to take a lot of left then right turns. I was right. Someone is following me. I can hear steps, with the same patterns—training is kicking in. I take a look back, and it's a big guy. Tall. Looks very familiar though. I continue walking and quickly hided by an alley.

When I saw him pass by I jumped at him, reached his head and kept hitting him—I'm a very strong jumper. Then, he was still silent even as I was hitting him. He wasn't retaliating, and when he got a good grip of my back, he simply lifted me and placed me in front of him, and set me down.

"Sado?" I said.

He simply looked at me, and looked, according to my judgment, guilty.

"You were following me?" I asked.

"No..." he denied, but he was such a terrible liar. Then, it hit me. I needed him! So it doesn't really matter now whether he was following me or not. Then, I pretended to believe him.

"Okay." I smiled, as cutely as I could. He sighed, very elaborately, I would say. Such a good hearted person, but I am sure I can convince him to come with me. He'll be my accomplice in no time! hahahahaha

"Where are you going?" He asked. I'm still getting used to him, being this talkative.

"Actually, I have an errand from Urahara-san." I replied.

"Need help?"

"Uhm...could you point out again, where Ishida residence is? I kinda forgot."

"Okay, let's go."

"You're coming with me?"

"Sure." And he was in silent mode again. I decided to go with it. When he stopped walking, he pointed to the house and said, "This is it."

"Thank you!" I smiled brightly at him. He decided not to leave me alone, and I let him. HE just didn't need to know what I was stealing from the Ishidas.

I took the shades from my collar and wore it. I also took out the remote, and turned the x-ray on. First, I could see normally, then I adjusted the glasses up by the remote, slowly I could see the interior of the house. I was searching for any green thing I would find, but there was none. Then, I decided to look down. A basement. It was there, and a whole lot of it. Why would Ishida need such things? And now, it was time to go into cat mode. Infiltration, a go. Oh! Sado is still here. I have to get rid of him.

"Sado-kun!" I turned to him, after I removed the sunglasses. He simply stepped closer, no verbal reply whatsoever.

"I need you to stall Uryuu Ishida for me."

He appeared to be a bit uncertain. But still, no reply. He just waited for me to explain or continue, which I did.

"I just need to get into the house, and find something that Urahara-san needs. I need you to stall Uryuu for me, so that I could be safe in there. I've already found where it is, but I have to be extra careful. And I've checked that no one is inside, so I'll be okay." Then, I smiled brightly at him again.

"Okay."

"Thank you so much!" I hugged him quickly and turned to the locks of the gate, and started my operation. "Oh, and yeah, he is at a cafe, I'm sure you know where he is. You'll find him, Thanks!"

Meanwhile...

"Tessai-kun," Urahara said. "Imagine that, I just created a triangle!" and he was chuckling to himself. Tessai found it only a little funny, so he was smiling.

"Can't believe Shuhei, he had to come here and make me explain. Now, he doesn't even have any idea what hit him. The first person he saw was Kira! That's disastrous." Then, Urahara left Tessai to watch over the store, and went to his underground lair.

A couple of hours later, Yoruichi came underground as well.

"How did you manage to get rid of that lovey-dovey of yours?" Urahara couldn't help but ask.

"Oh, you mean Ichigo?," she said in a flirty manner. "I never kiss and tell!" then, she laughed.

Urahara simply stared at her. He was jealous, but he would never admit that. And knew Yoruichi wouldn't do such a thing, right? He doubted that himself, but then. Yoruichi sat beside him.

"I beat him to a pulp!" and she laughed even louder. Urahara was a bit surprised. He looked at her and waited for her to continue.

"You think I don't know what you're up to?" She asked, smiling, showing off her cat fangs.

"What am I up to?" Urahara said naively.

She slapped the back of his head, making his hat drop to the floor and said. "Why didn't you tell me? Quit lying!" she was still smiling though.

"Okay, okay. I'll have to concede." Urahara said.

"And you had that kid-version of Renji spy at me. You are such a jealous guy." She stood and faced him directly.

"So, what are you plotting, 'Matchmaker'? Or maybe you prefer, 'Cupid'?" she was still giggling.

"Nothing big, really, just an experiment. I was getting a bit bored."

"I don't believe you." She said and bent down to see him face to face. "Spill!"

Urahara held his breathe, and had his face look a bit bloated, not wanting to tell her the truth. And he was squinting too.

"Spill it! Or i'll do something crazy with that Ichigo kid, you made fall madly in love with me. Anyway, I am a bit bored too, got to have some adventures." And she winked at Urahara. "So, how long does that stuff last?"

"I actually have no idea, it is still an experiment. Under observation, and in progress."

"So, the truth, why are you doing this?"

"This is going to sound lame, but, I think Seretei needs a lot of work in the romance department."

"You are still lying!"

"That's the truth. It's up to you to believe me though."

This time, Yoruichi stood, leaning back a bit, evaluating Urahara and narrowing her eyes, in an act as if to really probe him.

"Okay, then. SO what's the plan?"

And on Ururu's side.

Yes! I got it, I got it! Three capsule-looking thingies. And I'm good to go.

Then I heard Sado's voice from the outside. I wore the sunglasses, slowly adjusting it, enough to see if there was anyone outside, and there Sado was, with the snob who can't appreciate cute things Ishida! What to do, what to do...

A-ha! Sado is still distracting him, best go out the back door.

After some moments that I cannot really explain much in detail how I did it, I was outside, and saw the two still arguing. So, i wanted to take Sado out of it.

"Sado-kun! I need help at the shop, please come with me. I have to lift a lot of heavy things."

"Okay," he replied, then looked at Ishida and said, "Ja!"

When we were already some streets a way, I simply said, "Mission accomplished!" and I skipped all the way to the shop.


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