FREAKING DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN STAR WARS OR PIPINS SONG OR FACE BOOK OR THIS STORY. IF I STAR WARS OR FACE BOOK OR PIPIN'S SONG I WOULD BE A GENIUS (BILLIONAIR PLAYBOY PHILANTROPIST TIME TRAVELOR). THE USER FATAMYISAWSOME LET ME OWN THIS ONLY TO CONTINUE IT.

OK I'M SORRY. I AM SO SO SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING YESTERDAY. I WAS AT A FOOD FESTIVAL, HAD A MEAL WITH ROB (17TH BIRTHDAY) AND TALKED WITH CONOR ON THE PHONE ABOUT WHO WE LOVE. I'M NOT GONNA SAY (I'LL TELL YOU NEVER). TO SHOW I'M SORRY I'LL GIVE YOU A SUPER DOUPER LONG CHAPTER. 2 IN 1. AINT I NICE?

Anakin Skywalker and Ahsoka Tano are in a relationship.

Obi-Wan commented on this status by saying: finally I was getting quite annoyed at you pair flirting all the time

Yoda's comment was: Mad it is. Approve I do not. Married in the temple you will not be

Anakin's reply to Yoda was: What

Ahsoka's reply to Yoda was: What

Mace Windu commented IN REPLY TO Anakin and Ahsoka's comments: SAY WHAT AGAIN I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHER F*CKER!

Padme Nabriella commented on Ahsoka and Anakin's status: Anakin that's stupid. Come back to me. I want you back

Anakin replied to Padme: Ha-ha you're begging is weaker than your fighting skills. Oh and as Wolverine would say go f*ck yourself.

Padme replied to Anakin: Technically we're still married so you're technically cheating on me.

Ahsoka replied to Padme: Nope he got the divorce papers today

Padme's reply: Bollocks

Obi-Wan replied to Padme: Nope here they are*Obi-Wan places a picture of divorce papers on to StarBook

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A/N this is the end but I promised you 2 chapters today in 1 chapter so it's really a chapter inside a chapter (Chapter-ception) here is the second today. Aint I nice?

Obi-wan has updated his status:

Home is behind
The world ahead
And there are many paths to tread
Through shadow
To the edge of night
Until the stars are all aligth

Mist and shadow
Cloud and shade
All shall fade
All shall...fade- Pipin's epic song

Ahsoka commented: Gives me shivers each time I hear it

Obi-Wan replied to Ahsoka's comment: Same

Anakin commented on Obi-Wan's status. It's also on The Hobbit: The Battle of Five Armies trailer. I'm going to go see it when it's realised in cinema.

Obi-Wan replied to Anakin by saying: I when's it in cinema

Mace Windu replied to Obi-Wan: December 18th. Oh by the way tickets are nearly sold out.

Anakin replied to Mace's comment: Already. Right imma go order some now. Who wants to go?

Ahsoka replied to Anakin's comment: Me

Obi-Wan also replied to Anakin: Me 2 m8

Jacob Barrs (A/N ME) also replied to Anakin: Me 3. Thanks dude

Anakin commented on Obi-Wans status: So that's 3 tickets I need to order not including mine

Ahsoka replied to Anakin: DO IT NOW OR I WILL KILI THE F*CK OUT OF YOU.

Anakin's reply was this: *gives cock salute* Yes drill sergeant

WOOHOO THAT'S 2 CHAPTERS DONE TODAY INSIDE EACH OTHER (CHAPTER CEPTION). NOW ONLY 1 THING NEEDS TO BE SAID AND I WILL SEE YOU L8TER FOR THE ALMOST PENULTIMATE CHAPTER OF STARWARS AND FACEBOOK DON'T MIX. THAT WORD IS

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