"Z that was amazing!" Harry yelled, tearing down the hall, "Oh my God, you are brill!"

"Yeah," Rona and Hermione agreed, grinning like Cheshire cats. Z drank in all the glory and wished that it would never end. I wonder what would happen if I wandered into Snape's office, like, ten minutes late, staring like an imbecile, not knowing what I've done wrong when he glares at me, Z thought, grinning at the sight. When she told the others, they all cheered and slapped her back.

"You're awesome, Z!" Harry said, smiling. Z smiled back. Phase two was commencing. To help ease the nervousness, Z began to sing her favourite song, I kissed a girl, but instead of the words 'I kissed a girl' she sang I kissed a teacher so the song went like this:

"This was never the way I planned
not my intention
I got so brave, drink in hand
Lost my discretion
It's not what, I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
Caught my attention

I kissed a teacher and I liked it

The taste of her cherry chap sticks,
I kissed a teacher just to try it

I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
it don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a teacher and I liked it

I liked it

No, I don't even know your name
It does matter
Your my experimental game
Just human nature
It's not what, good girls do
not how they should behave
My head gets so confused

Hard to obey

I kissed a teacher and I liked it

The taste of her cherry chaps tick
I kissed a teacher just to try it

I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
don't I'm in love tonight
I kissed a teacher and I liked it

I liked it

Us girls we are so magical,
soft skin, red lips, so kissable

hard to resist, so touchable
too good to deny it
Ain't no big deal, it's innocent
I kissed a teacher and I liked it

The taste of her cherry chaps tick, I kissed a teacher just to try it

I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
don't I'm in love tonight
I kissed a teacher and I liked it

I liked it!" When she finished, many of the students were staring at her as though she were crazy. Ignoring them, she began to think of what it would be like to kiss Snape. Naw, she thought, what am I thinking? Snorting at her own stupidity, Z headed towards Snape's office, half an hour late.