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I Love you, Pass the ketchup!

Note: hey guys sorry I haven't been updating but you guys haven't been reviewing! P.s- I loved twenty-one is the lonliest number… by far the best ep this season!

Lorelai- oh, how are you two?

Rory- we're fine. I'll tell you about it later. How's your night going?

Lorelai- oh! It's been fantastic, except that we need you to come pick us up.

Rory- where are you?

Lorelai- the police station.

Rory- what! We're you arrested?

Lorelai- yes.

Rory- for what? It wasn't- was it?

Lorelai- no rory, we didn't have a lisence!

Rory- ok ok. I'll let you explain later. I'll be there soon.

Lorelai- thank you! (hangs up)(walks back into cell) Rory's gunna come get us.

Luke- great! What should we tell her?

Lorelai- I'll tell her later, there's no reason she needs to know now.

Luke- ok.

Lorelai- what are you gunna do about your boat? And you truck?

Luke- I'll get them tomorrow.

Lorelai- hmmmmm… why so quiet?

Luke- just thinking.

Lorelai- bout what?

Luke- I'm sorry tonight got so messed up. It wasn't supposed to end like this.

Lorelai- this makes it more memorable!

Luke- I wanted it to be perfect.

Lorelai- luke, I already told you! It was perfect, it is perfect!

Luke- Damn Kirk and his rules. (laughs and smiles)

Lorelai- (laughs and smiles back lovingly) (rory comes in)

Rory- hey I just bailed you guys out!

Lorelai- oh hey hon! Thank you! (stands up)(walks out with Luke)

Rory- we'll talk about this in the morning, it's past your bedtime, lets go home.(all walk out of station into parking lot)

Luke- I think I'll just go back to my place.

Lorelai- no! Luke, come over! Please.

Luke- it is late though.

Lorelai- it doesn't matter.

Rory- Jess is over!

Lorelai- you left him alone in our house!(rory shoots Lorelai angry look)

Luke- ok, I'll come. (yawns as he gets in car)

Lorelai- Luke, you look exhausted! Maybe you should go home.

Luke- ok. (looks agitated) I'll come, get Jess and we can walk home from your place.

Lorelai- sounds good.

(in Lorelai's front yard, Lorelai and Luke are standing in front of house steps holding hands)

Lorelai- so I'll be in for breakfast tomorrow.

Luke- want to pre-order?

Lorelai- oo is that a special fiancé only thing?

Luke- yes it is.

Lorelai- pancakes! With whipped cream! Oh and eggs!

Luke- you make me sick.

Lorelai- you asked! (smiles) Luke, tonight was-, I think maybe, the best night of my life. It's right up there with front row at the Bangles.

Luke- (smiles)oh- this..(brings box out of pocket) is for you. (hands box) (lorelai opens it)

Lorelai- oh my god! I love it! Thank you! (puts on silver ring with scattered diamonds)

Luke- I thought you'd like it.

Lorelai- I do! Thank you! And there will be more thanking later.

Luke- I'm looking forward to that. (envelopes Lorelai into passionate kiss)

Lorelai- now go home so I can watch you walk away.

(jess comes out)(Luke and Lorelai have arms around eachother)

Jess- you guys are sick.

Luke- ready?

Jess- yes. (Rory comes to door)

Rory- Bye Jess, see you tomorrow! Bye Luke!

Jess- see ya (luke waves)

Luke- goodnight Lorelai.

Lorelai- goodnight. (smiles romantically)(walks into house)

Rory- so……

Lorelai- so…

Rory- what happened? What did you do?

Lorelai- well… we went to the lake and went out on his boat with a picnic and then anchored and watched the sunset.

Rory- and..

Lorelai- and.. then Kirk came and arrested us and you bailed us out.

Rory- no, no. there's something else. Why are you smiling so much? (looks up and down body and stops on hand) oh my god mom! What's this!

Lorelai- oh ya! What do ya know!

Rory- he proposed! You said yes!

Lorelai- yes I did!

Rory- was it at sunset with champagne and the sparkling lake?

Lorelai- nooo it was in the jail cell. But it was just as romantic!

Rory- that's so sweet!

Lorelai- I still can't believe. (flops down on couch) I'm getting married. To Luke. I'm getting married to Luke.

Rory- mom?

Lorelai- ya kid?

Rory- I'm so happy for you.

Lorelai- I'm happy for me too. I'm exhausted. I'm goin to bed.

Rory- ok. Me too.

Lorelai- oh wait!

Rory- what?

Lorelai- what happened with Jess?

Rory- what happened with Jess.

Lorelai- what happened with Jess?

Rory- Miss. Patty told him.

Lorelai- oh oh.

Rory- he was mad.

Lorelai- oh oh.

Rory- quit doing that!

Lorelai- sorry.

Rory- so we talked, and yelled, and managed to get a few things straight. We are still dating, and he was shocked but ok when he found out.

Lorelai- bu-

Rory- don't say anything! He knows about my miscarriage. Oh ya. Gramma called.

Lorelai- why?

Rory- to see how I was doing and to ask why we never showed up for dinner last night. You said you called her!

Lorelai- I did? Hmmm.. that's strange. It must have been my evil twin!

Rory- she also said that you were irresponsible to leave me alone tonight.

Lorelai- you're 20! Did you tell her that?

Rory- yes. She expects dinner on Friday and she wants you to bring Luke.

Lorelai- What! Did you tell her about us?

Rory- I said you were back together.

Lorelai- I'll ask Luke, but god I hope he's busy.

Rory- now I'm really going to bed.

Lorelai- You don't think I'm irresponsible to you?

Rory- of course I do!

(At Luke's, Lorelai is sitting drinking coffee at the counter)

Lorelai- so has anyone mentioned anything to you yet?

Luke- nope

Lorelai- that's weird, maybe they don't know. I kinda feel like the attention.

Luke- Patty and Babette are right there.

Lorelai- ooo! (walks over) Hey Patti, Babette!

Patti- Hi darling!

Babette- good morning Lorelai!

Lorelai- good morning! (places left hand on table)

Babette- what have you been up to recently, haven't seen ya much!

Lorelai- oh you know, been very busy at the Inn and with Rory.

Patti- oh how is Rory?

Lorelai- she's fine! (picks up coffee and shows off ring)

Babette- that's good! Hey Lorelai, whats that boulder doing on your finger?

Lorelai- well, funny you should ask- (luke comes by)

Luke- coffee anyone?

Patti- Luke, did you see that boulder on Lorelai's finger?

Luke- yes I put it there.

Babette- why would you do that?

Luke- because she let me…

Babette- huh?

Lorelai- we're engaged! This is my engagement ring! (luke leaves)

Patti- oooh! Wow, it's just like the ring my third husband gave me!

Lorelai- I know, it's beautiful!

Babette- (staring off at Luke) what a body he has! I bet he's strong! Is he strong?

Lorelai- (awkwardly) I ah think probably yes.

Babette- mmm! Lucky woman you are!

Patti- very lucky! We thought you two would never tie the knot!

Lorelai- well, we are! I'm very lucky to have him! (Luke comes by)

Luke- breakfast's on the counter.

Lorelai- thanks. Bye Babette, Patti!

Babette- Bye Lorelai!

Patti- Bye sugar! (pair stands up and leaves)

(at counter)

Lorelai- okay, you need to listen and think very carefully about what I'm about to say.
luke- I'm listening.

Lorelai- my mother called. Apparently I'm not out of Friday night dinners.

Luke- ok.

Lorelai- that's not all. When she asked where I was..

Luke- oh no.

Lorelai- Rory told her we were back together. She invited you to dinner.

Luke- but I-

Lorelai- It's totally alright if you don't want to, I'll just tell her you're busy.

Luke- no, I can't anyways. I'm busy on Friday.

Lorelai- oh! Ok..

Luke- I have to drive up to Boston to see a relative who just got a hip replacement.

Lorelai- oooh. How long?

Luke- Friday to Monday.

Lorelai- all weekend! Luke this sucks! Our first week engaged and your going to be away for half of it.

Luke- uh.. sorry?

Lorelai- its ok. (Rory comes in)

Rory- Luke, hey! Congradulations!

Luke- thank you Rory.

Lorelai- where's my hello?

Rory- hi mom (kisses cheek) I got stopped 5 times on the way here asking for details!

Lorelai- yup! Seems about right, Patty and Babette just left.

Rory- they all have differeny opinions on what happened.

Lorelai- oh god I should have told Babette how it happened!

Rory- you told them!

Lorelai- yah! (Luke comes by)

Luke- she wanted the attention. (lorelai smiles, Luke leaves)

Rory- you dirty rotten scoundrel! Hey now that you guys are getting married, you can tell me all your dating stories! How'd you say I love you?

Lorelai- well…- wait! I don't know!

Rory- you don't know?

Lorelai- we never told eachother that!

Rory- really? That's strange.

Lorelai- woah, way to make my feel good about myself!

Rory- sorry I just- I don't know. You're getting married and you haven't said it.

Lorelai- It's no big deal, it's obvious we both feel that way.

Rory- I don't know mom, if you can't say I love you how are you gonna say-

Lorelai- Luke!

Luke- ya?

Lorelai- I love you!

Luke- Dito!

Lorelai- and that's how its done!

Rory- (claps) There's the way to geth the coal out of your stocking!

Lorelai- Rory, how's Jess?

Rory- great way to turn the tables Gilmore!

Lorelai- thank you very much Lorelai!

Rory- things are a bit shaky but they'll settle down.

Lorelai- have you said I love you?

Rory- no.

Lorelai- well you know, you can't say pass the ketchup before you say I love you!

Rory- for heaven's sake, you're getting married!

Lorelai- (laughs) I know, I love you. Pass the ketchup. (Rory passes it)