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I Love you, Pass the ketchup!
Note: hey guys sorry I haven't been updating but you guys haven't been reviewing! P.s- I loved twenty-one is the lonliest number… by far the best ep this season!
Lorelai- oh, how are you two?
Rory- we're fine. I'll tell you about it later. How's your night going?
Lorelai- oh! It's been fantastic, except that we need you to come pick us up.
Rory- where are you?
Lorelai- the police station.
Rory- what! We're you arrested?
Lorelai- yes.
Rory- for what? It wasn't- was it?
Lorelai- no rory, we didn't have a lisence!
Rory- ok ok. I'll let you explain later. I'll be there soon.
Lorelai- thank you! (hangs up)(walks back into cell) Rory's gunna come get us.
Luke- great! What should we tell her?
Lorelai- I'll tell her later, there's no reason she needs to know now.
Luke- ok.
Lorelai- what are you gunna do about your boat? And you truck?
Luke- I'll get them tomorrow.
Lorelai- hmmmmm… why so quiet?
Luke- just thinking.
Lorelai- bout what?
Luke- I'm sorry tonight got so messed up. It wasn't supposed to end like this.
Lorelai- this makes it more memorable!
Luke- I wanted it to be perfect.
Lorelai- luke, I already told you! It was perfect, it is perfect!
Luke- Damn Kirk and his rules. (laughs and smiles)
Lorelai- (laughs and smiles back lovingly) (rory comes in)
Rory- hey I just bailed you guys out!
Lorelai- oh hey hon! Thank you! (stands up)(walks out with Luke)
Rory- we'll talk about this in the morning, it's past your bedtime, lets go home.(all walk out of station into parking lot)
Luke- I think I'll just go back to my place.
Lorelai- no! Luke, come over! Please.
Luke- it is late though.
Lorelai- it doesn't matter.
Rory- Jess is over!
Lorelai- you left him alone in our house!(rory shoots Lorelai angry look)
Luke- ok, I'll come. (yawns as he gets in car)
Lorelai- Luke, you look exhausted! Maybe you should go home.
Luke- ok. (looks agitated) I'll come, get Jess and we can walk home from your place.
Lorelai- sounds good.
(in Lorelai's front yard, Lorelai and Luke are standing in front of house steps holding hands)
Lorelai- so I'll be in for breakfast tomorrow.
Luke- want to pre-order?
Lorelai- oo is that a special fiancé only thing?
Luke- yes it is.
Lorelai- pancakes! With whipped cream! Oh and eggs!
Luke- you make me sick.
Lorelai- you asked! (smiles) Luke, tonight was-, I think maybe, the best night of my life. It's right up there with front row at the Bangles.
Luke- (smiles)oh- this..(brings box out of pocket) is for you. (hands box) (lorelai opens it)
Lorelai- oh my god! I love it! Thank you! (puts on silver ring with scattered diamonds)
Luke- I thought you'd like it.
Lorelai- I do! Thank you! And there will be more thanking later.
Luke- I'm looking forward to that. (envelopes Lorelai into passionate kiss)
Lorelai- now go home so I can watch you walk away.
(jess comes out)(Luke and Lorelai have arms around eachother)
Jess- you guys are sick.
Luke- ready?
Jess- yes. (Rory comes to door)
Rory- Bye Jess, see you tomorrow! Bye Luke!
Jess- see ya (luke waves)
Luke- goodnight Lorelai.
Lorelai- goodnight. (smiles romantically)(walks into house)
Rory- so……
Lorelai- so…
Rory- what happened? What did you do?
Lorelai- well… we went to the lake and went out on his boat with a picnic and then anchored and watched the sunset.
Rory- and..
Lorelai- and.. then Kirk came and arrested us and you bailed us out.
Rory- no, no. there's something else. Why are you smiling so much? (looks up and down body and stops on hand) oh my god mom! What's this!
Lorelai- oh ya! What do ya know!
Rory- he proposed! You said yes!
Lorelai- yes I did!
Rory- was it at sunset with champagne and the sparkling lake?
Lorelai- nooo it was in the jail cell. But it was just as romantic!
Rory- that's so sweet!
Lorelai- I still can't believe. (flops down on couch) I'm getting married. To Luke. I'm getting married to Luke.
Rory- mom?
Lorelai- ya kid?
Rory- I'm so happy for you.
Lorelai- I'm happy for me too. I'm exhausted. I'm goin to bed.
Rory- ok. Me too.
Lorelai- oh wait!
Rory- what?
Lorelai- what happened with Jess?
Rory- what happened with Jess.
Lorelai- what happened with Jess?
Rory- Miss. Patty told him.
Lorelai- oh oh.
Rory- he was mad.
Lorelai- oh oh.
Rory- quit doing that!
Lorelai- sorry.
Rory- so we talked, and yelled, and managed to get a few things straight. We are still dating, and he was shocked but ok when he found out.
Lorelai- bu-
Rory- don't say anything! He knows about my miscarriage. Oh ya. Gramma called.
Lorelai- why?
Rory- to see how I was doing and to ask why we never showed up for dinner last night. You said you called her!
Lorelai- I did? Hmmm.. that's strange. It must have been my evil twin!
Rory- she also said that you were irresponsible to leave me alone tonight.
Lorelai- you're 20! Did you tell her that?
Rory- yes. She expects dinner on Friday and she wants you to bring Luke.
Lorelai- What! Did you tell her about us?
Rory- I said you were back together.
Lorelai- I'll ask Luke, but god I hope he's busy.
Rory- now I'm really going to bed.
Lorelai- You don't think I'm irresponsible to you?
Rory- of course I do!
(At Luke's, Lorelai is sitting drinking coffee at the counter)
Lorelai- so has anyone mentioned anything to you yet?
Luke- nope
Lorelai- that's weird, maybe they don't know. I kinda feel like the attention.
Luke- Patty and Babette are right there.
Lorelai- ooo! (walks over) Hey Patti, Babette!
Patti- Hi darling!
Babette- good morning Lorelai!
Lorelai- good morning! (places left hand on table)
Babette- what have you been up to recently, haven't seen ya much!
Lorelai- oh you know, been very busy at the Inn and with Rory.
Patti- oh how is Rory?
Lorelai- she's fine! (picks up coffee and shows off ring)
Babette- that's good! Hey Lorelai, whats that boulder doing on your finger?
Lorelai- well, funny you should ask- (luke comes by)
Luke- coffee anyone?
Patti- Luke, did you see that boulder on Lorelai's finger?
Luke- yes I put it there.
Babette- why would you do that?
Luke- because she let me…
Babette- huh?
Lorelai- we're engaged! This is my engagement ring! (luke leaves)
Patti- oooh! Wow, it's just like the ring my third husband gave me!
Lorelai- I know, it's beautiful!
Babette- (staring off at Luke) what a body he has! I bet he's strong! Is he strong?
Lorelai- (awkwardly) I ah think probably yes.
Babette- mmm! Lucky woman you are!
Patti- very lucky! We thought you two would never tie the knot!
Lorelai- well, we are! I'm very lucky to have him! (Luke comes by)
Luke- breakfast's on the counter.
Lorelai- thanks. Bye Babette, Patti!
Babette- Bye Lorelai!
Patti- Bye sugar! (pair stands up and leaves)
(at counter)
Lorelai-
okay, you need to listen and think very carefully about what I'm
about to say.
luke- I'm listening.
Lorelai- my mother called. Apparently I'm not out of Friday night dinners.
Luke- ok.
Lorelai- that's not all. When she asked where I was..
Luke- oh no.
Lorelai- Rory told her we were back together. She invited you to dinner.
Luke- but I-
Lorelai- It's totally alright if you don't want to, I'll just tell her you're busy.
Luke- no, I can't anyways. I'm busy on Friday.
Lorelai- oh! Ok..
Luke- I have to drive up to Boston to see a relative who just got a hip replacement.
Lorelai- oooh. How long?
Luke- Friday to Monday.
Lorelai- all weekend! Luke this sucks! Our first week engaged and your going to be away for half of it.
Luke- uh.. sorry?
Lorelai- its ok. (Rory comes in)
Rory- Luke, hey! Congradulations!
Luke- thank you Rory.
Lorelai- where's my hello?
Rory- hi mom (kisses cheek) I got stopped 5 times on the way here asking for details!
Lorelai- yup! Seems about right, Patty and Babette just left.
Rory- they all have differeny opinions on what happened.
Lorelai- oh god I should have told Babette how it happened!
Rory- you told them!
Lorelai- yah! (Luke comes by)
Luke- she wanted the attention. (lorelai smiles, Luke leaves)
Rory- you dirty rotten scoundrel! Hey now that you guys are getting married, you can tell me all your dating stories! How'd you say I love you?
Lorelai- well…- wait! I don't know!
Rory- you don't know?
Lorelai- we never told eachother that!
Rory- really? That's strange.
Lorelai- woah, way to make my feel good about myself!
Rory- sorry I just- I don't know. You're getting married and you haven't said it.
Lorelai- It's no big deal, it's obvious we both feel that way.
Rory- I don't know mom, if you can't say I love you how are you gonna say-
Lorelai- Luke!
Luke- ya?
Lorelai- I love you!
Luke- Dito!
Lorelai- and that's how its done!
Rory- (claps) There's the way to geth the coal out of your stocking!
Lorelai- Rory, how's Jess?
Rory- great way to turn the tables Gilmore!
Lorelai- thank you very much Lorelai!
Rory- things are a bit shaky but they'll settle down.
Lorelai- have you said I love you?
Rory- no.
Lorelai- well you know, you can't say pass the ketchup before you say I love you!
Rory- for heaven's sake, you're getting married!
Lorelai- (laughs) I know, I love you. Pass the ketchup. (Rory passes it)
