Disclaimer: I don't own Animaniacs, so I will have to steel them in the darkness of night.
"It's that time again," said Yakko.
"To light fireworks in peoples house?" asked Wakko.
"To sing about the presidents?" asked Dot.
"No," said Yakko, "It's time to learn today's patriotic moral, and for that we turn to the wheel of morality."
"NOOOOO!" said Wakko and Dot.
"Hay! The wheel brings boring lessons to the children of America!" said Yakko.
"But there is no reason to learn this stuff," said Wakko.
"Who came up with this stupid wheel of morality anyway!" said Dot.
"The President," said Yakko.
"Really? He did? Hehe, what a great idea!" said Dot.
"Yeah I love the wheel of morality," said Wakko.
"Soooo," said Yakko, "Wheel of morality, turn, turn, turn, tell us the lesson we shall learn, Bankrupt, and today's moral is… What?"
"Bankrupt? We never landed there before!" said Dot.
"If you think that is a shock, you should see the feudal deficit," said Yakko.
"Should we turn it again?" asked Wakko.
"Ahhhhhh… I don't think so, there is no morals for the wheel now, maybe someday there will be Wakko," said Yakko as he and his sibs walked off screen.
Ralph runs on screen, "I will catch you crazy… Duuuuaaaahhhh, where did they goe's?"
Oh America, why did you dig yourself where you are now?
