A/N: This is it ladies and gentlemen! If you couldn't tell by my profile picture, AleHeather is my all time favorite couple of Total Drama! This chapter has been eating me alive to write it and now I finally get the chance! This will be a two parter, so hold on to your hats!

Edit: After watching the Total Drama All-Stars Finale tonight, it seems that this episode has caused a MAJOR plot hole in my story A.K.A Heather and Alejandro actually liking each other. While I was really happy to see this, I'm reworking some parts of the chapter to explain why they are on bad terms ten years later. It will not change the interview significantly, but I'm just doing it for plot purposes! It is only a small edit in the beginning, so if you've already read the chapter, don't feel the need to read it from top to bottom all over again. If you do see another plot hole that I missed though, please PM me so I can fix it right away!


DP: I hope that all of you were able to contain your excitement for this episode! These two I've wanted to interview for a very long time!

Alejandro: Dan, that means a lot to me! And to Heather as well, I assume? (Looks at her and winks)

Heather: Maybe I should come back another time and do my interview solo? So Mr. Fantastic here can get all the screen time he wants?

A: Its Burromuerto. But I appreciate the fact you find me fantastic.

H: That's not what I…..

DP: I'm surprised Heather! You fell for Alejandro pretty hard in World Tour, you can't tell me that it was just show? And there is the All-Star Finale! You two were dating! How do you explain that!

H: Like I said before, none of those feeling were real! I just needed him to think that so he would be a weaker opponent! And the finale was a fluke. My agent decided it would be good for my image to have TV boyfriend, and since AleStupido here checked all the boxs, I went with him!

A: Heather, that hurts! Don't tell me you didn't enjoy our second kiss!

H: While better than that first one, I was still barfing the WHOLE TIME!

A: And those confessional tapes! All those sad faces you made when you realized I would be gone? And the fact that you let me win the finale?

H: I threw the wrong idol in by mistake! And I knew that you would watch those tapes, so I acted in the confessional too!

A: Heather, I know it is hard to push those cravings for me deep down into your heart, but you know how I feel about you! You don't have to hide it any longer!

DP: It is true, there are several fan sites run for AleHeather.

A: I would have called us HeathAndro. Always let the lady go first.

H: WE ARE NOT A COUPLE!

DP: Let's back up for a minute. What have you been up to since the show ended Heather?

H: Writing books on how to be famous, guest appearing on Dancing with the Stars, and next year I will be host the Gemies!

DP: Seriously? I thought I was in line for that! Oh, Chris is going to be really mad with you for taking his spot! How about you Alejandro?

A: Well, since All Stars, I've taken my father's job as a diplomat more seriously and have been touring many 3rd world countries, raising money for those people who are not able to purchase food for themselves.

DP: Very commendable! What do you have to say about that Heather?

H: Yeah, whatever, it nice, I guess…...

Alejandro puts his arm around her

A: Heather, please, you know how I feel, why don't you just admit you feel the same?

H: Because, that would ruin my ima-

A: So, you do care?

H: That is NOT what I meant. I was going to say that the image of the show would because we're the two greatest villains so, romance between us is not an option.

DP: Uh, according to the latest poll, Mal passed both of you for the best villain from Total Drama.

A: ¡Ni hablar! That fool was just lucky he got to the final two! I had much more strategy involved in my win.

H: And I was waaaay better at backstabbing people.

DP: Yes, but the fans say that he was just a better villain. He certainly did scare Chris more than you two ever did.

A: Who cares about that diablo, lets get back to the more important part of this interview, the reason Heather refuses to admit that she likes me.

DP: I'm glad you asked! We brought in someone just for you two! He is one of the worlds best psychiatrists, but you two may know him better by his first name. Everyone, please welcome, NOAH!

Noah walks in and bows before the cheering crowd. He takes a seat in the chair next to Dan.

Noah: It is great to be here Dan. I didn't think I'd have time to sit down for an interview, but since this is technically an evaluation, I don't need to take the day off!

A: Noah my friend, how are you? Catch any eels lately?

N: That was 10 years ago, Alejandro. I hope you've ceased your backstabbing ways?

A: Of course, amigo! I've grown out of those childish things!

N: Well, speaking of childish, Heather, you need to snap out of it!

H: WHAT? YOU LITTLE…

N: I mean with your feelings. You're 27 years old! Stop acting like a teenager with how you feel about this guy!

H: Why is everyone saying this? I'll spell it out for you! I NEVER LIKED HIM!

N: According to the research I did before I came here, that is one big fat lie.

A: Exactly what I said!

N: And I brought proof with me. Bring the TV out please.

Two set crew members wheel in a plasma TV.

N: Now, exhibit one of five.

It is a clip from the third season. Heather is in the confessional.

H: There is no way Sierra could have knocked that rock hard, walking prime rib of a…. jerkface!

N: There, a classic example of someone admitting feelings that they didn't mean to.

H: I told you already, I staged those tapes because I knew that Alejerko would be watching them!

N: Yes you did, but notice how quickly changed your statement about him. No one who is staging something like that would have that quick of a reaction time. I would have expected you to gush over him if you were faking, but your brain was trying to cover up what your heart was wanting.

A: (Smiles) Could we move on to example two, please?

N: Of course.

Season Three again. Alejandro is talking to Heather about her supposed upcoming elimination.

H: I know you messed with Leshawna. Bridgette too, probably. You're just lucky you didn't try anything on me!

N: This is a classic example of wanting more. You're expressing jealousy over what Alejandro did to the other two girls, inadvertently showing that you wanted him to do the same to you.

H: What? Have him stab me in the back?

N: No, you wanted him to show feelings for you, which is what he did to the other two, even if he never meant it. On to example number three.

On the bus during the London challenge. After Alejandro has been kidnapped by Jack the Ripper.

H: Do you think he's ok? Um… because wow big advantage for us!

N: Just another example of your heart speaking and then your brain taking over, trying to hide the fact that you have feelings for him.

A: I must say Heather, you've become much more beautiful since the show. All these old clips are bringing back memories.

H: Shut UP!

N: Example four, if I may.

Heather in the confessional again, after Alejandro fooled Courtney by flirting with her.

H: Al and Courtney? Not a chance! He's up to something.

Noah pauses the video, freezing it just when Heather shows a sign of fear.

N: That's your heart speaking through your body language. The idea that Alejandro could be falling for someone else was distasteful to you, so your body expressed your feelings.

A: And this couldn't have been staged right? She wasn't talking about me in the context of me liking her, but she was talking about me and Courtney!

N: Exactly! And now for the greatest piece of evidence of all, number five!

Heather in the confessional. After Alejandro said what he would have done with the drowning DJ and the life vest.

H: Oh, he is good. *Sigh*

N: Now normally, I would say that this was a false attempt of trying to get Alejandro to think you liked him, but the fact that this happens.

In the clip, Heather is shown trying to rip the camera out of the wall.

N: The fact that you are trying to get the camera back is showing that you did want him to see it. Romance 101, hiding something that shows your true feelings!

A: Thank you very much Noah. I will have to repay you somehow!

N: No need to, it was my pleasure!

H: HOLD UP! None of this is real proof! This was all ten years ago! How do you know that I haven't moved on with my life? What if I found someone else?

DP: I'm pretty sure it would make the cover of a couple of tabloids. Or at least a spot on Celebrity Manhunt.

H: Well, my feelings have changed. And that is that.

N: You basically admitted in that statement that you did like Alejandro on the show…..

A: That is enough Noah. I thank you for your help, but now I must step in and prove my case. With this letter!

H: You said you weren't going to read that!

A: Drastic times call for drastic measures, mi amor.

H: DON"T YOU READ THAT!

A: Alejandro,

H: I said don't read it!

A: Its me, Heather. Remember, your chica?

TO BE CONTINUED