For Miss Debwood-1999 :)

Frozen yogurt. A delicious low fat treat everyone enjoyed. Everyone except Dean. Due to his lactose intolerance he had to avoid dairy like the plague, but since his unethical prank on Seth and Roman it was his job to treat them to what ever they wanted and frozen yogurt was just that.

"Uhm..." Seth said staring up at the screen.

"Would you hurry up and make up your mind?" Dean snapped at the indecisive man only to receive a very hard elbow in the ribs from Roman. Patience was one thing on a long list of things he lacked.

"Shut up and let the man pick his yogurt." Roman said as he waited for the girl to make his.

"Look Dean, they have lactose free!" Seth said pointing up at the screen.

"So?" Dean asked looking at him raised brows. "Pick!" He ordered and Seth rolled his eyes.

"Just telling you so you can enjoy the delicious fat free treat. Its better than ice cream." He said with a grin.

"Fine if it will make you order faster I'll get some if that lactose free crap." He said.

"Strawberry banana for me." Seth said and when they all received their cups they picked a table and sat. Dean lifted the lemon smelling yogurt to his lips and gave it a lick. Not bad at all.

"This is great!" He said in delight as he began stuffing his face. Seth looked at him in disgust before clearing his throat, making Dean look up with a trail of melting off white yogurt dripping down his chin looking much like something else.

"Stop being a pig we're in public." He scolded him as Roman tried his best to hold in his laughter while looking at the drippage on Deans chin.

"What's funny Roman? I dont see or hear anything funny going on." He said slightly agitated before smiling. "There was this one time though where I made you both piss your beds."

Seth and Roman looked to one another, an equal thought coming to mind.

"Dean, hot chick, 3 o'clock." Roman said making the united states champions head swivel around. While he was distracted Roman swapped their yogurts knowing that in five minutes flat he would be running for the washroom.

"I dont see anyone." He said turning his attention back to his friends and resuming eating. "This tastes funny."

"You missed her she just walked out the door." Seth said trying to keep his cool.

"I thought I was eating lemon this tastes like...banan-you asshole!" He shouted at Roman as his abdomen began to cramp and the bloating began. He hadn't noticed the taste difference until half the cup was gone and he already knew what was coming next.

"Send us a post card while you're in there." Roman said with a cheeky smile as Dean pushed his chair back so hard it fell over and made haste for the bathroom.

"I'll fucking bag the after math and set it on fire outside your doors." He said back as he undid his pants along the way.