NolKonoha Bobobo Shorts Special: Smosh #3
By: SuperLuxray
Disclaimer: I don't Naruto, Bobobo, Shippuden, Smosh and their videos on all shorts*

IF KID SHOWS WERE REAL (With The Wiggin Trio and Naruto)
By: SuperLuxray

*Then The Wiggin Trio, Naruto, Ian and Anthony started watching Dora the Explorer*

Dora: What was your favorite part?

Anthony: I liked the part when Boots stole the burrito and ate it in the tree.

Naruto: Mine is when Boots danced around like a fool

Bobobo: Mine is when Dora begun puberty!

Don Patch: Mine is when Boots tried to kill the Swiper!

Jelly Jiggler: And mine is when Dora begins to tried to catch a star which she did so beautifully.

Dora: That's my favorite part too.

Ian: This show's so dumb! You do really know she can't hear you right?

Anthony: Uh, yeah it's a freaking show. Can you imagine how stupid it would be if kids shows were real.

*Then the Title: If Kids Shows were Real appears while the cheery music plays. Then it shows the Title "Care Bears"*

*Then it shows the Four Wiggin Specialists, Ian and Anthony behind the fence which contains a bear inside of it.*

Anthony: I need to talk to Care Bear. He'll know how to cheer me up!

Bobobo: Good Luck.

Don Patch, Naruto, and Jelly Jiggler: We'll go too!

Ian: Good luck.

*Then the Four climbed the fence*

Naruto, Don Patch, Jelly Jiggler, and Anthony: CARE BEAR!

*Then the bear mauls the Four Heroes*

Four Heroes: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Jelly Jiggler: IT HURTS! IT HURTS SO BAD!

Bobobo: GUYS! NO! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Ian: *in a shrieking voice* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

*Then it shows the Title: "Mighty Morphing Power Rangers"*

*Then Bobobo appears*

Bobobo: I'M NOT GOING TO BE THE BLACK RANGER THIS TIME! I QUIT, BITCH!

*Then it shows the Title: Blue's Clues*

*Then Steve (Don Patch) appears with Blue*

Don Patch: Alright, kids. Let's see if we can find one of Blue's Clues.

Blue: Bow, Bow.

(Then Don Patch found Blue's blue paw on the rug)

Don Patch: Is that a clue?

Blue: Bow, Bow, Bow.

Don Patch: Let's see.

*Then Don Patch realizes Blue used wet paint when touching with his finger as he got angry*

Don Patch: GOD DAMMIT BLUE, YOU GOT PAINT ALL OVER THE GOD DAMN HOUSE!

Blue: Bow, bow.

Don Patch: YOU BITCH! *kicks blue* BITCH, BITCH, BITCH, BITCH, BITCH, BITCH! *As he repetitively kicks Blue again* BITCH, BITCH, BITCH, BITCH, BITCH, BITCH! *Then it was interrupted but it was shown again as Don Patch still kicking Blue* BITCH, BITCH, BITCH, BITCH, BITCH, YOU MOTHER(bleeping) BITCH, I HATE YOU, BITCH, BITCH, BITCH, BITCH, BITCH! *But it was interrupted again but it shown again* BITCH BITCH! YOUUUUUUUU BITCH! *As he finally kicks blue to that window as it crashed but he realized that the kids are still watching as he calms down* You see kids, "Bitch" is a female dog.

*Then it shows the Title "Barney"*

*Then at a unknown house, Ian, Anthony and the Four Wiggin Specialists started to run away from the raging Barney*

Random Woman: HE'S EATING EVERYONE! *Then it shows a kid who were crawling away until One of Barney's hand and pulls the kid to him as it was interrupted*

*Then it shows Veggie Tales as it only showed a Gould, Tomato and a Pickle with Don Patch's face on it.*

*Then it shows Sesame Street*

*Then the Dead Cookie Monster, the Doctor (Anthony), and Kermit the Frog in a Hospital Room*

Kermit: So how did he croak?

Anthony: He's been eating nothing but cookies for the past forty-two years! *Examines Cookie Monster even more* And he smoked ass loads of meth! *Then shows Kermit a dead Jelly Jiggler*

Kermit: So how did he croak?

Anthony: He was eating fast foods non-stop for fifty years! (As he examines Don Patch even more) And he even smoked ass loads of crack!

*Then it shows THE Title: "Teletubbies"*

*Then Bobobo, Don Patch, Jelly Jiggler, Naruto, Ian and Anthony are outside screaming at the sun which has a baby's face on it (Ian)*

Sun: Hehh, Heh, hehe, heh hehe heh heh heh

*Then it shows the the Title: "Pee-wee's Playhouse*

*Then at a unknown house from somewhere*

Girl: Hey, I'm in the back, come in.

*Then Pee-Wee (Naruto) appears*

Pee-Wee: Hope you ready to see my little Pee-Wee!

*Then Chris Hanson (Ian) appears to Naruto*

Chris: Why don't you have a seat over there?

Pee-Wee: But I was just going to show everyone my little Pee-Wee. LOOK! *Then shows Chris a box of a fictional game console, the P-Wii

Chris: *Then he looked confused* I thought it was your di- can I play?

*Then Pee-Wee and Chris are playing on the P Wii. Then Chris beats Pee-Wee*

Chris: HA! Thirty love, BITCH!

*Then shows the Title: Reading Rainbow*

*Then the Kid from the Barney scene appears*

Kid: Hi! I would like to tell you about a book I read called Twilight! Its f**king sucks!

*Then shows the Title: "Thomas The Tank Engine"*

*Then an upset and uncomfortable looking Thomas (Anthony) appears*

Anthony: Kill…ME!

*Then shows the Title: "Bob the Builder"*

*Then Bob (Bobobo) appears as a fat man, smoking a cigar while banging on wood with a hammer, then takes out his cigar and spits*

*Then shows the Title: "The Wiggles"*

*Then the Wiggles (Bobobo, Anthony, Jelly Jiggler, and Naruto) are videotaping and taking pictures of girls which they saw one*

Anthony: Oh look at that bam.

*Police sirens are heard*

Naruto: OH S**T! THE COPS!

Jelly Jiggler: YOU GUYS GO! THE COPS AND I HAVE SOMETHING THAT NEED TO BE DONE! *Then pulls out a machine gun and shoots the cops*

Bobobo: WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!

*Then they ran away*

*After a few days, Jelly Jiggler is now in jail*

*Then back to Wiggin Trio, Naruto, Anthony and Ian sitting in the couch*

Ian: Okay. Now that would suck.

Wiggin Trio, and Naruto: Yeah, we're totally agree with that.

Anthony: I told you guys so.

Ian: Why are we even watching this? Can you just turn it off?

Anthony: Can't, lost the remote.

Ian: Fine…. *then pulls out a gun, and shoots the TV as it turns off but the bullet ricochets and hit Anthony in his shoulder*

Anthony: AH! YOU SHOT ME, YOU IDIOT!

Don Patch: *As he turned into Love Hunter Y* Don't worry, I'll save you using my special technique there is!

Anthony: Really, what is that?

Don Patch: The Love Hunter Y Death Potion, which you will be dead in an second, shutting every veins in your body so that you can rest in peace.

Anthony: HOW'S THAT GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?!

Love Hunter Y: It don't. But it will make all of us better about it. Here, let me show you. *Then drinks the whole potion in one big gulf* But it will only take a second about it. I am sorry that I destroyed your Mac, Anthony. Naruto, start being together with Sakura, Bobobo, hope you have a good life. Jelly Jiggler, go to the radiator and burn yourself to death. *Then dies in a second*

Anthony: Huh.

Ian: *Becomes scared* Oh-oh OH GOD! Wha-what do I do?!

Anthony: Ask the Audience.

Ian: NO! THAT'S STUPID!

Anthony, Bobobo, Naruto, and Jelly Jiggler: JUST DO IT!

Ian: Fine… *then turns to the audience* Who do you think I should do? ….OKAY! *Ian shoots Bobobo in the head* What do you want me to do now? ….WOW, OKAY! *Takes Naruto in the radiator and forced him to burn himself to death as he's nothing but a burned body* What do you think I should now? …. ALRIGHT! *Then eats Jelly Jiggler in a flash* Now what? ….GREAT IDEA! *Then grabs a bat and begins to hit himself in the head several times and dies*

Anthony: *looking uninterested* Wow, thanks a lot assh**les

The End!


*Then the scene changes*

*Then Link (Ian) arrives at the shop and being confronted by a Monster (Bobobo)*

Monster: Give me your MONEY!

Link: HOW DARE YOU CONFRONT THE BEARER OF THE MASTER SWORD! I WILL MAKE YOU SUFFER IN THE HANDS OF ZELDA! *Then after a few minutes, Link was beaten to shreds and the monster took all of his rupees*


*Then the scene changes*

Anthony: OH! GIRLFRIEND! *Then Anthony's girlfriend appears*

Girlfriend: What is it, Baby?

Anthony: I have a surprise for you, but first, put this on. *Then gives her a clothing of someone very familiar.*

Girlfriend: Okay… *Then after a few minutes, she got on her clothes as she looked like someone very familiar*

Anthony: *And put this wig on your hair*

*Then for a few minutes, she had hair shaped like a blonde ponytail and she looked like someone very familiar.*

Anthony: ALRIGHT! Are you ready?

Girlfriend: Aw, Baby. You're really being romantic for a change.

Anthony: Follow me. *Then grabs her hand and follows her to a room*

Anthony: This is the surprise

Girlfriend: *Then she looked really sad*

Anthony: Go on! Open it!

*Then she opened the door, and she gasped as she looked at Don Patch who were in men's clothing and with a rose in his mouth as he gasped happily*

Don Patch: INO! *Then he grabs Anthony's Girlfriend and pulls her to his bed*

Don Patch: Oh, my Ino. I'm so happy that I'll really want to have sex with you. Please make love to me right here and now.

Girlfriend: ANTHONY HELP ME!

Anthony: You two have fun on your honeymoon. *Then slowly closes the door as his girlfriend screams horribly*


*Then the scene changes*

Don Patch: *Then starts running while destroying many carts and buildings in his way* OH NO, I GOTTA GET LITTLE ANTHONIE A PRESENT FOR HIS BIRTHDAY! GOTTA HURRY! *As he found the store he started killing many people in his way as he found the present he need then he went to the Shop's Corner as he put the present in the corner* I want to get this please.

*Then the employee turned around and it revealed to be Anthony*

Don Patch: Honey….

Anthony: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MOTHAF**KER! *Then shoots Don Patch in the head*


*Then the scene changes*

*Then at Anthony and Ian's House, Our 6 heroes are just doing nothing, just looking at a collection of cats*

Bobobo: Hey Anthony….

Anthony: Yeah.

Bobobo: When will Ian come back?

Anthony: He should be here with the food right now.

Naruto: I'll go check. *Then he got out of Anthony's room and started going to the living room, when he got there, he saw something horrifying. It was something eating someone very familiar then he stopped and looked at Naruto*

?: Yahoahhoahhoah…..

Naruto: BARNEY!


*Then the scene changes*

Dengaku Man: GO GO GO! THESE DIRTBAGS WON'T DIE THEMSELVES! *as Dengaku Man and his group of guards started running to a house*

Naruto: Those good fo' nothing criminals won't get away this time.

Dengaku Man: We'll won't let them get away this time! And this time, we will get our rewards!

*Then they got into their positions and started aiming their guns at the door*

*Then the area got quiet for a moment, then the door slowly opened, and it revealed to be Don Patch, who was suddenly drunk.*

Don Patch: Hey guys! How's it going!

Dengaku Man: Don Patch! What are you doing here? Get outta here, we're looking for the good fo' nothing criminals that has been terrorizing this neighborhood!

Don Patch: Wha….criminals….I don't see no criminals around here.

Dengaku Man: So all of this have been a sham. Don Patch, have you created that scam?

Don Patch: Maybe, maybe not, I don't know.

Dengaku Man: *sighs* I can't believe that I'm gonna say this, but STAWP RIGHT THERE, YOU GOOD-FO NOTHING CRIMINAL!

Sergeant Anous: Hey Dengaku Man, have you found the criminal?

Dengaku Man: Yes I have sir, and it's this ungrateful good fo' nothing criminal that has gave us a sham!

Don Patch: I'm not gonna get arrest, I'll just go back and go to sleep.

Sergeant Anous: Dengaku Man, what do you say when he's resisting arrest.

Dengaku Man: SHOOT THIS BITCH! *Then shoots Don Patch multiple times, killing him*


*Then the scene changes*

Billy: Hey, DADDY! I found something that can really pleases you.

Dad: What is it son?

Billy: An new volume of Konoha Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo has just arrived, for your birthday!

Dad: Oh that's nice of you son. I'm gonna go watch it now.

*Then a few minutes later, Billy's dad has a seizure after watching the new episode of Konoha Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo*


*Then the scene changes*

PARENTS SUCK!
By: Brent (Anthony), and Billy (Ian) featured Bobobo

*Then Brent appears as he opens the door but after he says his goodbye to his mother*

Brent: THAT'S IT MOM! I'M MOVING OUT!

*Then Billy arrived outside too as he says his final goodbye*

Biily: Me too! *Leaves too but then comes back* Love you mom.

(Brent)
The Greatest thing ever just happened to me!
You see!
Take that mom, you can't tell me how to be.
I'm living on my own and I've got no rules.
Yeah I rue my own house and I'll tell you what I'll do!

(Two brothers)
Ha!

(Brent)
First I'll grab some milk; drink it straight from the jug
Then grab a sandwich, eat it butt-naked on the rug!
All these wrack fruit snackswith only five in the pack.

(Mrs. Hamburger)
Only eat one!

(Brent)
F**K THAT! I'LL SNACK TIL I YACK!

*Then it shows Billy and Brent with a group of people are partying at their house*

(Brent)
NO MORE PARENTS! NO MORE RULES!

(Billy)
Yeah, nice try mom, but I ain't no fool!

(Brent)
NO MORE BATH TIME! NO MORE HUGS!

(Billy)
And if I feel like I will crap on the rug

(Brent)
NO MORE MOMMY! NO MORE DAD!

(Billy)
Living on my own, most fun I've ever had
I eat cookies for breakfast and I don't get a f**k!
Shoot your squirties in the air and say (Everyone) PARENTS SUCK!

(Brent)
My parents aren't around me to tell me what I can't say.
so I yell f**k, s**t, and darn every day

(Billy)
My parents aren't around me to tell me what to do,
so I leave the door open when I take a big poo

(Brent)
My parents aren't around to make me mow the law
instead I watch dirty vids with the volume on

(Billy)
My parents aren't around to say I can't watch certain flicks,
They won't let me watch Bambi, what a bunch of dicks!

(Brent)
NO MORE PARENTS! NO MORE RULES!

(Billy)
Yeah nice try mom, but I ain't no fool!

(Brent)
NO MORE BATH TIME! NO MORE HUGS!

(Billy)
And if we feel like it, we will crap on the rug!

(Brent)
NO MORE MOMMY! NO MORE DAD!

(Billy)
Finally I can wear my skanky top that I had
I'm eating shards of glass and I don't give a f**k!
Shoot your squirties in the air and say (Everyone) PARENTS SUCK!

*Then Billy blows the horn in the air*

Brent: LISTEN UP FOOLS, YOU'LL KNOW WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE! BOBOBO-BO BO-BOBO IS ABOUT TO GET IT DOWN ON YA!

*Then it shows Bobobo as a rapper*

(Bobobo)
Listen up, lemme tell ya something cool.
Parents sucks balls than Snooki's long hair, fool
They won't let me spend time with my hot girlfriend
But when I left them, I was happy as s**t as I went with my best friend!
Thanks to my courage, I can run real wild
Without parents, I can do what I want right here and now!
I don't care what you mother**kas have to say about me!
But I'm so happy that I'll party all night with GLEE!

(Brent)
NO MORE PARENTS! NO MORE RULES!

(Billy)
Yeah nice try mom, but I ain't no fool!

(Brent)
NO MORE BATH TIMES! NO MORE HUGS!

(Billy)
AND IF WE FEEL LIKE IT, WE WILL CRAP ALL OVER THE FLOOR!

(Brent)
NO MORE MOMMY! NO MORE DAD!

(Billy)
Yeah I can wear my hooker clothes all night long!
I'm eating bombs for brunch and I don't give a f**k!
Shoot your squirties in the air and say (everyone) PARENTS SUCK!

(Brent)
No one to make me clean my room each day of the week

(Billy)
No one to read me bedtimes and kiss me on the cheek!

(Brent)
No one to zip my jacket when it's cold outside!

(Billy)
No one to tell me to take my insulin when I'm 'bout die!

(Brent)
No one to do my laundry when it stinks up the house!

(Billy)
No one to cuddle at night when I'm scared of a mouse!

(Brent)
No one to tell me not to take candy from strangers

(Billy)
No one to tell me not to show my peepee to strangers *As the strangers beats up Billy*

Brent: *calls his mother* Hey mom…

Mrs. Hamburger: Hey son!

Brent: …do you think I can move back in?

Mrs. Hamburger: F**K NO! *then hangs up leaving Brent scared*

The End!


*Then Beauty appears*
Beauty: Time for the Ending Long Short! Wish they pay me enough for this…
Ian: SHUT UP!


LEAVE IT TO BIEBER!
By: SuperLuxray
Disclaimer: I don't own Bobobo, Naruto, Shippuden, Smosh and their videos and props*

Warning: This is Massive Rated T for this short only. You've been warned.

*Then the 50s Cherry Music starts playing as the title "Leave it to Bieber" appears*

Narrator: It's the LEAVE IT TO BIEBER SHOW!

*Then at the Bieber's residence, everyone was doing their own work until Justin Bieber's dad, Carl (Bobobo), comes home from work*

Carl: Hey Everybody, I'm home! So what did you do today, Marie?

Marie: I'd just did the laundry.

*Then Justin Bieber (Don Patch) appears*

Justin: But Mom, you didn't wash Checkers's clothes.

*Then the Family dog was seen wearing clothes as the laugh track starts playing*

*Then back to Clip #2 as the it shown the same music and title again*

*Then back to the Bieber Residence, the Bieber family is eating dinner, as Carl started talking to Marie*

Carl: Say, Wendy ,*shows Wendy eating her food* did you cook this meal?

Marie: No Carl, I let Bieber cooked it today.

Justin: Yeah dad! *does his signature hair flip* I'm going to be a chef when I grow up!

Carl: Really, BECAUSE THIS FOOD TASTES LIKE MONKEY ORANGETAN SH-

*Then it was interrupted as it back to Clip #3 as it has the same music and same title*

*Then back to the Bieber Residence, as Carl is reading the newspaper until Bieber came, crying*

Carl: What's wrong, Bieber?

Justin: Wendy punched me, *does his signature hair flip* and she said if I told anyone, she would hit me again- *then gets punched by Wendy again, then she threw him to the floor, and then starts punching him multiple times, then she started stepping on him harder. Then she grabbed a hammer and started hitting Bieber multiple times and then stops* Owwww….that's gonna take a long time to heal…*then Wendy comes back with a chainsaw* NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! *Then she cuts him as Justin screamed helpless pleas to his father*

Carl: *As he watched* No one likes a dirty rat, Bieber. *as the laugh track starts playing*

*Then goes to Clip #4 as it showed the title and the music*

*Then back to the Bieber residence, a doorbell was heard as Marie opened the door and it was Carl's brother, Nark (Anthony).*

Marie: Oh Hi, Nark!

Nark: Hi, Marie.

Marie: What are doing here?

Nark: Just thought I would invite myself to see you all again.

Marie: Oh Kids, come on out. It's your uncle.

*Then Justin and Bieber arrived at the doorway and Wendy hugged Nark as Justin tried to hug his uncle but he pushes him*

Nark: Real men don't hug! Real men use handshakes! *Then hold out his hand to Justin as he slowly holds out his hand as they shakes each other's hands but Nark's had a strong grip and crushed Justin's hand* Whoops! Guess I don't know my own strength.

*As Justin looked at his messed-up hand*

Justin: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

*Then he was interrupted as the goes to Clip #5 as it showed the title and the music*

*Then back to the Bieber Residence, The Bieber Family (including Nark) started eating dinner*

Carl: Say Marie, did you cook this wonderful food?

Marie: Oh, I didn't cook it, Carl. I let Bieber cook it.

Carl: Bieber! I TOLD YOU IT TASTED LIKE-

Bieber: But Dad, I took some cooking trainings to make you proud of me.

Carl: Oh really, then how did you get money?

Bieber: Well, I take your money from your wallet when you're asleep.

Carl:…. I will beat the hell outta you right now. Nark!

Nark: I got this. Hmph! Stealing Money from your parents, huh? *then grabs his belt and snaps it up. Then he grabbed Justin and took him to the living room*

Justin: *from afar* NO! NO! PLEASE! NOT ANOTHER ABUSE! PLEASE I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! NO! NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Nark: GET YO ASS BACK HERE, JUSTIN! IT'S TIME YOU LEARN DISCIPLINE!

Justin: HELP! HELP! HELP!

Nark: JUSTIN! GET BACK HERE OR SO GOD HELP ME, I WILL CUT YOUR BUTT HARDER THAN BEFORE! YOU GET YO ASS BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!

Justin: HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

Nark: THAT'S IT, TIME FOR YOUR PUNISHMENT! FIRST STEALING, AND NOW DISOBEIENCE! IT'S OVER! *Then from afar, Justin was heard really far away*

Justin: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Carl: Well, he taught him a lesson in life. *Then he went back eating his dinner but then he tasted it and he yelled* IT STILLED TASTED LIKE DOG SH-

*Then it was interrupted again as it showed Clip #6 with the music and the title*

*Then back to the Bieber Residenc- no wait, then meanwhile at Therapy, they started discussing the family's problems with Justin*

Dr. Mamani: So you abuse Justin almost every single day, to teach him a lesson about life and toughen him up.

Carl: You see, Doctor. We're trying to show him the world. And we want to protect him in any other way as possible, but sometimes, he gets on our nerves!

Marie: That's right. We would never hurt him that way, except his father by the way.

Dr. Mamani: I think this would be better if his father can stay here for 2 weeks so you, Wendy and Justin can reconnect for a change. And Wendy, it's time that you respect your brother the way he wants to be treated.

*While Wendy pouts and crosses her arms at Mr. Mamani*

Dr. Mamani: And Justin, I don't want you to go of your concerts for the next 2 weeks so that you can your family can have a nice time together. While you go with me, and we can discuss your problems when you were a kid.

Carl: *sighs* Alright, *then goes to his son* Son, I want you to be the man of the house and treat your mom and sister while I gone.

Justin: Alright, Daddy but….I actually called an appointment so that I won't see you for the next 2 weeks….

Carl:…

Justin: Daddy…

Carl:….

Justin: Daddy, are you mad?

Carl….. *Then his sense snapped, and every single vein snapped as he started to look at his son angrily* You….

Justin: As he stepped back from Carl* Daddy, are you okay?

Carl: *Then he started charging to his son as he reached out to choke him* YOU DISOBEDIENT CHILD!

Justin: DADDY! *Then he ran from Carl as he chased him around but he caught to him and tried to choke him to death*

Carl: I WOULD KILL YOU FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE! YOU UNGRATEFUL CHILD! AFTER EVERYTHING I DONE FOR YOU, WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED YOUR OWN DAD!

Mr. Mamani: HE'S KILLING HIS SON, SECURITY!

*Then Security arrived and stopped Carl from strangling his son*

Carl: GET OFF OF ME! I WANT TO KILL HIM!

Justin: MOMMY! WHAT HAPPENED TO DADDY!

Carl: YOU'RE DEAD, KID! YOU ARE DEADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!

*Then he was interrupted another time as it showed Clip #7 with its Music and Title*

*Then at the Carl's Cell, he was strapped completely from his upper waist and from the waist below. Then his family went to see him, especially his shamed son, Justin Bieber.*

Carl: Meh….

Marie: Oh Carl, are you okay?

Carl: ….Meh…..

Marie: Carl, just stay with me. You're strong, they can't break you.

Carl: Where's…..Justin…..

Justin: I'm here, Daddy…sorry I called them on you.

Carl: It's okay….you did the right thing. I've gone insane this time, this rage bottled up inside of me has been released, immediately lost all focus, sense, and also mind and started in a blind rage. I was directing this rage at you, Bieber.

Marie: NO! Please Carl, we need you back! Please, Don't be like this!

Carl: Marie, I'll be fine. Besides, he'd already broke me already, he broke my cold, and hard shell into a soft, and weak person. I can't live no longer now. I've officially been broken. Justin, I want you to be the man of the house, be nice to your mother and sister. Make sure to take care of them well.

Justin: Well….actually….

*A Week ago*

Justin: I WANT YOU TO MAKE ME A FABULOUS DINNER AND MAKE IT SNAPPY, MOTHA!

Marie: Yes, Justin.

*Then at Wendy's room*

Justin: HUG ME, BITCH! *Then Wendy hugs Justin which he responds in a pervy way* BOW BEFORE ME! *Then Marie and Wendy bows down to Justin* NOW GET NAKED FOR ME AND DANCE FOR ME! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA!

*Then back at Carl's cell as he said nothing then he started talking again*

Carl: I would…ooh…I can't say it now. I need something that can give me a boost again.

Justin: Hey Daddy, I also took control of your famous celebrity plates that I also broke them in pieces then burned them into a new gold record. *Then shows Carl his new Gold Record* You like it!

Carl:….

*Then a few minutes later, the Therapy Building burned in flames as the Bieber Family walked home together with Justin badly hurt*

Justin: Let's go home Daddy.

Carl: You can say that son.

*Then it shows Clip #8 with its Music and Title*

*Then at the Bieber's residence, Carl, Marie, and Wendy are sitting at the couch together until Bieber came and sits down with the family.*

Carl: Hey Bieber, you spend anytime with that Usher boy, I'm started to think that you're a homosexual.

Justin: Hypothetically speaking, what if I was a homosexual.

Carl: Then I would disown you! *Then Carl and the two ladies laughs as Justin started looking away from them then Usher (Naruto) appears and grabs Justin private*

Usher: Oh man, he suspects it. We better lay low for a while.

Justin: Yeah, he's must not know of our secret marriage my love. When we get out of here, we will have sex every single day.

Usher: Yeah, until then. We must wait.

*Then the two looked at something while the light is gleaming at our two homosexual lovers*

*Then it showed Clip #9 with its Music and Title*

*Then at the Bieber Residence, Carl is reading his Newspaper then Bieber came with his report card*

Bieber: Hey dad…

Carl: Hey Bieber, did your report card came in today?

Bieber: *looking really depressed* Yeah…

*Then Carl gets up and slaps him*

Carl: YOU GOT A F! DO YOU?! *Then slaps him multiple times*

*Then Justin flinched as he's thinking that he's gonna get another slap*

Justin: No! Dad, I just got a B!

Carl: Oh, well. Good job anyway and I'm sorry if I hit you like that.

Justin: And also…

Carl: Also what….

Justin: And I obviously raped Mom and Wendy because they're hot and I also took Uncle Nark's money when he was asleep. I also peed in front of your tub. And I obviously raped many girls while you were gone and I also burned every single thing in your basement.

Carl: YOU BRATTTTTTTTTTTTTT! *Then tried to slap Justin but he catches it and instead slaps Carl in the face multiple times. Then he pushed him to the floor and then punched him multiple times then stepped on his nuts and then grabs a vase and threw at him as he has a bloody face now as he ached* YOU DON'T HAVE TO HIT ME THAT MUCH! *Then ran away to his room, crying*

Justin: *Then he says his final words* My dad's a pussy.

*Then a laugh track plays as he shrugs*

Narrator: Will Bieber ever get the respect from his father? Will Bieber ever hit puberty? Will Bieber start having sex with his family illegally? Will Justin ever tell his father that he's Bisexual? Will Justice will have sex with her sister more often and will have babies with her even though that it's illegal? Find out next time- Leave it to Bieber has been canceled. Now that's a shocker for once due for it's profanity and sexual themes!

The End!