To my readers, I must apologize. This is a response to a couple of crude "reviews" of this story. If you're curious, they are still up. I'm also working on a new chapter for this story.
Dear Sex on Fire,
Obviously you are a teenager. Your comments have made that so clear, that I didn't need to clarify. I would like for you to know that I'm not talking about your talk of you sex life, I'm referring to you atrocious grammar and complete lack of respect for proper punctuation.
This is not the kind of review that I find respectful. I do not care to read details of your sex life, as it has nothing to do with me or my stories. I don't know what the hell you are thinking by telling me and my readers this; I'm sure they don't care either. If you think you're giving me inspiration, I can assure you that you are not.
You are crude, disrespectful, and very immature. I considered removing your comments, but I have decided to leave them up so that those who read this letter to you know exactly what I am speaking of. If you hadn't posted as a guest, I wouldn't have done this. Perhaps you erroneously assumed that I wouldn't be able to respond. I also wonder if you're actually registered on this site and that you're simply too much of a coward to post under your real user name.
Please note that any more reviews like these will be ignored. Any lame attempt at a comeback to this will be laughed at. So I kindly ask you not to try and provide yourself with some entertainment by starting some teenage, bullshit drama over the Internet. That's what Facebook is for.
Sincerely,
LaurenTiger
P.S. If you are now thinking that I'm responding to this because I'm jealous of your sex life, you're completely wrong. As a lesbian, I have an awesome sex life. The difference between you and I is that I don't feel the need to share the details with everyone.
