Danganronpa: Cannonball Run
Disclaimer:
Danganronpa is owned by Spike Chunsoft and Lerche
The Cannonball Run are owned by Brock Yates and Golden Harvest
My heart-felt apologies for the late update! I was struck down with pharyngitis during the first 2 weeks of last month, and after recovering, I was besieged with office work that kept me off the computer and thus my progress was slowed down and got delayed, but nevertheless, I managed to complete it and here it is…the latest chapter.
Many thanks to those who read and reviewed this fic. I am really happy and this inspired me to bring in the next chapter, and here the race continues as the casts of Danganronpa The Animation and Danganronpa V3 collide as they try to outdo and outwit each other in order to get the lead in order to win the race.
Well, enjoy!
Ch. 9: Kyushu Prefecture part 4
The scene shifts at the main road, where various vehicles are passing by, looking like life is going well for all, and they are doing their usual thing, such as driving, walking, chatting, and other sort of things, as if the day is business as usual, and yet there are some who appeared to be interested in something, such as seeing the posters of Sayaka Maizono and her idol band, where the poster states that the idol band members are popular and this amassed a huge following of fan boys and fan girls, which made them wish they want to meet them in person.
"Wow..."
"Sayaka..."
"My dream girl..."
"My idol..."
"I want to meet her..."
"I want to date her..."
"Makes me want to take her to bed..."
"Hey!"
-x-
The scene shifts towards the exit of Mt. Fuji where Celes' team is stealthily trailing Kirigiri's team, intending to follow them as they believe that Kirigiri's team is taking the lead, but then the scene shows that another set of racers are seen, and they appeared to be closing in on Celes and Kirigiri's teams. And the vehicles are soon seen and identified where:
- An ATV-like vehicle is cruising, where it shows that it has human-like appearance, where the description shows that the ATV-like vehicle has black metal resembling armored plating. His head, though synthetic, resembles that of a normal human, having pale skin and white, straight hair with a large ahoge sticking from the top, though with noticeable cyborg traits such as glowing blue eyes, thick lines that run around and below his eyes, and headphone-shaped objects instead of ears. The vehicle is dubbed Kibo, and the passengers are seen, where they are also identified as Hope's Peak Academy students. The students who are riding the Kibo vehicle are: Miu Iruma, Suichi Saihara and Kaede Akamatsu. They are a late addition to the competitors and their team is identified as Team V3.
- Another vehicle is also seen, resembling a HUMVEE, where the two passengers are seen, a pair of girls, and they are identified as Tenko Chabashira and Maki Harukawa. Their team name is identified as Fighting Babes, due to their background in martial arts such as aikido and other forms of martial arts..
- Another vehicle is also seen, and it resembled a magician's car, where the passengers consist of a boy and a girl, and they are identified as Kokichi Oma and Himeko Yumeno. Their team name is identified as Supreme Magicians, and they are tailing in onto Celes' team.
As Yamada is driving, Tsumiki saw the three vehicles and she told Celes about it, and this irritated the Gambler and told Yamada to drive faster, which he appeared hesitant until she shook him by his hair and demanded to speed up or she'll throw him out.
"DON'T COMPLAIN! JUST DRIVE FASTER!"
"BUT I CAN'T JUST…"
"I DON'T CARE!"
"WHOA!"
"DRIVE FASTER OR I'LL THROW YOU OFF!"
"STOP PULLING ME OR WE'LL CRASH!"
"I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! DRIVE FASTER OR ELSE!"
"GGGAAHHH!".
The vehicle began to swerve from left to right as Yamada loses control of their vehicle due to Celes manhandling him, and Tsumiki shrieked and told them to be careful or they would end up crashing and lose the race, but Celes was so pissed off and told Tsumiki to shut up while demanding to Yamada to do something and take the lead in the race.
"DON'T COMPLAIN! JUST DRIVE FASTER!"
"BUT I CAN'T JUST…"
"I DON'T CARE!"
"WHOA!"
"DRIVE FASTER OR I'LL THROW YOU OFF!"
"STOP PULLING ME OR WE'LL CRASH!"
"I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! DRIVE FASTER OR ELSE!"
"GGGAAHHH!".
-x-
Several minutes later, the scene shows that the Hopeful Lucksters are driving their vehicle, and so far they believe that they are ahead of them and they should maintain their lead. Nagito proclaimed that LUCK is on their side and they will win the race, which Hinata sighed as he told them that joining this race is probably a bad idea, but Naegi tries to use his optimism to calm them down, saying that joining the race may be beneficial.
"Really, Naegi?"
"Yeah...if it means we could win the prize money we can use it to help our families..."
"See...Naegi agrees with me...we are so LUCKY..."
"Ah...I don't know, Komaeda-senpai..."
"Whatever...let's just win this race so we can go home..."
"Hinata-senpai..."
"Now then...let's race to our future..."
"..."
By then another team showed up and somehow catches up with Naegi's team. It was the Despair GALS and Enoshima opened the hood of their vehicle, and waved at Naegi, which the Luckster blushed as she is waving at him, and there she attempted to entice him into joining her team, which Naegi kindly decline, reasoning that he is already with Nagito and Hinata.
"Come on, Naegi-kun...there's room here..."
"Sorry...I'm already paired with Hinata-senpai and Komaeda-senpai..."
"Even then...you can defect...and if we win...we'll share the prize money with you..."
"Um...I don't think that is a..."
"Oh, don't be shy..."
"Um..."
"If so...maybe this would convince you..."
"Eh...?"
However, Enoshima grinned naughtily as she grabbed Naegi and embraced him, his face buried on her chest, where her cleavage is exposed, and Naegi waved his arms non-stop as he is slowly being aroused against his will, and Ikusaba stared wide-eyed at seeing this, wondering why Enoshima is resorting to that kind of tactic.
More trouble ensued as Fukawa accidentally sneezed and transforms into Genocider Sho and attempted to go to the opposing vehicle, grabbing Hinata by his neck with one hand and wielding a scissors with her other hand, and she finds Hinata…HOT.
"Wow!"
"Uh..."
"You look hot!"
"No..."
"Makes me want to DO you...with my scissors!"
"No...no...NO!"
"YES! YES! YES!"
"NOOOO!"
This caused Hinata to feel EXTREME emotions which causes him to HULK OUT, in a different way, where his hair GREW (in a way similar to Son Goku transforming into Super Saiyan 3), and sports a different demeanor, becoming Izuru Kamukura, and both he and Sho began to CLASH.
"HEY!"
"IZURU SMASH!"
"YOU GOT GUTS!"
"IZURU SMASH!"
"PULLING A GIRL'S HAIR LIKE THAT...ARE YOU GAY?"
"IZURU SMASH!"
"I'LL KILL YOU!"
"IZURU SMASH!"
As Sho and Izuru are pulling each other via their hair, Enoshima kept on having Naegi's face buried on her cleavage, while her hand went inside his pants, touching his AROUSAL, causing his face to go RED, but then Ikusaba stared wide-eyed when she saw an incoming trailer truck approaching, and is honking very loud, and she told Enoshima and Ikusaba to get back inside or else they would fall off as she intend to avoid colliding with the truck.
But Enoshima and Sho told her they don't care.
"Ah, shut up!"
"Ha-ha-ha-ha!"
"Get back inside, you two!"
"Go fuck off, nee-chan!"
"I'm busy!"
"I mean it! Get back in!"
"Go jack off, nee-chan!"
"Ha-ha-ha-ha!"
Ikusaba stared in dismay and was forced to swerve the vehicle and narrowly avoided the truck, and Enoshima and Sho luckily got back inside their vehicle, and she complained to Ikusaba that she was having fun seducing Naegi, while Sho said she almost wanted to KILL Izuru, but Ikusaba urged them to focus on winning the race, and there they can do what they want after.
Enoshima and Sho sagged yet they relented as Enoshima closes the buttons of her blouse while grinning that she got to TOUCH Naegi's crotch, which Sho heard and appeared envious.
"Oh…fine…"
"…"
"At least I get to touch Naegi's crotch…"
"Seriously?"
"Yeah…"
"Damn, that's so hot…makes me want to kill him…"
"Too bad…"
"…"
Meanwhile, the scene shifts inside the vehicle where Naegi is blushing hard after what Enoshima put him through, and Nagito told him that Naegi is really LUCKY, as aside from getting his face onto Enoshima's cleavage, her hand MADE CONTACT on his bare crotch, and Naegi blushed furiously and reiterated that it was an accident.
However, he noticed Izuru glaring at him, and Nagito explained that Hinata has a RARE case of BRUCE BANNER SYNDROME, in which when stressed or emotionally excited, Hinata would HULK-OUT, but instead of growing his body, only his hair would grow, and there Hinata becomes Izuru.
By then Izuru grabbed Naegi by his hair and pulls him back and forth, screaming as if he is the Hulk, and Naegi screamed out in terror.
"IZURU SMASH!"
"WWWAAHHH!"
"IZURU SMASH!"
"HINATA-SENPAI! SNAP OUT OF IT!"
"IZURU SMASH!"
"DON'T BEAT ME UP!"
"IZURU SMASH!"
"KOMAEDA-SENPAI! HELP!"
As Nagito laughed at seeing how exciting this is, and he felt a GLIMMER OF HOPE, but then another vehicle showed up, where it turn out to be the Fighting Babes, and out of desperation to get away from Izuru, Naegi partially got off the vehicle, and accidentally hugged Chabashia, where she shrieked in terror due to her condition of having fear towards boys and she began to do aikido punches while telling Naegi to get off her.
"EEEEEKKKK!"
"OW-OW-OW-OW!"
"GET OFF ME, YOU LECHER!"
"OW-OW-OW-OW!"
"I MEAN IT! LET GO OR I'LL KILL YOU!"
"OW-OW-OW-OW!"
"HENTAI! MANIAC! MOLESTER!"
"OW-OW-OW-OW!"
More hilarity ensued as Izuru got off and saw Chabashira, and this made her go into PANIC MODE as she began to pound on Izuru, who pulled on her hair in retaliation, all the while mumbling mindlessly like the Hulk.
"EEEEEKKKK!"
"IZURU SMASH!"
"GET AWAY FROM ME!"
"IZURU SMASH!"
"YOU BOYS ARE REALLY LECHERS!"
"IZURU SMASH!"
"STAY BACK OR I'LL KILL YOU!"
"IZURU SMASH!"
Maki face-palmed at the scene she is watching, and told Chabashira to get inside as she will speed up and try to get ahead of the opposing team, but Chabashira told Maki to help her as Izuru is pulling on her hair, and Maki said she can't do anything while she is driving the vehicle.
"Harukawa-san! Help me here!"
"Sorry…"
"What? Why?"
"I'm driving…"
"Forget the fucking steering wheel and help me get away from these lechers!"
"Too busy…"
"Harukawa-san!"
"…"
Likewise, Naegi is pulling Izuru away and told him to let go of Chabashira or else he would get themselves in trouble, but Izuru did not mind it and kept on pulling on Chabashira's hair, and kept on chanting "Izuru smash!"
"HINATA-SENPAI! SNAP OUT OF IT!"
"IZURU SMASH!"
"DON'T BEAT HER UP!"
"IZURU SMASH!"
"YOU'LL BE CHARGED FOR VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN!"
"IZURU SMASH!"
"HINATA-SENPAI!"
"IZURU SMASH!"
To Be Continued...
Like A Cannonball by Menudo
(Theme song from Cannonball Run)
See the lightning' cross the sky
Makes me wonder why can't I
Move that fast to get to where I'm going'
I just can't wait to get to you
'Cause girl you know just what we'll do
So much love for you is overflowing
I gave you a license to drive me up the wall
I just can't shake this spell that your love keeps me under
The way you weave your magic, your brown eyes say it all
I look at you and feel the thunder
Uh! It hits me like a cannonball
Like a cannonball
Hits me like a cannonball
Like a cannonball
Hearts beat at the speed of sound
That's why I am so glad I found
Someone who makes loving' feel so right
If there's a detour up ahead
I'll take another road instead
Nothing's keeping me from you tonight
I gave you a license to drive me up the wall
I just can't shake this spell that your love keeps me under
The way you weave your magic, your brown eyes say it all
I look at you and feel the thunder
Uh! It hits me like a cannonball
Like a cannonball
Hits me like a cannonball
Like a cannonball
I gave you a license to drive me up the wall
I just can't shake this spell that your love keeps me under
The way you weave your magic, your brown eyes say it all
I look at you and feel the thunder
Uh! It hits me like a cannonball
Like a cannonball
Hits me like a cannonball
Like a cannonball
Hits me like a cannonball
Like a cannonball
Hits me like a cannonball
Like a cannonball
Hits me like a cannonball
Like a cannonball
Hits me like a cannonball
Like a cannonball
Hope you liked this chapter, as a lot of wanton comedy is shown here, and Naegi had the MOST LUCK, pleasure and pain…while Hinata is REVEALED to have a surprise illness…the BRUCE BANNER SYNDROME…you know what that means…
Preview:
The Kyushu Prefecture arc concludes here as the rest of the students try to outwith each other as they are approaching the exit border of Kyushu…and enter into a new territory…
See you in 5 to 7 weeks…
Reviews are welcomed…
