Introducing… Trash Dad! If you haven't seen the after credits scene in the last episode of Noragami Aragoto, this is kind of a big spoiler lol but otherwise you should be fine. Thanks for reading, guys!
The Benefits of Dating a God
"Yaboku."
Chills went up Yato's spine and he cringed before he spun around, his voice exasperated and a glare on his face as he asked, "What?"
Fujisaki grinned and took a step closer to him, "I overheard from Yama-chan that Hiyori-chan's dating someone now. Me and her boyfriend are best buddies, you know."
Yato cursed himself once again for being such a blabbermouth in front of Hiyori's friends, but tried his best to keep his composure as he questioned back, "So?"
"Ametsuchi Yato?" He crossed his arms with a smirk, "Don't even pretend like it's not you."
"So?" He repeated, the scowl on his face deepening, "How did you find me anyway?"
"I just wanted to congratulate you. And well, since you and your girlfriend have both blocked me on your phones and such, you give me no choice but to follow you around every once in a while since it's not like I can call or text you." He shrugged, "Mizuchi helps, of course. As well as some others."
Yato narrowed his eyes, "You really need to get a life."
"You are my life, Yaboku. After all, I gave you yours." He reached out to touch his shoulder, but Yato jumped backwards, "You aren't forgetting that, I hope."
"How could I when you remind me all the damn time?" The god spat back, landing a few feet away.
Fujisaki actually laughed at that, admitting, "True. But still, you're putting way too much faith in little Hiyori-chan; what's gonna happen in a few years when she keeps getting older and you stay the same? Or even worse, what if Takagamahara were to find out?" He faked a pout, "I would never put you in the line of fire, but secrets never stay secrets forever, Yaboku. Someone will find out eventually and I'm sure they won't be happy."
"It's none of your business anyway, so what does it matter?" Yato turned around and started to walk away, "I'm done talking to you."
"Alright, alright. Make sure you give Hiyori-chan a kiss for me!" Fujisaki started to walk in the opposite direction.
Yato froze, but didn't turn around, "Fuck you."
"Manners, Yaboku. I taught you better than that." His father didn't turn around either, but waved a finger as he kept walking.
